Today we said goodbye to our family’s best friend, Jasper. 11 wonderful years was too short. But the love and memories we have are endless. I’m going to miss you slamming into our laps at 100mph and putting your paw on me when I paused your petting. The last time I saw him vs. the first. only love.

I don’t wanna be rich for a yacht or fancy champagne, I wanna be rich so I can buy front row tickets for my padres to see trans-Siberian orchestra

Fell asleep a bit watching looney tunes. i think I’m turning into my father

We had an amazing, amazing time in Japan 🥹 such a memorable trip, especially since it happened during a big birthday for me! Eternally grateful to have such a sweet and adventurous partner who worked so hard to make this trip happen for us. Thank you my love @2amsoda.bsky.social 🩵🩵🩵

Well it sure took all of mine!

My bday is next week… if everyone gave me a $1, I’d have so much to buy out the entire chiikawa bakery

There’s nothing like missing days on your paycheck right on a Monday morning 🥲🥲🥲

Soda won’t do a James & Mary Sunderland cosplay with me because of, y’know, the implication

Was reminded today that for the first like 2 years of my relationship, I 100% thought @2amsoda.bsky.social came up with the song “Walk the Dinosaur”

Fuck it, Mexican Luigi statue for only $10.99

Now I’ve seen many a student walk in super tardy in my day, but never have I seen one come in with 30 minutes left of class and immediately hook up his ankle monitor to charge

Watching Hoarders and this cat just stole the show of this episode, like why is he just next to the pickles???

I go back to work tomorrow so im enjoying a last day of vacay lunch… he wants my wingstop so bad. But also he doesn’t realize I’m gonna be gone everyday again…

Life with a kitty is so funny. When it’s just me at home, Pluto will meow a lil for his dinner time, but mostly he’ll come and make biscuits on me until it’s time. With soda he starts meowing up to 2 hours before and will attack the legs if you get too close to the kitchen

Naruto AMV- Live Like You Were Dying Tim McGraw (Lyrics) [SasuNaru]

Going back to my roots (buying invader zim graphic tees)

Looking at beautiful photos of my mom in her 30s, the age I’m approaching, hoping I look that great but unfortunately I’ve been cursed with my dads face

Went sniffing around the wares of my local bath and body works semi annual sale yesterday and today I’m broke out in a face rash Oh no

For nearly an entire year, Soda used to send me this every single Saturday. Never at the same time. Didn’t know when to expect it. We’re not even parents.

SETTING: home, in the living room SODA and RISSA sit, ready to play a game. RISSA notices an ad for a game with a busty anime girl and begins to make fun of it. RISSA: (robotic) THIS GAME WILL MAKE YOU CUM IN FIVE SECONDS SODA: That’s not fast enough!! END SCENE

OMG THIS IS AMAZING!!! 🥹🥹🥹 and very very accurate (except we take turns napping on the doghouse)

Celebratory end of the school year dinner at AYCE sushi, DDR music playing and the conversation is about the 2023 titan sub implosion #summervacayvibes

When I say “take me back ❤️” this is what I mean

Plotting how to annoy my spouse today…

Was reminded today that I own the bootleg Brother Bear/Final Fantasy DVD

Hehe thank you everyone who came to @2amsoda.bsky.social return stream! Totally them playing peggle, yeah totally 👁️👁️ #letherpeg

Today a student had an ~actual~ crash out because he has to do a one-and-a-half page worksheet with 2-3 resources and 4 sections with 2-3 sentences each. Told him google, Wikipedia and ChatGPT weren’t resources. Nearly a full meltdown. We have 15 days of school left…

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Been trying to make a funny meme or cute image or even just find the right words to say, but sometimes, the most obvious thing to say is the best one. Happy birthday my dear @2amsoda.bsky.social. I love you more than I can type, mostly because there’s a character limit. Cheers to another year!

One time I made up a great Barefoot Contessa joke but when I ran it by Soda they didn’t laugh because they didn’t know who Ina Garten was and I was so mad I never made the tweet. Now I don’t remember the joke

One of my students showed me his Roblox game and I felt like a boomer I don’t understand any of it

I don’t understand why the grocery store is this packed on a Friday at 11:30 am. This is insane. why aren’t you all at work? Hm? Oh, me? No, yeah, I have a legitimate reason for being here. Hm. Hmm. Yeah, yeah, for sure. No yeah, I getcha, I hear ya. Oh no yeah for sure. Uh-huh.

The way all my messages to Soda on pretty much every social media platform has been 99% chiikawa every day since our Japan trip… I’m so chiikawa pilled rn

Don’t worry, veteran- enjoy 15% off at your local sex toy shop, on us :)