Call me an old little grumpy shit, but why are people still on the "everything" app? Is it the clout or the attention at this point?

The smelliest directory on my computer........

Wish I was a beaver building dams and being beaver instead of working in the IT industry during the AI craze

lois griffin joi...

long fart

Peak is when the character warns that he's about to fart...

pssst..... here's the forbidden alt for all my fellow freaks ;3c

Looks like I got myself in a bit of a pickle, but the pickle is giant yeen butt... Commission I got from @faucetrye.bsky.social !

[3/6] He's 3 minutes into an 8 minute long fart...

i would probably scroll this account more if so many fartists stop being bitches and got off twitter

I love you thissssssssssssss much! *farts out heart*

I can't get over the idea of a character making fart jokes with their own farts. And they're really gassy so they're going to be cracking a lot of jokes. 😳

Oh yeah, it's international beaver day as well, thought you should know :)

L.P. 5 SOON??????!

Please excuse my insane obsession of really long farts I will continue to talk about them and swoon over them

Please excuse my insane obsession of really long farts I will continue to talk about them and swoon over them

Farts should be even longer.

Mooning is just so peak 🫠

Sleep isn't enough, I also need a REALLLLY long fart from a HUGE butt directly in my face.....y'know?

Sleep isn't enough, I also need a REALLLLY long fart from a HUGE butt directly in my face.....y'know?

As if the smell in the tavern wasn't funky enough already... 💨

I think more characters should say "Here's what my butt thinks of that!" before farting...... just a thought.....

I love talking about farts with my friends ☺️

You should totally worship and hug and make out with my butt and talk about how big and massive it is hhhhhhhhh

This is weird thing to say on this account, but, are people that addicted to ragebait content and constant algorithm slop that they refuse to leave the bird app?

Ry's already an obnoxiously flatulent dragon, fatten him up with a nasty junk food diet and you know it's only gonna get wayyyy worse... and now it's your problem as much as his~ 💨

Get me some hair blowing farts in my face thank you

Sweat huffin' alt 💦

Raffle art for @skipthestink.bsky.social and @kookuecachoo.bsky.social! Prince Rykorius having a little fun with two lucky, loyal stink-huffing courtiers, willingly letting the raunchy royal replace every breath with his swampy, miasmic flatulence... 💨

One scenario I absolutely love is sitting on the couch with somebody and then just ripping ass, either as a distraction or affection, either works

Let's talk about fictional characters and then talk about how their farts would be

Somebody excusing themselves after a really big fart hits different....

I'm one of those freaks that thinks horny stuff in pyjamas is the hottest thing to ever exist

Hello chat, I finally bought myself the plaid flannel pajamas, I am currently the happiest man alive

FREE ART RAFFLE AT THIS HOUR? HOW CONVENIENT Prince Rykorius is back and he's treating two lucky subjects to a long night of huffing royal buttfumes~ 💨 FOLLOW AND REPOST TO ENTER, FULL T&Cs IN ALT TEXT! WINNERS WILL BE ANNOUNCED AT THE WEEKEND, GOOD LUCK!

Kind of in a hyperfart mood today....

You ever just talk about farts?

I'm sitting on the most uncomfortable wooden chair, it's entirely wood, no cushioning (expect my butt hehe) Really the only redeeming quality is how loud the farts reverberate on it 😳

I like farts That's all, thank you for coming to my ted talk

I don't want to work, I just want to be a silly little beaver cuddling in bed all day and watching old Top Gear

Going to the gym so I can keep myself active and a bit in shape. ....also so I can keep my butt shape which many people have told me is amazing....... 😳

I'm girls

I wish there was more "pull my finger" shenanigans out there....

Born to be a furry nerd Forced to experience male pattern baldness

butthole: 🙁 cheeks, crack: 😳😳😳😳😳😳😣😣😣😣🛎️

Fuck it, @/grob03.bsky.social is still the same scam artist that we hate and despise Apathy, Gothmuck, Puldas The same name that scammed 30+ people on Twitter. Posted illegal behavior. Doxxed an artist. Uses AI and sketches/draws over them. The dinosaur he’s drawing now isn’t what you want.

I'm a simple man, I see pyjama farts, I go insane

Let's keep this short and sweet This is gothmuck/apathy on yet another account- he's a comm scammer and traces AI, doxxes people, has regular tantrums and spams irl gore and shit before getting suspended, rinse and repeat Share this post, report his account, you know the drill

More horny intrusive coming up: Giant healer who's farts have healing properties, but their farts are still smelly and in order for the full healing effect you have to take it face first They also stuff themselves in preparation

The intrusive fart thoughts......