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The reason for the season 😖

It’s NOT foreshadowing 😤

Hey, what’s with the rope? And what’s in that- nonono, stop, please, no, PLEASE- Art by @mis.mmmatch.es.

#TMITuesday // ngl.link/mmmatches

Donkey Checklist

Oh and it doesn't need to be explicit to fuck people up 😉

And then when you inevitably get even weirder down the line you can go back and post that old stuff that doesn’t seem nearly so scandalous anymore 😅

"Impulse control is a valuable skill for your dog to learn, and you can use exercises like making them wait or hold for a treat. Repetition is key to ensure they clearly understand the connection between task and reward, but follow through and you'll have a patient pup on your hands in no time!"

😳 (WIP)

Workshopping the hanky code for a WAM sub and the best I can come up with is just an entire pie carelessly shoved into and spilling out of their back right pocket

new PFP BTW

Anyway as you can see I've created a Pinterest board of all the different specific ways you can and should antagonize me Wait where are you going

Backup 🥴

Ringer is small for a reason

I was gonna do the NGL thing again earlier today but I forgot so I’m doing it now, hit me ngl.link/mmmatches

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Every day is an opportunity to learn

Sorry is this the line to use the bathroom or to be used as the bathroom

Sometimes you draw something horny and then you dial it way back to post on main, and then you find it again later and realize you really do want to post the horny version also actually 😌

One nice thing about watersports is how economical it is compared to many other kinks

I never posted the followup to this but you know, turnabout and all that

I just want to be peer-pressured into humiliating myself and/or letting others humiliate me, is the thing (It would not take much)

Realizing hypno isn’t for me because I’d rather be (reluctantly?) obedient and fully aware of my actions

It's done! Join me Saturday 12/20 at 3PM CT for the premiere of the non-live version of the live panel I did at MFF!

Is anyone else with multiple accounts noticing it takes much longer for one to load (timeline, notifications, etc) than the other, in the app?

This isn’t noticeable, right 👀

Now on the OTHER hand, if a silly animal outfit were to appear in my room alongside a note demanding I wear it to a particular place at a particular time, well, Who am I to argue 🫠

All of it, really - big stupid shape - noisy - makes you walk funny - feels good - can leak which is even worse oh no 11/10 very embarrassing 🫠

I appreciate the questions! It’s a nice excuse to think more deeply about kink stuff (and a reason to share it!) 🤭

I feel like I should say that as hot as this is in theory, if someone actually tries and it’s not something we discussed one-on-one previously, well, don’t. Unambiguously: do not.

What is it about diapers though

Ah yes right let’s do this again 😇

Being shoved into a bird suit wouldn’t fix me but it would be extremely horny and that’s almost as good

relieve me of my autonomy

A powerful paw (or hoof) cradling the underside of your muzzle (or beak) as, despite your struggle, it firmly redirects your face to best intersect with the the slow, steady, inevitable trajectory of the massive pie held in the opposite paw (or hoof)

3-word erotic stories: - bakery, after hours - uniform: chicken suit - public mud wallow - no bathroom breaks - pigs, pigs, pigs!!!

Hot

This is harassment I think 🐷

I think I would rather have the bucket back, please 🫣

Keep forgetting to repost this, so what better time than now? If you ask real nice maybe I'll post the secret other version 😇 #FursuitFriday

All done 🫠

Leftovers

Oh, that's a new one... And very good 👀

Not done 😬

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Oh right, I need to edit

Better late than never?

Unfortunate