Thomas: do you have the time? James: no? Thomas: it’s Tokyo drift time

Something something multi track drifting.

They’re concentration camps paid for with tax dollars. The regime is building infrastructure to genocide everyone they don’t like instead of funding medicaid.

“It’s ok that the slop generator encourages kids to commit suicide while burning the planet, you just have to pretend you’re running a team full of sycophant morons who lie constantly, then it totally works and definitely doesn’t produce unmaintainable slop nobody will ever use”.

Oracle and the ellison shit heap is going bankrupt in 3 years. They’re buying up as much media as the can to keep the scam going and cushion the fall. Antitrust enforcement needs to break up the whole shit heap in the next dem trifecta, deport thiel and musk, and nationalize their assets.

It’s been blatantly obvious for years that autopilot is a scam, they aren’t even trying to make new cars, and the taxi service is more dangerous than drivers. The dumbass in charge got a massive payday from investors for one last swindle before the music stops. They have nothing going for them.

None of them should be allowed to buy second homes at all.

Tiktok’s “bold new decision” to not encrypt messages so the oligarchs that own it can spy on people even more. Fuck off. It’s not about “children’s safety” it’s never been about anyone’s safety. It’s always been about surveillance capitalism.

They’re doing what to mice sperm now?

The world as he consumes gallons of fresh water in drought stricken regions and burns the planet leaving entire continents uninhabitable and causing mass famine from fertile soil becoming barren and whole ecosystems becoming inhospitable to crops all to make unmaintainable slop nobody will ever use

It’s crazy to think that just a few years ago mass drone swarms were more science fiction. Now Drone > helicopter (stealth helicopter contract canceled by DOD) Drone > tank ( tons of tanks taken out by drones) Drone > THAAD mass produced drones have changed defense forever.

Hey that’s about the cost of the SSI Restoration Act, which would cut recipient poverty by 60%, eliminate marriage penalties, and modernize draconian asset limits.

The monsters in charge in congress and SCOTUS have just allowed corporations to spew cancer causing chemicals and carbon emissions proven to rob you of years of your life. They all need to be defeated in elections and the court must be packed.

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The 40-year-old USPSTF is responsible for deciding which medical ​tests and treatments need to be provided cost-free under most health insurance plans. "It's an ‌organization established ⁠by statute for helping to make Americans healthier." www.reuters.com/business/hea...

It’s incredibly stupid that the regime gutted the military of a massive chunk of its most experienced members before going to war. Now they have lt. drunkard, who has repeatedly demonstrated major incompetence at almost every aspect of the job, burning through our THAAD stockpile with no plan.

It’s so fucking stupid that even democrats in California are going full fascist and requiring submitting a fucking birthdate for installing ANY operating system on EVERY device. He literally saw windows doing no offline accounts and said “let’s make everything obsolete and destroy privacy”

A Waymo robotaxi picking up a passenger near this morning's mass shooting in Austin blocked an ambulance from reaching the scene, according to a bystander video. A Waymo official confirmed the video shows the company's vehicle blocking the ambulance.

Corporate glazer: “guys, think of all the shareholder value that was created by letting child molester protectors buy yet another media conglomerate while their company bets its entire future on a scam”

Reminder that Oracle is going all in on a scam that they won’t make any money on and will likely bankrupt the company.

the incentives here are so obscenely terrible that the entire thing should be illegal by default “I am sabotaging negotiations because I stand to make piles of money on Polymarket” is absolutely in play, what a horrifying clusterfuck

More repairable and upgradable laptops are how you win customers while your competitors enshitify their products.

world-altering decisions are being made by a cabal of gambling addicts hell bent on self enrichment no matter the cost to humanity, we should look into that.

Tim Apple wants you to pay for cameras that take non consensual pictures in legally protected private spaces like bathrooms that are illegal to record in and send them to his servers for capitalism. It’s beyond disgusting.

Please buy dong spying goggles, Tim Apple demands it. Capitalism demands you let slop machines record your genitalia in legally protected private areas and give the last remnant of privacy including legally protected conversations in doctor’s offices to slop co. Please ignore the obvious scam.

Guys, publishing op-eds pushing propaganda isn’t supporting propaganda now. Please support my column “how to ignore basic facts, a guide for sycophants”

How could the FIFA women world peace prize winner start a forever war?

Please buy poop.dev slop. Please do not look at the financials of poop.dev. Don’t think, buy product. Please do not look at the carbon emissions of planet burning co.

Loyal poop pipe user: “I think poop co’s new poop production software that delivers poop into all work product at any and all opportunities will have some positive impacts on education when sewage is shoved into education textbooks” “Poop in all my work product definitely doesn’t cause tech debt”

Aren’t you happy ram and storage costs 4x now? Please be happy slop is in everything, don’t think, buy product. Please be happy and don’t call obvious scams a scam. Won’t someone think of the billionaires who want number go up?

Oh boy, another day of the US not starting another forever war. A normal day where no wars start. Definitely no new wars starting, the person in the oval office said he wouldn’t start any new wars. Let’s check the feed and see what is happening today…

I’m so excited for smiling friends season 4 and 5.

Once again, the slop peddler defends safety gaslighting and obvious lies about how despite the fact that the nazi cars still need human drivers in the car and fail 4x as much as people, and waymo has bribed officials so the can drive on public streets without publishing safety data its somehow “ok”.

Who decided that oil dipsticks shouldn’t be graduated with proper units instead of arbitrary markers? Why not mark it in millimeters instead of 4 holes? There should be a volume per millimeter mark specification in the manuals. Why doesn’t every oil dipstick have unit graduations?

Make America Healthy Again.

How long until the regime pivots to everything being “national security critical” tariffs? I guarantee they aren’t giving up on tariffs and the dumbasses in charge have already brought up using it.

With Phil Spencer gone, and microslop shoving a “core ai” executive into an already struggling xbox division I don’t see it getting better. It’s going to get a LOT worse. Just tons of slop shoved into overpriced hardware caused by their own shit slop machines. Xbox is fucked even more than it was.

Shrinkflation by another name. They’ll charge the same for even less, but call it health conscious this time.

Tesla Robotaxis Reportedly Crashing at a Rate That’s 4x Higher Than Humans The incidents bring the robotaxi service to a total of 14 crashes since launching last summer. The new data raises concerns about how safe Tesla’s systems really are compared to the average driver.

When the U.S. House passed the SAVE Act last year, historians told us it was Congress’ worst attack on voting rights ever. Well, this week the House approved an even worse one. www.democracydocket.com/news-alerts/...

as always the New York Times frames this catastrophe in a way that downplays the fact this is an extremely unpopular decision being driven entirely by corporate corruption that will avoidably kill untold millions of people

what is with these people and dogs?

It’s the valve nipple controllers all over again.

BREAKING: The House passed the so-called SAVE America Act which threatens to upend our freedom to vote. The bill could disenfranchise millions of eligible voters by requiring documents like passports or birth certificates to register to vote and forcing voter roll purges. The Senate must reject it.

Reminder that Starbucks’ CEO made 6,666x more than the company's median employee in 2024. Now, Starbucks is lifting a cap on the CEO's use of a private jet to commute from California to Seattle. It's been four years since Starbucks stores began unionizing and workers still don't have a contract.

NEW: A page from Bondi's burn book. This is a list of the searches by Rep Jayapal of the unredacted Epstein files. That means the DOJ grabbed her search terms from the computers they set up for members of congress to view the Epstein files to use as ammunition. The photo is from Reuters.

I’m looking forward to the day all the atrocities of today are prosecuted in international court and our version of the Nuremberg trials. The concentration camps, the massive child sex tracking ring perpetrated and covered up by the most powerful billionaires, all perpetrators must be prosecuted.

Gallup and its chair, Jim Clifton, have long postured as non-partisan, but this move is a distinctly partisan in this environment. Like so many other institutions, Gallup is destroying brand integrity in the service of fascism.

Really don’t need to hear third party voters complaining about people who voted for Kamala. Look at where we are right now.