Does anyone know of the rapture happened? Can we speak freely again?

In today’s episode of things I think about 2am, I have a theory that the imagery in Who’s Afraid of Little Old Me is from Buffy episode Hush. In this essay I will…

"Tanner, a chemist at the Univ. of Mississippi working to develop a novel approach for treating glioblastoma, was notified in April that the grant was terminated. “I would like to cure brain cancer,” Dr. Tanner said. “I think that's not particularly controversial.” www.nytimes.com/interactive/...

Truly the dumbest timeline

What’s the opposite of doomscrolling?

All I see is:

Oh yeah nice one kid hook that hope for humanity right into my veins

Me: dying laughing My kid: I would give you CPR but I missed that day for sectionals. Other kid: sorry mom, this is the end.

Exclusive: National Science Foundation staff were told today that the agency’s 37 divisions—across all eight directorates—are being abolished and the number of programs within those divisions will be drastically reduced.

My research student presents his work in less than a week and I think I’ve finally gotten him to stop calling it Feral Alcohol Syndrome. #fasd

Don’t forget the spf!

A trawl of job views and application data suggests jobseekers are looking abroad as the Trump administration’s cuts to science take hold. https://go.nature.com/3YqZvmK

Spouse had a dream last night that Jesus reached out to him for help setting up the Teams meeting for the conclave to choose the new pope.

Polestar throwing shade 💀

BREAKING: Wisconsin judge Hannah Dugan arrested by the FBI for obstructing ICE arrest

Happy Perfect Day Eve to all who celebrate

I found other places to get most of the stuff I would get from target but what are we doing about: -toys -cleaning products

EURPOPEOVISION

I bet when Cardinal Pizzaballa and Cardinal LaCroix get together it’s a real party.

Vacciness have saved > 6 lives/min in the last 50 years, yet their importance & safety is often questioned “We should not allow misinformation, disinformation, ignorance and defunding to hinder vaccine development, deployment and use” My latest @plosbiology.org journals.plos.org/plosbiology/...

We’re getting rid of some old, broken furniture. My dad is the only one in the family with a truck so, he’s helping. He just came up to me and confessed that he kept some of the hardware because “they are nice bolts.”

Can we get parents events at the Olympics?

Noticed a bunch of these ornate gold medallions slapped all over the Oval Office. We found em on Alibaba. “High-density Home Decoration Polyurethane Appliques Ornament PU Foam Veneer Accessories” from seller Guangzhou Homemax Decorative Material Limited. sherwood.news/power/shop-t...

My shampoo is now $50 a bottle.

As far as I can tell everyone stopped trusting science when they started getting answers to their questions that are inconvenient.

Crossing into the United States has become increasingly dangerous for digital privacy, not only for non-citizens but for Americans as well. Here are a few steps you can take to minimize the risk of Customs and Border Protection accessing your data:

A reminder that if the government can send migrants to a prison camp without any due process, it can send U.S. citizens there, too. I know because this happened to me and my family in 1942.

I’ve made it this far without understanding blockchain. I really don’t want to start now

Neuroscientists have observed for the first time how structures deep in the brain are activated when the brain becomes aware of its own thoughts https://go.nature.com/4jg2Nky

> @lincolnproject.us

Absolutely do not put mint in the ground. Keep your plants where you can see them so you don’t forget to water. Mediterranean herbs are also good starter plants.

So great to see those tariffs helping save American jobs!!

This is why I love neuroscience. It explains why humans are, well, so HUMAN.

Shoutout to my student who’s wearing sunglasses in lab. on a Tuesday.

“Mommy, do you have a prison jumpsuit? I need it in an hour”

Given how well the new FAFSA form went, this is going to be SuPeR.

Me in the national security team group chat

Posting for my friends to study for their citizenship tests

He seems fun.

Honoring the ancestors and chitting potatoes today. #gardening #stpatricksday

“You can help by not helping.” - Me age 6

How long do you think before Republicans do a complete 180 on guns?

I get flagged as a robot every time.

WATCH: Reporter accidentally pushes microphone into Trump's face

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Or just take them home and store them in your bathroom.

This is why I choose the bear.

Free Mahmoud Khalil! Pass it on.

My middle schooler: I would hate to teach middle school. Middle schoolers are so mentally unstable and like angry and brooding.