When you loses 787 million, your budget won't allow for actual REAL INVESTIGATIONS.....cameraman go cosplay.....

Thanks discover feed for proving dudes still misogyny ass clowns.

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Hegseth: > picks up a cigar > holds it to his ear > it explodes > Rubio peels his face off > IT WAS NETANYAHU ALL ALONG

So... about that rapture.

Tonight at dinner, our well behaved dog who was laying in her place under the chair on the patio at a restaurant when she was accused of the crime of "sniffing my purse" by the table behind us... I dunno, maybe don't throw your purse on the ground 3" from my dog. Fuck off with your fake Prada.

What a fucking loser. 2k views in 10 hours. Those are rookie numbers.

This chart of the US Dollar crashing should be used as the flag of the Republican Party.

The Department of Justice has removed a study showing that white supremacist and far-right violence “continues to outpace all other types of terrorism and domestic violent extremism” in the United States. 🔗 www.404media.co/doj-deletes-...

You could crop this and print it out and mail it to the district 3 Councilmember. The address is post office Box 34025, Seattle, WA, 98124–4025

Sotomayor’s question is entirely a fair one.

The public deserves to know the extent of Epstein’s abuse and to hold accountable anybody—regardless of political affiliation—who enabled it. Add your name to the petition to demand the Department of Justice and White House publicly release the files. sign.moveon.org/petitions/ep...

Here is some non-satire for you: Trans rights forever.

I ate for the first time since Wednesday. Let's hope I can tolerate it.

Illness update, symptoms are improving and I can likely start eating this evening or tomorrow. 72 hours of no food and counting.

I am a hypermasculine and extremely powerful alpha male. As such my greatest fears are seed oils, rainbows, people who don't look like me being on TV, and preventative medicine. I cannot explain any of these fears and consider that to be your fault.

Worst part about diverticulitis is the fucking cramping and nausea. The fever is the cherry on top. Oh you wanna sleep, nah we're going to spincycle your cuts for a few hours and make it so painful that you're not going to be able to. Then the nausea, guts spin, heads spin. Good luck.

Back into the hospital as my body is once again attempting to kill me.

It's my Birthday today!💫🎉 Can I ask for a customary share of my art? ✨ Big Announcement: I thought about it very hard, and finally decided to open a crowdfunding to help me out with my Top Surgery. Keep an eye out for later this year, I'd be very grateful for all the help I can get 🥹 Love you all 💙

What are we, as creatures, destined to do on this world? There is no plan, no design except to fulfill the genetic imperative embedded in us. We are capable of thought, empathy, love, aspiration, and evolution. So why not do that? Why restrict ourselves to archaic thought, poor rules, limitations.

i think about the “do not split” principle from hong kong often

Kevin, the neighborhood turkey hen, being fucking fabulous as usual.

JD Vance caught slipping crushed amphetamines into Trump's meals by Whitehouse security cameras. Vance says he's ready to take the wheel of America.

ICE is NOT the good guys.

But...but *you're* the mayor right now

Saturday Afternoon Humor 🤪😜🤣

Facts

gm to the bird crew

He dried for our sins.

Help. I need to go to sleep but this cute fucking thing is preventing me.

I think my seal melted...

That last line hits hard

🎨 Brenna Doodles www.instagram.com/p/DLr6IInxtl...

The entire Latino population in the U.S. is 65 million. She means all of us.

and of course, immigrants actually increase revenue. no more excuses, we know the real reason.

Repost plz

This is my kinda energy. www.404media.co/fucklapd-com...

Father has given me his fur as bedding. I am truly loved.

The local dog rescue that we adopted our dog through is running a donation event for their medical needs pups. Signal boosting their efforts. #dogrescue #charity #rescuedogs #dogsofbluesky #dogsofbsky www.zeffy.com/en-US/fundra...

Can bsky as a community please start tagging their shit? I'm all for you enjoying what you enjoy, but I'd like to enjoy not having to look at my discover feed and not have to keep the eye bleach handy.

doing some watercolors

Smash Mouth - Walkin' On The Sun is a fantastic song. I'll only be taking replies in bulleted contradictory points.

My dog, after getting an Easter chicken's foot. Whined at me until I went into a different room with her so she could eat it... What?