Cal is not only my favorite person of all time but he’s so fucking talented and also very very important to like, everything I’ve done online these past couple years. The only person I’d listen to BTS for

anyone into frolicking and playing? trying to see something

It’s 2026 who the hell wants to be famous? I wanna be ineffable

The nightmare is back! I made a highlight reel of some of the cursed airbnbs me and @2amsoda.bsky.social toured. youtu.be/G5IRpJbX7mo?...

this stream still haunts my nightmares. I wake up in a cold sweat thinking about dk’s stripper pole toe grab

would you rather have one dollar or two

I think I’m gonna die in this house ft @2amsoda.bsky.social

Everyone saying Happy New Years, but no one is asking How is New Years. Maybe they’re Nervous New Years or Anxious New Years and not showing it! Masking New Years instead of Being Open and Honest New Years! Give them space to talk and maybe, just maybe they’ll be Truly Happy New Years

Everyone saying Happy New Years, but no one is asking How is New Years. Maybe they’re Nervous New Years or Anxious New Years and not showing it! Masking New Years instead of Being Open and Honest New Years! Give them space to talk and maybe, just maybe they’ll be Truly Happy New Years

It’s true, my opinions are calcified and I think this was the best music this year. There’s nothing you and I can do about no matter how hard we try

hi everyone! it's been a while, but my partner and I need some help. Spoofy lost her job at the end of October and we've been barely surviving. we wanted to ask for help to afford our groceries for the next couple weeks. we'd appreciate anything even well wishes! ty! 🐛💕 ko-fi.com/nightosprout...

It’s true, my opinions are calcified and I think this was the best music this year. There’s nothing you and I can do about no matter how hard we try

I took a break from social media earlier this month (very good), and finished up my album lists of the year (even better). Now I’m gonna post them online (very bad). Here’s all the honorable mentions, best albums list coming tomorrow

I took a break from social media earlier this month (very good), and finished up my album lists of the year (even better). Now I’m gonna post them online (very bad). Here’s all the honorable mentions, best albums list coming tomorrow

oh brother, another bad post from political influencer beltway brian. i am furious at beltway brian all of the time. i share screencaps of beltway brian's posts with people who have no idea who he is. i hate all of beltway brian's posts and i read all of them every single day, including weekends

Remember, Christmas technically lasts 12 days, and prayer is encouraged (as is post holiday shopping 👀)

merry christmas the king is born (markiplier)

Do you think that Parson Brown holds generational level beef with the guy who made absolutely roasted him in Winter Wonderland. Your whole accomplishment as a human being, reduced to “looks like a snowman”

Did you know they made a movie about Zathura

It’s the season of giving 🎄💛

You think you have it all. Internet fame. Fortune. Money. Then. In an instant. A terrifying reminder that someone will have it out for you. Sick freaks that don’t think you deserve it. They come for you. They stalk you. They find you when you’re vulnerable. Be careful out there.

everyone should do this

Word on the street is, if you send an email to [email protected] something epic happens 🤯🤯🤯🤯🤯🤯

Helll was trying to kill me on Sunday and this is visual proof

Word on the street is, if you send an email to [email protected] something epic happens 🤯🤯🤯🤯🤯🤯

Hey I found this weird dog that takes audio consultations and it seems really helpful, you should check this out 🗣️🎙️ 🎧🐶 calendly.com/2amsoda/obs-...

thanks everyone for joining!!! We raised $300 for my lil son’s post emergency visit 🥺🥺🥺

I'm live with @2amsoda.bsky.social llooking at cursed airbnbs www.twitch.tv/aohelll

I have to monitor all the PeePee boy’s bathroom trips and first one home was a success

Hey so we had to take our cat to the emergency room last night. He’ll be there all weekend, and vets are expensive, so this would be a great way to help if you’re so inclined 💛

Peepee boy worth $3k in vet fees.

Tomorrows Airbnb stream with @2amsoda.bsky.social is going to be cursed

Not only is this just a hilarious sticker in and of itself, but we had to take our darling Pluto to the emergency vet last night, so every sale counts. Thanks y’all ❤️❤️

Hey so we had to take our cat to the emergency room last night. He’ll be there all weekend, and vets are expensive, so this would be a great way to help if you’re so inclined 💛

It’s the season of giving 🎄💛

they should make tiktok streaks for posting. that way if I see anyone with a streak longer than 30 days. I’ll know. I’ll know.

I’ve never been to a house before! Really excited so see what they’re like!!!

I love the grinch, the grinch, the grinch, the grinch, the grinch, the grinch, and the white grinch

I love the grinch, the grinch, the grinch, the grinch, the grinch, the grinch, and the white grinch

im mr brown christmas, im mr shit

Pulling together my annual “2amsoda’s favorite albums of current year but I’m actually sharing it online this time” list. Any last second things you think I should check out? Once it’s out it’s OVER, no more good music forever.

Spotify is garbage on every count: Its treatment of artists, its ICE advertising, the CEO's investment in military AI, its leading role in the commodification and AI slopification of music, its terrible audio quality—you name it. So I quit, and put together a complete guide to getting off Spotify:

shoutout to the twitch recap for making me feel insecure in my place here as life dragged me away from streaming by force, only to remind me that I'm the funniest motherfucker to ever live

shoutout to the twitch recap for making me feel insecure in my place here as life dragged me away from streaming by force, only to remind me that I'm the funniest motherfucker to ever live

Either you understand that there is an organized campaign to push trans people out of public life with the explicit end goal of "morally mandating us out of existence" that is backed by some of the wealthiest individuals to have ever lived, or you're simply not equipped to grasp what's happening.

Introduce yourself with 5 concerts you've been to: STRFKR LCD Soundsystem Porter Robinson Alvvays Geese

I think everyone needs a “Netflix” relative. One you only see a couple times a year but tells you they really want you to see this movie. This is how you broaden your horizons. How else could you have watched 2020’s Fatman starring Mel Gibson

posting this classic since it's Thanksgiving, bless you Jerma