Well, damn

This game is stressing me the fuck out College football fucking rules #GoDucks

Great field position!!!! Lets convert!!! Go ducks!!!

LETS GOOOO! TD BABY #GoDucks

Hell yeah, defense 🦆🏈

Let’s goooo #GoDucks

We gonna SCORE

Plan accordingly. The official timeline for College Gameday tomorrow in Eugene. #GoDucks

G O D U C K S 🦆🏈

With the Blazers return today, Portland officially enters the infinite basketball era. Barring a WNBA lockout, we are set for 12 months of basketball a year from here forward. I’m so happy 🥲

The Blazers are gracing our TVs. #RipCity we are back! Join and pin the feed 👇

Feels good to be back #RipCity

Um, ICE just coldly shot an unarmed PRIEST in the head w a pepper ball when he (and everyone around him) clearly posed no threat. For the crime of … complaining about government policy. Core 1A speech. With cameras rolling, they’re sniping priests for sport.

Body-camera video appears to contradict the government’s claim that Marimar Martinez, 30, drove toward officers before one of them opened fire at her late Saturday morning in Brighton Park, her attorney claimed. trib.al/9Sxu9IN

As soon as they mention the Texans line is doing better, they go absolutely brain dead. OL gonna get CJ killed #HTownMade

Cooper Rush sounds like the fake name of a running back on an unlicensed football game

ESPN College Gameday Next stop: Eugene, Oregon 🦆 See you soon for a top 10 matchup between the Hoosiers and the Ducks 🍿 #GoDucks

Haha, UT

Apple’s AI Workout Buddy congratulated me on running my 10,751st minute this year during my 8 mile run this morning. Thanks, I guess?

Been slowly deleting all my social media. Gonna go back to sending letters and post cards. The USPS probably won’t be around for much longer, so I need to enjoy it while it lasts

HAPPENING NOW: Oregon asks Judge Karin Immergut (a Trump appointee) to block the Trump admin's federalization of 200 Oregon National Guard troops to deploy to Portland. 🧵

We gonna boycott Apple for caving to Trump admin’s fascist anti free speech pressure to remove the ICEBlock app, or do we only care about our nighttime TV jokes? www.cnbc.com/2025/10/03/a...

Saving this week's Ducks vs Them about the Penn State game until after I finish this big work project. 🥲

Fuck a tie game in the NFL!

The QAnon pedophile conspiracy theory pushed by Thiel, Musk, and Bannon was meant to distract from the actual Epstein pedophile conspiracy involving Thiel, Musk, and Bannon.

#ScoDucks (good week for a bye) 🦆

The Texans’ defense can get a turnover too!!? We are eating #HTownMade

Landscape, by Joan Miró, 1968, 📸 by @EricEvansPhoto

The Texans can score a TD!!

I guess I’m glad my son has a soccer game rn bc this Texans game is hard to watch #Htownmade

"Allar, sideline... OOH IT'S PICKED! DILLON THIENEMAN CALLS GAME! THAT'S A WALK-OFF WHITE-OUT WINNER FOR THE DUCKS!" - Noah Eagle on Oregon's 2OT win over Penn State

Dan Lanning is the man. #GoDucks

I love college football #GoDucks

Incredible ending.

THE DUCKS ARE REAL LETS FUCKING GOOOOOO #GODUCKS

!!!!!!!! #GoDucks

ROLLING!!! #GoDucks

Dante Moore escaping pressure has been so clutch this game #GoDucks

LETS GO! FEBU #GoDucks

YESSS WE ARE SO BACK #GoDucks

That was going so well too. Fuck 🦆🏈

Nooooo

Dakorien don’t give me a heart attack like that! #GoDucks

SADIQ YOU MAD MAN #GoDucks

G O D U C K S 🦆🏈

The Portland Fire just listed a ton of open jobs for those of you looking to work with a #WNBA team: Sr Dir. of Marketing: www.teamworkonline.com/multiple-pro... Dir. of Game Experience Events www.teamworkonline.com/multiple-pro... Dir. of Growth & Retention www.teamworkonline.com/multiple-pro...

The Ducks are practicing in Autzen right now with the stadium sound system pumping in crowd noise to get ready for Penn St. 💪 #GoDucks

More than 1800 detainees are missing after the closure of Alligator Alcatraz. Their families and lawyers can’t find them and they’ve vanished from the ICE database. Feels like this should be a much bigger story www.miamiherald.com/news/local/i...

Hey the offense did something! #HTownMade