BREAKING: Donald Trump just boosted Democrats’ chances of taking the House. He said the quiet part out loud, “fair elections” means he loses power. That’s not a warning, that’s a confession.

Another weekend of playing Deal or No Deal with our unhinged president.

The Gordie Howe Bridge in Detroit/Windsor will DEFINITELY OPEN WITHOUT QUESTION. Michigan and Canada jointly own the bridge. NOBODY CARES ABOUT ORANGE RAPIST PANTS SHITTING PRESIDENT !

Strait of Hormuz has been announced as open. Just for the cease fire. Seeing is believing. No words from Orange Rapist Pants Shitting President are to be listened to.

People are so negative about Donald Trump nowadays. So, I thought I’d share a time when he gave the nation and the world some genuine hope for a better future. So you remember the time he gave himself COVID and we all thought that could be the end?? Sigh. That was inspiring.

His approval rating is -34 Hahaha hahaha 😂😃🤣😹💩😂😆😃😁🖕😛🤪

Don't forget trump murdered 2 innocent ppl in Minnesota with direct orders to his Orange SS GESTAPO agents !

He addressed the press and labeled the information as false. It is imperative to address this dishonesty appropriately, as such behavior is unacceptable.

The war in Iran will last all year long. At the end ...the USA will crawl on all fours like a whimpering puppy out of Iran in full retreat. Iran will win.

Reporter: “Do you expect other countries to help with a blockade of Iran?” Trump: “Yeah, other countries are gonna.” Reporter: “Which countries?” Trump: “We don’t need other countries.” He is absolutely insane. video courtesy @dropsitenews.com

Everything is staged. Including his assignation attempt.

Just for the record, THIS is what a real doctor looks like.

Brilliant.

Orange Asswipe can't even open Hormuz. Hahaha hahaha trump: open the goddam Hormuz now ! Iran: hahaha hahaha Orange Rapist Pants Shitting President Go fvk yourself ! And Death to America!

The Masters Golf Broadcast almost never mentioned Tiger Woods name at all. Woods is obviously a BIG EMBARRASSMENT to the PGA. Arnold Palmer was pure class. Woods Dumb Ass.

JD Vance.... Please Iran let's have a peaceful solution. Iran....we want you to go swimming in Hormuz Strait. Bring Ivanka and Melania naked. Also fvk America !!!

Trump again has proved his STUPIDITY HE RIPPED UP OBAMAS IRAN DEAL TRUMP WASTED ALL OUR MONEY ON A WAR HE LOST IRAN HAS THE UPPER HAND TRUMP IS A LOSER TRUMP LOST TO IRAN

People are concerned about Trumps “erratic behavior” I don’t remember them concerned when he tried to hang VP Pence, murder Speaker Pelosi, overthrow the Government, had his ex wife murdered, raped little boys and girls, paid off Porn Stars, was that all normal RepubliCON Behavior?

I don't hear any mention of Eldridge Tiger Woods on The Masters golf broadcast. It's like they never heard of him. 😁

Melania Trump wants these photos and emails to be scrubbed from the Internet. Please stop liking and sharing them. Thank you for your attention to this matter.

Just a casual email.

It feels like a lot of trumps people turned on him… this week

How did we know it was going to play out like this?

Why did Melania choose today to suddenly deny any association with Epstein? Is Iran about to publish all of them or something? 😂

Iran confirms a ceasefire agreement but notes it will continue to “control the Strait of Hormuz", with safe passage for ships achieved via coordination with Iran’s military. Iran did not “control” Hormuz pre-war. US acknowledgement of Iran controlling Hormuz is a strategic defeat and humiliation.

Trump is so inept that he even fucked up surrendering!!!

trump: I will bomb the shit out of Iran at 8 pm. Iran: No this is not convenient. We will be pulling our wire to naked photos of Melania at that time. As well as looking to see how fat Tiffany is. Delay it for 2 weeks. Thks and fvk America.

He's taking it well

"Iran had a full house, Donald had a full diaper."

Orange Asswipe: I will bomb the fvk out of Iran at 8pm. Iran: This time is no good for us. We are whacking off to naked pictures of Melanie. Make it next Monday.

Orange Asswipe: I will bomb the fvk out of Iran at 8pm. Iran: This time is no good for us. We are whacking off to naked pictures of Melanie. Make it next Monday.

Has Orange Rapist Pants Shitting President extended his bombing timeline for 6 more weeks ?

He needs to be committed, like now! #PedoPres is mad as a hatter

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This is something Artemis 2 saw on the Dark Side of the Moon.

Republican Timeline: “There's no honorable way to kill, no gentle way to destroy. There is nothing good in war” - Lincoln “Mr. Gorbachev, tear down this wall” - Reagan “Open the fuckin’ Strait, you crazy bastards, or you’ll be living in Hell - JUST WATCH! Praise be to Allah” - Trump (on Easter)

I like the fact that they framed this with the window and a person's head in the shot so that morons can't claim "It's just the lens that make the planet look round...."

Astronauts escape Trump’s orbit…

Expect to be unable to drive. Expect mandatory days off work. Expect to not be able to fly anywhere. Expect shortages on all basic goods. Get prepping now. Don't forget to stock up on food for your pets. People always forget that one.

The James Webb Telescope has captured something in space.

Trump asked for $1.5 Trillion for the military. This would add TRILLIONS MORE TO THE NATIONAL DEBT. TRUMP WANTS $2.2 TRILLION FOR HIS SPENDING. BUT HE IS WILLING TO CUT EDUCATION, HEALTHCARE, HOUSING AND VETERANS MAYBE WE SHOULD TAX THE FUCKING RICH SAY NO TO THIS PEDOPHILES CRAZY SPENDING