MCH 🥴

Okay, well Yes

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For each kink you hate, I guarantee you have at least one friend who is secretly into it -Each time you are aggressive about that kink, that friend is scared you will subject them to violent emotional abuse and abandonment -you can forever improve that friendship by being a bit nicer about kink art✨

No but seriously, if you black out your eyes for rubber / silicone stuff what are you using

Siri where does Batman buy his eye makeup

Why have a nullge when you could put udders there instead

Life imitates art? (Happy Cow-lloween)

It's so annoying when your stylus slips over and over and over and every time you try to undo it it just gets worse and more embarrassing and then you accidentally post it

Housebreaking 😰

About to have a "press post and log off" moment, which is really saying something 👀

The end (probably)

I’m here to provide positive reinforcement for my friends being weird af

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Oh no anything but that

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🐮

Figured it out

Went to the thing Felt underdressed Regrets

It turns out it’s not a piece of cake to make a pretty cake

Why have a nullge when you could put udders there instead

can, am

nvm, answered my own question

You can't say "keep furry weird" if you're gonna make exceptions for people you personally find too weird lmao.

Draw your fursona etc etc

4 or 5 years ago there was a construction site near us with some of the most perfect mud I’ve ever seen and I still think about that with regret on a near-daily basis Anyway how’s your Sunday going

Another repost from Old Site that has now become a real threat

I am a pig and I eat slop

What should I do with these

I don't have the spoons for any SeptENMber stuff but know that it is, in fact, very hot

I keep forgetting to post these, but here's a bonus post-dog set

Getting covered in slop on the kitchen counter is so much hotter than I even thought, god It’s like being on stage 😵‍💫

Best In Show 🥇

Great news

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Modern problems require modern solutions

[peach emoji]

Good dogs get a treat

Oh good Folsom is also about to happen so let’s just pile that on 😮‍💨

I’m happy BFC exists and that people are enjoying it but it’s also a reminder that I’m not sure there’s any kink/kink-adjacent thing I’m so into that I’m ready to share a space around it IRL with strangers Aside from furry and even that is tenuous at times Maybe I’m just thinking about it wrong

TF has its rare moments but yeah all of this

Peanut butter

…I need to go to Berlin

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If at some point since seeing anything I've done here, you've seen a pie or cake and thought "I wonder what that would be like on me" then I've already won

Sure, it’s been awhile ngl.link/mmmatches

Ok well I don't think that's what that's supposed to be for

Always nice to run into a neighbor while you're out walking the dog

I'd rather just be a cow again