Honestly it's kind of rude how much cuter I look from above than below and then I had to be 5'11"

Why am I walking through a hallmark Christmas movie in early November. This is too much snow

"when I do this" *rings can* "you have to do service" "I'm not your servant, I'm your mom "You're my servant mom"

Stealing my metamours sweater for the evening cause it looks good on me 😎

Polycule chat talking about driving

It took until like 3pm but I did eventually get dressed today

Just saw a post referring to Indiana Jones as being the slutsona of Professor Henry Jones and 1. That's an amazing way to refer to it 2. Why don't I have a slutsona

3 year old is just refusing to go in the potty now and I'm just fucking done with this. He knows how but he refuses to go until he's in a diaper and he is too old and capable of otherwise for this

It is too early to be this snowy

The 6 year old is talking in a robot voice and calling himself service robot and asking what services I would like. Taking advantage of this to get myself a cup of water

Need this damn dry skin near me lip to heal 😭

Alright I really gotta get rid of my boy boxers I haven't worn them in years and I have so much underwear I will never need these even as backup

Me staring at today's date like "wait is that the birthday of my girlfriend from 20 years ago? Why do I remember this"

Found my glasses I'd misplaced

That feeling of dread when you talk about the work that needs to occur over the next year or so and the yawning chasm of it overwhelms

I do wish my mom who has no money and no pension would stop going on about wanting to buy a house again someday. Like I already lend her money regularly, she cannot afford to own an asset that sometimes randomly needs 12k in repairs. Also you don't need a 3 bedroom house for you and your dogs.

Got "this person'd" on Reddit for arguing about immigration. "If you're confused about this person's views look at their profile. It explains a lot"

Gifted kid but for self soothing

When you're reading code and you know if you'd gotten to code review this when it was first proposed it would be so much better 😅

I'm basically like a Hot Transsexual Ted Mosby.

It's actually depressing how quickly the Canadian zeitgeist has turned anti-immigration. Like people on reddit are mad that the government didn't totally rug pull on people who already live here when cutting the new permanent residency numbers by providing programs for existing residents.

Apparently a mutual friend of my metamour was telling him how she saw me at Sapphic Night but "she was buried under so many girls I couldn't even reach her" which is maybe a little bit of an exaggeration, but it's funny that that's my reputation 🤭

It's interesting that the fake ID concept seems way more prevalent in the US because of the ridiculous drinking age. Like I never knew anyone who had a fake ID because I turned 19 partway through first year university so all through university my friends and I could drink instead of it being year 3

Morning Bluesky

Also jeez I always forget the *guns* when I go out sleeveless 💪😂

Realizing I'm older than the next mayor of NYC 😭

Alright date make-up done 💪 😅

Alright *something* keeps connecting to my desktop speakers over bluetooth not to play anything, but it prevents me from actually using them as speakers and I have no earthly idea what device it is or how to stop it.

Honestly props to my brokerage company because their customer service chatbot is *clearly* too dumb to be an LLM, it is clearly an old school chatbot intended to just filter you into the correct box for getting a customer service technician to do anything.

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Gonna do my makeup closer to, but I think I have decided on outfit unless the kids wreck it before we go out 😂

Happy 9 year wedding anniversary to my wife and me 🥰 We have survived my transition, 2 kids (survived so far anyway, still got a bit of time on that one too go) and going poly and we still like each other, which I'm gonna count as a success 💪

Sleepy sleepy sleepy

My son keeps trying to figure out who he can marry, so far he has been told he can't marry either of us, his brother or my wife's boyfriend & his wife 😅

When you need to do something with your hands during a test run

Okay showered now

Ugh when my hair is reminding me I need a shower.

Dressing Autumnal AF 🍁

I assume it's because all the book marketing got hyper focused in on demographics over the last few decades but it's weird to me when someone's discussing books and implies that like adult fiction won't be read by teens or shouldn't, because YA as a category exists.

We fully into scarf weather now 🧣

Dreamt I swapped bodies with a woman I know (temporarily) and my thought process was "boy this is a great way to find out what a BA feels like 😅

My wife bought a hand-held fabric cleaner thing and cleaned the couch. Afterwards she took a video of herself dumping the dirty water. She has watched it 15 times tonight. And made several other people watch it too

Man kid's these days. My sister sent me my niece's lists for Christmas and is like "nightstand", "throw blanket", "wall art". These kids are like 13-14 😅

It's so dark out and it's not even 6 😭

Okay finished Polysecure though I feel like I'm really gonna need to reread parts of that to meaningfully internalize it. But at least I've read the whole thing after a year 😂 Also finally down to only 1 book I'm in the middle of, tho I should probably restart at this point

Someone please tell me what the point of an ATM that has the same hours as the branch is? Like why is the robot money dispenser closed on a Sunday?

I don't know how anyone has more kids than they have adults, I take 20 minutes to get the 6 year old doing a homework page and the 3 year old pisses on the couch

Rearranged the under the stairs storage to bring the Christmas stuff to easy access. It's not *quite* pulling out the Christmas stuff yet, but I am *ready*

Bugger.

Not even a sports tran but how am I supposed to sleep when we're bottom of the 10th