Look I don't know fuck all about it compared to you, but people who think ethernet is just a wire that sends the ones and zeros from Chrome over. Buddy... I got some news for you.

www.theguardian.com/technology/2... Well ehm, yes.

Hmmz. I guess it makes sense but bit annoying..

Voor alle agressieve schuimbekkende mentaal uitgedaagden die vandaag door 020 marcheerden met foute vlaggen, hitlergroeten bedreigingen en scheldpartijen: jullie zíjn Nederland niet en zullen het nooit worden ook. Jullie zijn schandvlekken met een hoodie.

Can i hack your phone? No. Can i do that with 1/10/100 million budget, yes.

By now storing your bitcoin on kraken is more secure than your home setups ;)

😂

Time to spend 2 weeks not focussing on how all our security is broken 🫶

Website/device age verification is a privacy and security nightmare and everyone who tells you that this is a solved problem is lying to you.

@adafruit.com do you have ppl in eu who could maybe do something at hacker events?

Ok, de regel is: zij eten vanavond en kletsen gezellig. Morgen doen ze inhoud. Dus ik heb morgen weer een dagoverzicht voor jullie (met een aantal bizarre zaken die in NL nu niet in het nieuws zijn merk ik), maar vanavond mogen we memen.

Look people, no matter how much we destroy the Earth by polluting it with CO₂, microplastics, PFAS, etc. everywhere, and even if AMOC shuts down and both the Greenland and Antarctic ice sheets melt, the Earth will still be infinitely more habitable than Mars. Mars is a shithole and we're not going.

‘You had a glass of water, how would you rate this experience?’ The future is stupid.

Donated a bit again, they do such lovely work, please chip in if possible - www.frankyandcoen.nl/doneer-nu

There is an important vote about ocean protection this month, its huge for our planet, has it even been in the news?

Always good to talk to Mikko, he's always interesting but this career change was a surprise. That said, with Russia on the border it's a perfectly understandable move. "I do believe anti-drone technology maybe has more importance, and more meaning to it, right now with the war raging on."

There wont be a super advanced AI that suddenly hacks ‘all the computers’ ever. Unpopular opinion?

It’s always “We launched these tardigrades into space!” “We froze them to absolute zero!” “We threw them into an erupting volcano!” Never “We took these tardigrades on a holiday. They’re getting tiny massages and sipping little umbrella drinks on the beach.”

NL could easily commit to producing 10k drones per months to help Ukraine. I'm annoyed to see that there is no sense of urgency.

If you are dutch or living here. You should check out events like @why2025vip.bsky.social or @why2025.bsky.social.

We can get paid for it instead of it just being stolen?

Dit klopt.

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Feels weird that most ppl dont have yubikeys. ‘For the price or a coffee or two you get better security’ and ppl be like.. nah. Any idea’s why?

"today is the 20th anniversary of Leeroy Jenkins" ok. putting this here to cause mental damage to certain people

I never pushed anybody but quite a few old family members and friends discovered signal by themselves yay!

The american taliban dont realize how weird they sound

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Yearly reminder that carrots work better than sticks if you want ppl to report getting phished or social engineered otherwise or hacked.

Anybody else in mechelen for @brucon training? Wouldn’t mind share some dinner tomorrow or a drink this/tomorrow evening :)

I took a look at the changes to Microsoft Recall, which is rolling out to compatible Windows devices soon. Photographic memory that stores all your deleted messages, keystrokes etc 😅 doublepulsar.com/microsoft-re...

Pope after meeting Vance:

I knew I made this for a reason

The world is stupid and turned into a weird mix of the onion and 1984

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Watching oppenheimer.. What happened between that and jd vance going 💪🇺🇸 on a signal chat..

www.theatlantic.com/politics/arc... - wow

Some governments are attempting to procure new nuclear power plants, from the US even. This is not going well, and recently the Korean vendor withdrew from consideration here. Earlier I wrote on why you would/would not/or possibly would want to get new nuclear power: berthub.eu/articles/pos...

I think I should head to the ocean to be sure.

pretalx.com/p/pricing is really what you want to use btw for your cfp

Maybe being a dick to everybody has consequences.. who would have thought.

Roses are red Violets are blue