Theres groupchats now, put me in

still no group chats. Bye.

Just enabled Pornography on my BlueSky Social. Looking forward to seeing some erotic images!

thisnis bluesky we clown in this muthafucka take your sensitive ass back to threads

i love going to the park and singing to strangers in exchange for bits of bread

One of the most important characters in deep Halo lore is Bill Clinton.

no indian friends call that a vikramless crime

In GTA 6 you can choose to play as a Latina woman or a dog. If you play as the dog sometimes you spend the whole mission waiting in the car

not now babe im reading the wikipedia article in frankincense

encyclopedophile britannica

trying to get the ADL to list this as a hate symbol

smoking that shit that gets you speaking middle english

trying to inbreed the most fucked up pitbull of all time and accidentally creating the kwisatz haderach

knowing you aren't meant to use slurs but doesn't understand why voice: you're such a lgbtq+ neurodivergent

To the tune of "American woman": Unsuckable penis. Its attached to me-hee

just heard an australian call security guards "seccies"

Guys will say they’ve found “The One” and it’s not even the 2001 Jet Li movie

>make a movie >name it "the one" >there's two

modern version of a trust fall is promising you'll cut parts from a podcast

people will be on here with a different name and pfp like "why didnt you follow back"

real trying has never been tried

I had almost 20,000 twitter followers

dont bury me in a coffin, put me in a big tire and roll it down the hill

They could never come out with Hitler today. Anything remotely true to the orignal vision would be demonetized instantly so whatever they came out with would so sanitized that there’d be nothing even Hitlerian about it anymore

that websites just clitbake sorry i meant clitbake no its clitbake i mean its clitbake no sorry clitbake fuck clitbake

>bluesky >its water

playing total war games and get jealous of the guys that get smashed by a catapult. What a way to go.

had friends on twitter "race" to reach a certain follower count, one of them blatantly bought thousands of bots, and the code system on here robs us of those beautiful moments.

"You may not like [ingredient] but its absolutely PACKED with goodness. Heres our top 10 recipes that let you spend an hour making it taste even worse!"

He loves to party. He races karts. I didn't say his name, but he popped into your head, didn't he.

Vital that we implement bullying now, while the user base is still small and way too online

hitting you with the faceapp smile

Manlyfist Destiny

Some of you haven't had your inner health plus today and it shows

Where’s the media tab. I need it for normal reasons

"Ah the weekend, perfect time to send my coworker an email." -Adolf Hitler

pronounced like brewski

where we're going, we won't need vision pro to see

live love lmao

>tfw you install the big titty mod for real life

this is what i feed my friends

many veterans have ptsd (penis too small disease)

it was nice of that submarine guy to give twitter its last fun day

Redoing the Vietnam MIA movement but its looking for long lost mutuals

What words get you banned on this site? Reply below.

beer and coffee are strange because the people that are really into it are constantly raving about types of beer/coffee that dont taste like beer/coffee

mustering up the courage to get back into dating (posting) after breaking up from a long term relationship (twitter dying)

Seeing all the familiar avatars pop up in my notifications today warms my heart. I’m making little kisses at my screen

scared of getting into an argument on here because i cant rely on the other guy using the n word in 2014