Lemmy C lives. RIP Salem Cartier.

Eternally single. Trainwreck girlfriend/wife, so there's that

Breaking News: Starting from Redemption #XXI eWo has appointed a new referee to the team. Please welcome @salemgoesbump.bsky.social to the eWo team.

Keep it clean

U.K. Weighs Social Media Ban Of Everyone Except Old Men Who Grow Big Vegetables https://theonion.com/u-k-weighs-social-media-ban-of-everyone-except-old-men-who-grow-big-vegetables/

The Countess contents herself counting the hours, minutes, and seconds until the next match result.

Hire me

I'm Countess. I count well... 1...2...3!

Who needs referees?

The best way for me to grace the inside of a ring moving forward....

Feeling like a garbage bag. Apt.

Blah

I'm bored. Talk to me. Please?

Hey

Is it hot out or is it just me?

Goth some sun!

Bubbly and more than a handful

I need a hug

Reach out and touch faith

Bad. And also drawn that way.

Slam me like a screen door in a Springsteen song

Complete and utter.... um, line?

Went to the grocery for essentials. Flowers, chocolates, gummies, etc. I had a list!

‘Morticia & Death’ ☕️ Artist: Abigail Larson 🖤

The only shinies I deserve these days. Like a crow enthralled by the way the light sparkles off it.

I'm pretty great but I will defer to those that are greater

I'm... overdressed?!?

Good morning! ☕️🌧️☔️🌸🎶☮️💗

Praying to demigods. Swimming with demons. Riding the snake. Kissing the ass of champions.

Mephistopheles is not your name But I know what you're up to just the same I will listen hard to your tuition And you will see it come to it's fruition I'll be wrapped around your finger

Ms. Watts deleted? Awwww

Batman Returns is on IFC. It's not even Christmas

Adore me. Or else. (Do not know what the or else is at this time)

Mood

Do not lash my back! Ok, well maybe

Sidewinder ssssnake

I'm a pacifist with a big mouth

I'm bored. Say hey

Friday let’s get into it

What are we complaining about today? Lose me with that shit

Let's go crazy, let's get nuts

cranial mcflurry

// I would’ve kept her family story going in a sort of Claremont/Byrne’s X-Men meets Dark Shadows vibe, re: her frenemy sister, brother, parents, and daughter. (she had a Dr Who regeneration and they don’t exist now). None of my characters should’ve ever gotten married to other handlers characters.

Free hugs, but I'm not going out of business, I swear!

At this point I honestly like to forget I was a winner of things once upon a time. Face me now, I'll just lay down.

I'm here to prop you up and kiss major ass