I know there's no shortage of those puffy vest thingies I like! lmao and I promise to give them back 😆

We know.

All that mother fucker wants is the minerals. Welcome to Russia, friends.

This bebe will make your day. 🥳🥳🥳

Here’s some good news. Guilty mother fucker #LuisRubiales

RFK works out at the equinox on 22nd street in jeans and hiking boots with his security detail in a fur coat and loafers.

Should English troops be on the ground in Ukraine? Yes. Yes, they should be.

Know your rights.

They should sell hotdogs or snacks at all stops.

Drunk on train is a BIG no no.

My pops is becoming a US citizen today and let’s just hope his mouth doesn’t get him in trouble.

✌🏽

Happy Black History Month!

Way too much caffeine tonight.

I need to find someone with some chickens.

@chriswoodguru.bsky.social what y’all cooking today?!

I see some people giving up already. Babes, things are just getting started…

Me every day for the next 4 years .....

Nearly half of America can’t afford healthcare or prescriptions. But let’s MAHA, right?

Watching a country go into full authoritarianism live is wild.

Idgaf about Trump supporters / voters. But for the people who didn’t vote, here’s a big fvck you. You deserve nothing.

Alright. I’m fueled up.

Oh what we could have had.

I hope there’s a massive ice storm and we lose power and it’s like end of the world on Jan 20th.

Yall lazy azzzes still sleeping? @spicynocajun.bsky.social are we the first ones up?

I can’t believe I’m googling what time it is in Albania because my dad keeps wandering the world 🥴

It’s always wild when someone tells me I have “great energy” and I find them repulsive 😭😭😭

Happy Nollaig na mBan muh ladies. ☘️🥳

I love being a Beyoncé fan.

Is there another halftime?! I’m going to need more Bey 😭😭😭😩😩😩

I swear to Armenian jezzzzuz if I get through this holiday without punching someone it will be a Xmas miracle.

Big daddy made it to G town. 🎅🏼

Hate having friends on the west coast like wake the fvck up and talk to me.

Lmao if only holidays could be chips and dips 😭😭

It is faaacking freezing.

She got his ass and I’m loving it. 🤣🤣🤣

I’d like to sleep until Jan 1st but here we are.

This is why I need to stay my ass in the city and mind my bizzness. These Maryland crabs are mean.

I made my uber pull in to buy some crabs and now it’s a whole scene. 😭

White women are insufferable. Good gawt damn.

Tis the season, heauxs.

Bleets.

I just got stung by a BEE 😩😩

I’ve had way too much coffee and now in chaos mode.

Stop what you’re doing and read this thread 😝😆

Two holidays without my mama but this year I got the tree up. And I know that would make her smile. 💚🕊️

@thomasjheaney.bsky.social ya watching Bad Sisters?

Ooof yall would be calling coast guard because I get real brave in the double digits 🤣