Seeing someone muted on Discord and not remembering if they’re someone I’ve muted because they’re one of the most insufferable people in the world or whether they were just mean about Avatar

Who would you have host MasterChef?

I’ve somehow perfectly curated my Instagram reels into content meant to give me an eating disorder

White girl perfectly performs Double Deez at karaoke

People seem to be mad at Materialists, which is probably a sign that it’s destined to be my FOTY (film of the year)

Oh no I'm Benson Boone pilled

They adding The Cleveland Show to Fortnite? Can't wait to play as David Lynch

We're so back www.twitch.tv/postmpanda

There's a 50/50 chance that Good Doctor has an episode where they accidently "cure" a patient's autism while doing brain surgery. It's that possibility that keeps me coming back

Nothing more annoying than British people who use the American pronunciations for words

Hey this was a real funny one. Honest.

Dr Shaun Murphy but he’s a PHD in History

Ladies and Gentlemen, we have caught and compromised to a permanent end Valerie the miniature dachshund

You want proof boycotts don’t work in the west: go to the gaming channel on any leftist discord and watch any principles melt away for the opportunity to play a remaster of a bad game from two decades ago

I’ve defended Disney Star Wars for a long time but today they went too far: not including Nuvo Vindi in their 20th anniversary animation artwork

Toydarian Chappell Roan

Love going onto Tinder and seeing that the following people have liked me: Ugly man who has put down woman to see what’s out there Ugly man who has put down woman to see what’s out there Middle aged couple looking for a third Ugly man who has put down woman to see what’s out there

Of course I have DSLs: Dexter (Jettster) Sucking Lips

Thinking a lot about what life must have been like for the guy who procured the stakes for Vlad the Impaler

Spotify has decided that this morning’s daylist should be exclusively Sonic music

Demi tries to remember the short story “for sale: baby shoes, never worn.” on BigSoftTitty.png

Running past a really hot guy and accidentally releasing the oink of the mouthbreathing runner

Thinking about how the opening of Mr Brightside is left audio only

On this St Patrick’s Day I’ll be driving all the snakes out of the group chat

Costco Guys porn parody called The Costco Gyatts

Shattering children’s self esteem by loudly saying “I think the kid from the Costco Guys is on the tram” into my phone

Person: has an interest Half of the internet: well naturally they’re autistic

This also happened when I saw Madame Web (because I was the only one in the screening)

Please mummy, just one more Drops of Jupiter before bed

Having a friend who I can only contact through Letterboxd reviews (don’t have him on any other social media)

Marathon playlist that’s just hours of We Bring The Boom (Crew Version)

Hate it when dead men start countdowns

Starting my new comic strip for Nuts Magazine: Gay Dilbert

Swedish Dr Evil demanding 1 million kronor

Really hard to recover from finding out your friends don’t like The Cleveland Show

Out: 9/11 jokes In: Hindenburg jokes

Lady Jar Jar is really popular with the gay gungans

Ticking "black - other" on ethnicity forms as I'm a self-hating Italian who doesn't consider Italians white

Maybe I’m too woke or too much of a feminist but it’s so fun that objectifying women in media becomes fine if your doing it queerly/leftistly

Thread to archive my Discord display names

Going into subreddits for people I don't like and getting really mad when people are enjoying their content

Plain bread and butter remains GOATed

Being an Emilia Perez enjoyer gets harder every day

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So Twin Peaks is pretty good

Jerry Springer Thailand, extremely mysterious

Chappel Roan Jukebox Musical starring Ray Winstone

If I end up becoming one of those transphobic trans women in 5-10 years the absolutely insane reaction to Emilia Perez (largely from people who have either not watched it or hate watched it) will have been a key moment in that journey

Film about a school resource officer in the US using his position to defend the immigrant kids in his school from an ICE raid instead of accidentally shooting a kid because he forgot to put the safety on his sidearm

Saddest four word story ever written: Royalty free funeral music