The previous administration was run by beta cuck soy boys who were too soft to carry out their duties. Here’s why I fired a Coast Guard pilot for forgetting my blankie. by Kristi Noem

The Child Rapist will wear that title for Millennium

Whether it's Robert F. Kennedy, Sr. fighting to desegregate public restrooms or Robert F. Kennedy, Jr. snorting cocaine off of toilet seats, toilets play a key role in the history of the Kennedys.

Ummm, wow, okay. This is an awesome mash-up of Primus and The Residents. Me likey-likey this polyphonic weirdness.

Any hockey fans out there? The Switzerland-Chechia game is very high-quality stuff. We're talking Peruvian blow on the toilet seat of a Hilton penthouse room on the Vegas Strip quality. #Olympics #MensHockey

Valentine's Day-- me on my couch in sweats watching a Nine Inch Nails concert and smoking weed. #SingleLife

No, BorderCunt Barbie doesn't look batshit cray-cray. Not at all.

The Red Hat Pedo Methers #NameThisBand

The President of the United States raped underage women. Attorney General Pam Bondi has seen the proof in the Epstein files and doesn't care. Thank you for your attention to this matter.

Yesterday morning kids were sent running from their bus stop in panic because ICE showed up. This guy at today’s ICE Out of Lindenwold protest is a must watch 😭. @maddow.bsky.social

Last night I found myself with an odd craving. In catching up on the latest 4th Reich outrages and crimes and debaucheries, I thought of Shakespeare's Richard III and the parallels to our current mad king.

I've got the blues LOL.

I'm rewatching "Looking for Richard" with Al Pacino and a team of actors and scholars and people on the street deconstructing Shakespeare's Richard III through discussing and acting out scenes is sheer fucking brilliance. Only place I could find the full movie is on a Russian pirate site. Wheee.

Good morning, bitches. Stop your whinings because THE DOW, THE DOW, THE DOW IS OVER 50,000 POINTS!!

This is what I called putting Bondi in her place! 🤣😂😅😡

I'm on the early morning subway to a load-in and I just noticed that usually at this time there are a lot of Mexican tradesmen with their toolbags and chests heading to work. This morning-- not a single one. I find this maddening and disturbing as they are the backbone of construction.

Holy fuck... Rep Shri Thanedar brought the heat and shredded those Gestapo fucks.

Now that's more like it. Eric Swalwell broke Lyon. Good. If that P0S had any honor he would blow his brains out in the bathroom.

Jesus on a poodle, Bennie Thompson is a disappointment. He mumbled his way through mundane mumbling mess asking about nothing.

Whether it's Bad Bunny giving his Grammy to a child or Kid Rock singing "I like ’em underage, see, some say that’s statutory but I say it’s mandatory," both artists have reached out to your nation's young people.

Any other weirdos out there watching the women's downhill live? Who wants coffee?

This is the kind of straight talk the survivors deserve. #TheEpsteinClass

A reckoning is coming for the powerful. This isn't just a scandal; it’s a collapse. It is time to eradicate the predators and hold them accountable.

Important thread 👇

Today would be a great day for Dems to go balls-out in pushing for full statehood for Puerto Rico.

This would make a hell of an advertisement for #AtomicSkis #Olympics #MensSlalom

So how many catalytic converters and bottles of cold syrup with pseudoephidrine were tossed onto Kid Rock's stage?

As a live event production person, I got to say that Bad Bunny's halftime show rang my chimes. Man, the energy was off the hook and there was so much going on with the set. And that fall-through the roof and BB on that wobbly pole had my heart in my throat. All in all, muy bueno!! #SuckItHaters

They are currently hot Latinas on my television, I was told Mr. Trump would stop this

Terrified Conservatives Lose Ability To Speak English After Exposure To Bad Bunny Performance https://theonion.com/terrified-conservatives-lose-ability-to-speak-english-after-exposure-to-bad-bunny-performance-dios-mio-cry-millions-of-panicking-republicans/

The halftime show is like the Coney Island pier in the summer time. Now I'm craving a paper-bag Cervesa for $5 from a mamacita. #BadBunny

I hope for the Pats first play it's a play-action deep bomb to either Bouttie or Diggs ala SanFran vs Denver. #GoPats #SuperBowlLX

Up in Smoke. A classic!

Lou Reed was a more understandable version of Bob Dylan with a taste for heroin.

Fucking depression is biting hard tonight but I have an apartment to clean for a Super Bowl hangout tomorrow. Sigh.

The "no check" rule for women's hockey in the Olympics is sexist and dumb and patronizing. Let the women play! #Olympics #WomensIceHockey

#TwinksOnIce #Olympics

I adore Johnny Weir and am surprised he hasn't been attacked by MAGAs. His outfits are amazing and the chemistry between him and Tara Lupinski is squee-inducing. #Olympics #FigureSkating #GayAF #fabulous

The White House did a dishonest y-axis so I fixed their y-axis for them, you’re welcome White House www.howtoreadthisch.art/lets-conside...

I want my money back.

I suggest a pairing of Cafe du Monde's chickory coffee and #BlueDream as the breakfast of champions.

Woke up early and caught the men's downhill. No spoilers but let me say that seeing it on my 75" tv in 4K was amazing. They are using a drone that follows the skiers and at first the noise was distracting but oh man, the camera shots are off the hook. #Olympics #MensDownhill

PEEL IT BACK 2026 NIGHT ONE • NEW ORLEANS, LA “NON-ENTITY” Trent Reznor, Atticus Ross, Robin Finck, and introducing Stu Brooks

My three-year-old was watching the Interesting Times podcast when she turned to me gravely and asked "Daddy, why are the trad wives always smiling?" And when I told her "Because they've been freed of the demands of contemporary feminism," she started crying.

Holy fuck, @lawrenceodonnell.bsky.social is absolutely destroying Scott Bessent. Jesus... Lawrence is so wound up that he let slip his Boston Irish accent, something that is a huge no-no. He pronounced an ...er as "aah".

I swear I had a stroke on election night 2016 and this has all been a bad dream because Shirley this can't be actually happening. It has to be my poor little brain heinously misfiring.

Bribe for hire Pam Bondi is hiding, doctoring and redacting the Epstein files because she’s a disgusting criminal protecting a disgusting criminal. Never stop talking about the Epstein Files. Never stop talking about the Epstein Files.