people on here will tweet anything. "The extreme left is soft on Nick Fuentes." No they aren't. That isn't true.

people on here will tweet anything. "Johnny Cash can seem deeply uncool." No he can't. That isn't true.

Swearing is good, and this rules.

I hope but do not expect that Jefferies will do the right thing (resign immediately).

New Memory Lapse is awesome! I approve.

Apparently, we are getting raptured today? So, um, congratulations, or I'm sorry that happened, as appropriate.

You do not need to be in the room to report on the administration, especially if they are mostly going to lie to you and only let you publish the what they like.

Do not march on bridges or rsvp to protests.

i’m not going to be lectured about political violence by people whose politics is violence

to my mind the woman who dies of sepsis because of antiabortion laws, or the person who dies because they can't afford insulin -- these are just as much victims of political violence as the man shot through the throat while making a racist speech

Every time i hear mgmt play i wish I had done so many more drugs. Same for girl talk.

Random dipshits who suffer consequences for drinking death juice should, in fact, be able to hold the death juice business accountable for selling death juice.

They are finally going to make crime illegal.

My body is a disrespect machine that turns all sorts of plants into inedible turds.

The Onion is fake fake news.

Concerning

I assume mechahitler was viral marketing for Teslas plan to add Grok to their cars.

A robot is coming for your job no matter how safe you think it is.

Inflation is out of control

Skill issue.

Top margin income tax rates should be at minimum 90%, and probably somewhere over 100%.

Concerning.

Concerning.

Concerning.

Finally, we have a reason to cancel Jeff.

Vote Blue No Matter Who unless its a muslim guy who wants to tax rich people

The Age-Old Question Behind the New York Mayor’s Race - what makes for a better leader: a corrupt serial sex pest or literally anyone else? www.nytimes.com/2025/06/27/s...

The Age-Old Question Behind the New York Mayor’s Race - what makes for a better leader: a corrupt serial sex pest or literally anyone else? www.nytimes.com/2025/06/27/s...

The voters need to be given a reason to show up.

Hell yeah.

Bill Clinton has class solidarity. Do you?

'We hebben Iran gebomabardeerd'

This is a hate crime.

Boo. #NoSpoilers.

If you love Star Wars, if you hate Star Wars, if you don’t give a fuck about Star Wars, I have the same piece of advice for all of you: Watch Andor Thanks for coming to my Ted Talk

As someone who has had "Capers(?)" on my grocery list for like 3 years I am devastated by this development

"Who are you" is one of the best lines in a star war, possibly better than "I know"

When the Democratic party can win a substantial election, then and only then will I take them or their successors seriously. Right now, they're giving "Jealous and Stalker Side Piece" energy.

It's a small thing, but I loved that Cassian stopped to water his plants before embarking on what ends up being his final mission.

WOKE MARXIST RAT POPE

Cheese is mostly stored in a dedicated cheese fridge in the basement, sorry for the confusion.

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Switch 2 acquired. #PleaseClap

You mourn now as if the world will never be the same And the rest of us hope to hell it won't be

It is finally time to make crime illegal.

The coolest thing about right now is that you can, like, take a shower, and the entire global order has shifted monumental in unpredictable ways. Really inspires me to commit to massive capital investments (I am going to plant an apple tree).