"Let's hear it for soup!" The announcer called, the crowds rapturous cheers filling the air as everyone showed their love for soup in a rhythmic chanting of "Soup! Soup! Soup!". The announcer's blood soon ran cold, and their face turned white as the crowd became wild and frenzied.

Tonight's viewing. Girlfriend and I have been wanting yo watch this for ages, but it's not on anything, not even an upload on YouTube. So I got her a copy on blu ray imported from the US for Christmas. We were supposed to watch it yesterday after Die Hard, but the power grid had other plans.

Well, that was an absolute waste of a day. Our Christmas was going fine. We'd just had lunch snf settled to watch Die Hard, and then the power goes out. Full on black out, it lasted 8 hours. In 40-degree heat. Thankfully, most of our food can be salvaged.

Happy Sanguinala, everyone!! 🩸🩸🎄🎄🩸🩸🎁🎁🩸🩸🎅🎅

When life gives you lemons, leave them in the freezer overnight to harden and then throw them at people.

Worthless little toad of a human being. A waste of human skin.

The Christmas hill I will die on is that Frosty The Snowman is a song about children practising pagan magic to summon a demon and bind it to a physical form. Read the lyrics, prove me wrong.

If you see this, we IMPLORE you to post a picture from whatever device you're using without explanation.

Tonight's viewing. The Heisei era is my favourite Godzilla era.

Disgusting. After being caught spreading lies and manufacturing an antisemitism crisis in Australia, Josh Frydenberg and his ilk get to go on national TV and smugly proclaim, "See, we told you this would happen!". To them, 16 dead innocents are as good as 16 votes scabbed off Labor. #auspol #bondi

Enjoying some early morning #peakcinema and the greatest title drop of all time.

if you were elected to public office, which book would you swear in on?

A lot of people are saying this is an insult to Orwell's writing. Which is fair. Buuuut, Animal Farm kinda sucked already, so whatever.

New Mygov Message. If you know, you know.

You know you've got deep down the sword and sorcery rabbit hole when you're rewatching the "top s&w movies" videos you started out on, and you're going through the list like got it, got it, got it, got it, got it, got it...

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It came with these random cards that are just stills from the movie. I'm gonna hide these in the shelves at work and see if anyone notices.

Aw yeah, that's the good stuff. Good is subjective.

Remember his first "come back" where he made jokes about mass shooting victims?

Well shit, I'm WAY more careful with my language than I am irl. 52 profanities is usually what I managed in an hour.

Ah fucking shit, dude. Damn. @profanity.accountant

It's my birthday today 💫 A retweet or a like would make me very happy (:

A movie that takes place where you're from For better or for worse === Literally a choice between two surfer movies.

Yes. Yes! This shit is so ass! #peakcinema

This afternoon's viewing! I've been watching too many *GOOD* trash films lately, so now it's time to smell the filth.

Sometimes, you find a movie that a plot synopsis that requires a dramatic reading with appropriate music.

This is lile the fourth time I've seen a post like this. I totally get that Terrifier is not for everyone, but can people stop pretending it's some traumatic snuff film on the level of something like the Serbian Film? Trust me, guys, there's WAY worse films out there. #Terrifier #rant

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This afternoon's viewing. Had to switch it up a little, I can't watch big oiled up muscle men all the time!

If you see this post an anime you love

Just finished up my entry for a local painting competition tomorrow. I Thought about entering some old hammer, but I decided to just do what I'm best at and paint in my style. It's good to be back! #goblingreen #bloodangels #warhammercommunity #minipainting #nerdlings

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I'm making my girlfriend watch this tonight. She's a big fan of horror, but a lot of the more mainstream stuff.

Very sorry to hear of the passing of UK artist Peter Knifton. I had some personal dealings with Peter few years ago when he kindly let me use his ‘space pyramid’ cover for one of my albums. He was a gentleman. Rest well Peter.

This Oscar worthy performance is #peakcinema

Tonight's viewing. I was originally going to watch The Barbarians but seem to have accidentally bought the Italian version. Lol, whoops.

Good evening, himbos, bimbos, and gentlethems! It's #Halloween week, so that means it's horror movie season! Honestly, there is no more perfect time of year to sit back and enjoy something creepy or spooky or bloody. So I compiled a list of ten horror movies I recommend, in no particular order 🧵

Sword and sorcery is one of my favourite genres because what other type of movie causes this kind of live reaction.

Getting rid of some trash

Deathstalkers acquired. I managed to get this for an extremely decent bargain, considering there are some people listing all four movies together for $350+.

This afternoon's viewing! I've never seen this movie in it's entirety, I rented this once, but it was an old chewed up VHS copy. All I really remember is that amazing theme song! youtu.be/Dx-F6VnLezM?...

All jokes aside, this is a surprisingly good pre history movie. It's on YouTube (as are a lot of sword and sorcery films), so check it out if you're up for a fun way to spend an evening.

YOR'S WORLD, HE'S THE MAN! YOR'S WORLD, HE'S THE MAN!

“Fuck AI” — Guillermo del Toro 🎥 Vanity Fair

I overcame my autism burnout long enough to paint up a cairn reaper. Testing out ideas for my nighthaunt colour scheme. #nerdlings #warhammercommunity #minipainting #goblingreen

Why is it so hard to find horror movies on streaming?? You'd think with it being October, they'd have a Halloween season selection, but noooooooo I might have to subject girlfriend to the Terrifier trilogy if my spooky needs aren't fulfilled.

Coming to the realisation that my new hyper fixation is physical media. Specifically sword and sorcery films. But can you blame me?? How am I supposed to focus on anything when there's Iron Master going on! Look at the muscularity!

Every single person you see is fighting problems just like you. Except you are more sexy. Xox