Cheers! This should pair well with some cougars v beavers baseball. I’ll leave the jokes to you.

This aged well.

If you were a real man @realtexaspaul.com and not a fucking phony you’d back up your words with stuff Chuck has done to stop Trump. Please. I’m waiting. Tell me where I’m wrong.

Seems like it’s time for the 3.5% rule. We need to be seen. www.hks.harvard.edu/centers/carr...

On Wednesdays I mix it up a bit. Some full body stuff with a heavy focus on the core and rotation.

Good morning and happy Saturday. I’m recovering from 2 weeks in the southeast. Espresso anyone?

For the love of fucking humanity, please shower if you’re getting on a plane. Thank you from my nose.

We’re so fucked. Chuck is useless.

Just bringing this back to the top.

Good morning and happy Monday. Espresso anyone?

To all of the new people who have followed me. I will not be following you back unless you interact with me.

Good morning and happy Sunday. Quick tattoo update. I fucking love it. Espresso anyone?

Good morning and happy Saturday. Relaxing is on my agenda this weekend. Espresso anyone?

Hearty, meaty goodness. It may be spring, but it feels like winter. This hit the spot.

Good morning and happy Friday. Another day in the office before a relaxing weekend. Have a good one. Anyone want an espresso?

Good morning and happy Thursday. Espresso anyone?

Get a cattle dog they said. It will be fun they said.

Good morning and happy hump day. Track season kicks off for 16 today. Gonna be a busy one. First, coffee.

Anybody want to help me inspect some wood?

Good morning and happy Tuesday. New ink is healing well. Espresso anyone?

18 is about to wax my eyebrows. Note what she put on the intake paperwork.

On rare occasions I get to combine business with pleasure. Next week in New Orleans I’ll see a friend I haven’t seen in 6 years. Looking forward to catching up.

He stuck his tongue in my ear. 🤪

Good morning and happy Monday. Anyone want espresso?

Tattoo reveal. Fucking love it.

Good morning and happy Sunday. Low key day of laundry and relaxing. First, espresso. Anyone need any?

The new ink. I didn’t get great pics.

Tattoo expo and gun show in the same building. The amount of overlap with simultaneous counter culture is mind blowing. Quite the place to people watch.

The no fun police strike again

Good morning and happy Saturday. Headed to a tattoo expo later today to get some new ink. First, espresso.

Life with a 65 pound heeler.

Good morning and happy Friday. Espresso anyone?

Good morning and happy Thursday. Kicked it off with a good workout. Now, espresso.

Any San Antonio peeps here? I have a trip upcoming and am looking for restaurant tips. Feel free to dm if you don’t want to publicly disclose.

Any San Antonio peeps here? I have a trip upcoming and am looking for restaurant tips. Feel free to dm if you don’t want to publicly disclose.

A little TL cleanse. Zoe says hi. She loves boops.

Good morning and happy Wednesday. I’m dragging ass. Send coffee.

Update. Almost an hour into the 2 hour flight. She has yet to put her phone down. Definitely no sleeping. People are such drama queens.

The woman on the plane next to me just went into grave detail about how important it is that she sleeps on this flight because she has to work tomorrow when we get to Denver. Me: just stares and puts headphones in (this flight is to salt lake)

Work’s done. Cheers.

Good morning and happy Tuesday. Long day today with work this morning and travel back this evening. Have a good one!

Long ass travel day. Anyone up for a margarita?

People who don’t use headphones in public are the worst fucking people in the world. So fucking rude.

Good morning and happy Monday. Back at the airport for a quick work trip. I need coffee.

And the tacos.

Refried beans and Mexican rice. Who’s hungry?

Birria stewing away. It’ll be ready in 6 hours.

Just preparing everyone. There will be food porn today. Approach my TL with caution. 🫣

Good morning and happy Sunday. Who wants espresso?

Just forced 15 to drive the taco and even made her back up the driveway. Lots of screaming and some black marks in the driveway but she basically got it parked.