dreamt it, made it happen- dumped some espresso into cheerwine then topped it with ice cream and a cherry

embracing the power of calling things "annoying" and "weird"

gave my piña colada a matcha float

is this a nightmare or an unbearable reality? How could all this hell have unleashed in just a few hours? What heart can bear any more?

earl grey eggless greek yogurt cake served with greek yogurt, passion fruit and rose petals

my favorite online persona to cultivate is “your mutual of more than a decade whose last name you don’t know”

sparkling elderflower lemonade with matcha

ume the tapir is so important to me

sailboats on the water :)

willing spring into existence with this raspberry corn milk matcha

I do think that love is blind will finally help me explain to people why I wanted to leave MN for college (loved growing up there but it but felt so odd that where I attended high school would continue to have implications for how I was perceived past graduation)

homemade sweet potato loaf/zunda milk jam* + mascarpone genmaicha tea *sendai style sweet edamame paste+hokkaido milk jam

cinnamon focaccia french toast+salted mascarpone whip+smoked maple

wrote about some snacks and my favorite fancy lil' beverages of 2024 in my newsletter unsnackable.substack.com/p/beverage-s...

wrote about some snacks and my favorite fancy lil' beverages of 2024 in my newsletter unsnackable.substack.com/p/beverage-s...

The @unlikelywords.bsky.social holiday special

•cardamom ginger sponge/charred meringue cider caramel buttercream/cranberry toddy jam with bruichladdich classic laddie •Lime cola/Patchouli/Sparking Metal/Waxy Cedarwood •junmai ginjo/petrified wood

wait video looks so good on here omg??!? anyway, this is a sugarplum matcha latte (sugarplum syrup = plums, brown sugar, vanilla paste, cinnamon sticks, cardamom pods, almond extract)

I have mostly trained myself out of the sunday scaries and usually get to bed early, and generally content with the state of my life but the downside is I just inch that angst into monday night and I just shut down the moment I finish work and accomplish nothing

defrosted some turkey leftovers and added them to a caesar (glorious perfect wonderful)

eating cheesy grits topped with thanksgiving leftovers at sunset

I dont respect you if your yearly tradition isn’t Thanksgiving episodes from Gossip Girl AND The OC

baked cinnamon rolls over the weekend to give myself something to look forward to having with my Monday morning coffee (sweet potato cinnamon roll with cardamom cinnamon filling, vanilla bean brown sugar mascarpone frosting)

I do think a very normal and smart reaction of using the other website as my only searchable archive of my cooking and baking for the last ~15 years is to act the same on another search platform, wont backfire on me at all

solo thanksgiving last year, a perfect meal honestly •perfect rare ribeye •rosemary sweet potato pavé with a fig compote aioli •shaved carrot+ fennel salad over labneh with golden raisins + mint •cheddar herb bay biscuits •smoked maple winter pimms cup

accidentally gave the vanilla bean sweet cream for this latte a toasted marshmallow vibe because a bit of condensed milk caramelized at the bottom of my frother? anyway, photographing beverages forces me to think too much about relative density

if marzipan stodgy sweet and overwhelming why prinsesstårta so ethereal and quietly indulgent?

tired: a24 fandom by way of overpriced candy wired: the insane movie theater snack cake I made a few years ago •spiced white cola cake •rum & cola cake soak •whipped twizzler ganache •caramelized fruity poprock brittle •malted popcorn buttercream

luv to see that this platform has matured to the point that there's a widely reposted data harvesting "trend"

I think about them every day

performed an act of profound bravery tonight (wore big pant despite having giant knockers)

I think about these a lot (what random notebook did I scribble my recipe into??)

Laila lost her husband in the war when he was out getting food and is in North Gaza with 6 kids (three of whom are deaf) all alone- I’ve spoken with her on video call. She could use your help.

last night’s dinner/todays brunch deep dish fall vibes •rosemary roasted butternut •red onion •sausage •fresh mozz, salted and strained overnight •smoked maple syrup after baking

@unlikelywords.bsky.social the grape sorbet is like cartoon grape flavor but refreshing? perfect ideal iconic tbh

going scooby-doo mode (giant chicken caesar sandwich on toasty bread with provolone and a roasted tomato aioli)

costco has 10oz bottles of nielsen massey for $20 rn btw

…made Baja Blast Pie and adapted a recipe so you can make it too unsnackable.substack.com/p/baja-blast...

A pediatrician’s two weeks inside a hospital in Gaza www.newyorker.com/news/q-and-a...

🎂🎂🎂🎂

yesterday’s birthday pastries goat milk butter pastry dough (bravetart recipe tweak) savory: sausage egg and cheese with cream cheese and everything bagel seasoning on top sweet: cream cheese and triple citrus confiture with matcha ganache and sprinkles on top

made pickled cherries that taste like cherry coke

@itsthebrandi.bsky.social giant cat feels like something u would appreciate www.instagram.com/reel/C1pqiL4...

I always make lil mini cakes with my extra batter but this one made me ANGRY it was too good! I have so much work to do before I get to eat this (holding the pan in a dish towel because it smelled too nice to let it cool)

everyone loves a bath but being able to sit in the shower is the real luxury imo

TIS the season

I think I gotta learn how to do builder gel cuz it never gets less embarrassing to 5minutes craft a broken nail with a tea bag and nail glue (despite it working so well)

been thinking about a beef bacon blt for ~months~ but only made it happen when I gambled on a surprisingly perfect october tomato (pretzel bun, heirloom tomato, beef bacon, pickled jalapeño remoulade that I accidentally made taste like in-n-out sauce, butter lettuce)

accidentally watched half of an episode of harley quinn in portuguese and just assumed I was just hungover and missed a punchline that made it intentional