why in the WORLD do i get invested in SPORTS. so STUPID. i must retreat completely into young adult fantasy literature

happy star wars day to YARAEL POOF ONLY.

wait im finally happy again

and in two years when ewan mcgregor returns to present best picture again but this time alongside renee zellweger to celebrate the 25th anniversary of down with love and he sings “barbara id like to propose a toast…”

coco gauff mention at the grammys this is more important than any events that may have recently taken place in australia

ive embarked on a harrison ford marathon for the past couple months and that means my friends have to put up with me saying things like “wait one more thing about regarding henry” in the middle of a conversation

they worked it out on the remix❤️

martin ødegaard PARA SIEMPRE.

yes i am in fact fired up by taylor fritz at 11:38 pm on september 20th.

me watching the last 25 mins of the summer i turned pretty finale

russell wilson…you made me feel alive today for the first time in years. and for that i can only be thankful

COOOOOOOOK (don't ask me abt saka and ødegaard rn)

my arsenal thoughts: LONG SLEEVE KIT ACTUALLY USED INSTEAD OF AN UNDERSHIRT

a take in the year 2025: zuko hit the slay button here. how im tryna be going into august

experiencing this arsenal transfer window while not on twitter has been almost uncanny. i open up bluesky at the end of the day and find out we signed like 23 crucial players like 3 days ago

incredibly important. iga using a hairtie to tie up her dress...incredibly important.

tonight, as is custom, we put out an offering of carrots🥕 #wimbledon

yes i included richard curtis's about time and what

im blasting Der er et yndigt land so loud rn🇩🇰🇩🇰🇩🇰🇩🇰

INCREDDDIBLY SEATED. yall dont get it masque of the red death had me in a chokehold in seventh grade reading writing workshop

on the lowest of keys im inconsolable rn

Nadal reveals that he hadn't spoken to Murray for a while, but seconds after Arsenal had beaten Real Madrid, he had a text from Andy saying: "Hey Rafa, haven't spoken to you for a while. Just checking in to make sure you are ok?"

corporate wants you to find the difference between these two pictures leah williamson and a brick wall theyre the same picture. not making a meme rn u know what i mean

YOULL NEVERRRRRR SING THATTTTTTTT

Leah Williamson tore her ACL two years ago. She was just the POTM in winning the Champions League final. What a player.

sakagaard, ill be seeing you next season

as a relatively new casual tennis enjoyer i will never not laugh at some of these sportsmanship behaviors like apologizing when a ball hits the net cord really gets me. imagine if soccer players apologized after deflected goals

new pope is a leo valdez girl confirmed

Don't be telling me anything about Martin Ødegaard.

serious fucking run of songs

EASY FUCKIN PEASY

“‘Cos we are living in Jakob Kiwior’s world and I am Jakob Kiwior’s girl”

my team couldnt beat everton this season but they just beat real madrid 3-0. i fucking love my tricky reds

Hands Off Protest in the Boston Common

jakub kiwior can you give me one more day. im not asking for a week im not asking for a month im not asking for a year. can you give me one more day

18 - Aged 18 years and 176 days, Myles Lewis-Skelly is the youngest player in history to score on his senior England debut, surpassing Marcus Rashford's record of 18 years and 209 days v Australia in May 2016. Rise.

#severance spoilers . . . . . . . the season began with innie mark running through the severed floor to try to find miss casey right after discovering that their outies were married. the season ENDS with him running through AWAY from gemma feeling no sense of obligation to his outties life anymore

friendship ended with mark s #severance

just found out theres no salmonella in the uk...all you brits better be absolutely housing raw cookie dough daily. if ur not whats the point

heyyyyyyyyy @arneslot @jamiecarragher whats up guys

ødegaard and trossard joint celebration? i didnt even know they knew each other

okay

biggest question raised by this weeks #severance: did miss casey know she was wearing a wig?

Really looking forward to tonight. A big benefit of spending less time on Twitter the last few months is just enjoying football more and not spiralling / getting constantly annoyed about the nonsense spoken by certain pundits.

end of S2E6 of #severance kind of gave ben wyatt with calzone food poisoning

ooo look at me im bayern munich one of the most successful clubs in the history of european football and i just advanced on a last minute aggregate winner against lovable underdogs celtic oooo. grow the fuck up

the beatles on sgt pepper:

neeeed to queen out with my girl miss casey one of these days #severance

a 61 year old scottish man can mean a lot to a young woman like me #moyesiah

as it relates to the seal commercial, consider me firmly pro