Word on the street is there’s a few copies of a fanzine I’ve attempt today. It’s low key. It’s a bit of fun. Lots of ideas for the future for it. So if you’re at HotM come find me if you want it. We’ll put a digital copy online today too.

This footage of a Lyrebird going through its repertoire of sounds is truly beautiful. youtu.be/vjP8CUmiDcU?...

I got called 5 times to see if I wanted to pay money to these blokes. Victory Men an absolute shambles.

Holly Mac performing for the Tillies is things you love to see.

Forever Navy Blue, Fuck CFG 😂

Officials for the #BRIvMVC are having a shocker and I know them all 😭

Tillies kick off was meant to be 7:30pm yeah? They’re walking out after the players for #BRIVC which has a 7:35pm kick off.

www.nexusmods.com/morrowind/mo... I made a mod that replaces cliffracers with Thomas the Tank Engine. I am incapable of learning lessons whenever it involves corporations, because I fundamentally do not view toy company CEOs or media CEOs as people. #morrowind #thomasthetankengine

I got 3min into the 3rd episode and realised it’s a show my wife would also love so I stopped 😂 We’re almost finished Brassic and now don’t need to think about what we’re watching next.

I’ve finally started watching The Bear. I should not have started watching this thing at 11pm. I’m 2 episodes in and need to go to bed but I’m hooked.

Preston Lions rode the coat-tails of their ultras all through the NPL and Aus Champ seasons and then throw them under the bus as soon as possible 😂 Also, only allowing official club flags and “signage” at your games is wild work.

Aaaand we have people now wanting coaches to be able to challenge “second yellows” with this video review system. If you’re going to review the second yellow, you may as well review the first one. Yellow is yellow. Every year we have less people who know the Laws of the Game 🙃

I didn’t realise a lot of NWSL fans think that they have the genuine best and biggest league in the world? Huh. And there’s a big group who are very against players going to Europe and who want to “keep the NWSL on top” which is fascinating.

VicPol have once again managed to accidentally “unite” both the left and the far-right with their Designated Area of the Melbourne CBD and surrounds.

I want to see Frank Turner so bad next year but I couldn’t care less about Bowling For Soup sorry 😬 $120 is a pass 😭

PetrolSpy for Australia yeah? Any others? Arevo also tracks petrol prices but is an RACV app and includes Parking finder and generates bike routes for you if you’re into cycling.

Why aren’t the results for all the Matildas games on their own website? What’s happening here? No games against Brazil or Chinese Taipei from 2024, and I’m sure there are others missing too.

"Could the AFC Women's Asian Cup bring Matildas stars back to the A-Leagues?" Probably professionalise the game first, then we can talk. #ALW

Victorian rentals only require a working heater in the main “living area” but sure, rental laws are “draconian” toward landlords.

All these children thinking they’re cool and cultured because they want “long songs like the 90’s and not these short TikTok songs.” are doing my head in today. Just say you have no idea about music history.

Parent at the playground sitting at the bottom of a slide with one kid (1yr old?) while on a FaceTime call…my kid wants to use the slide so asks excuse me from the top 3 times in a nice loud voice. Doesn’t work so I step in. They get up and move…to the bottom of another slide. Cont.

Some dingus on FB is saying the government should force streaming platforms in Australia to bundle all of world football together into one platform so as not to rip people off…mate, we’d love for it to all be in one place. But they can’t force anyone else to purchase broadcast rights lmao.

Had the worst sleep in my life last night with a heart rate that didn’t drop below 100, then felt incredible between 9am-1pm and now have a temp of 38°C 😂🙃

This game is painful to watch. What are we doing? #WELvMVC

I don’t just mean kick it long to nobody.

Can we please play forward? #WELvMVC

Nix fans giving it to Courtney lmao. Not enough of it in the dub. #WELvMVC

Missing the kick-off because our episode of Thomas hasn’t finished yet… #WELvMVC

Influenza A is no joke.

McBreen expecting that to go in from Vergos? You’re having a laugh, I’m not sure many strikers in this league would score the header that low while moving away from the goal.

Jason Davidson might end up being a worse signing than Vergos imo. If he wasn’t a returning player and Aussie…

I’m so confused, didn’t The Ashes just start? RIP any ticket holders for day 3+

Alex King again?

Amyl and The Sniffers winning AOTY for an album released in October 2024 is interesting. Obviously it’s the way they do the cut off dates, but still. Feel for Ninajirachi tbh.

Polaris opening for Linkin Park is goated.

Torpey and Arnold both involved in the goals that knock their team out of the NWSL Playoffs? Ouch.

Ellie Carpenter really went bang! Great goal.

Why does the Melbourne Victory email say our next home match is the Adelaide double header in December???

Ballarat is getting another gelato place in the CBD and there will now be a 900m section of the main street that has either an ice-cream/gelato shop every 225m 😂 It’s so unnecessary.

This is the most Australian thing I have seen all week and it's a mood

Just watched the Scotland vs Denmark highlights. Absolutely cracking goals and stoked to have Scotland at the WC, but that second yellow for the red card was a diabolical decision from the referee.

Trying to choose my 9 favourite Aussie albums from 2025 and I’m stuck with 11…🙃

We just got a delivery at work that weight 69kg (nice) and we don’t have a trolley or forklift and old mate delivery driver wanted me to just pick it up with him. Soz mate, I don’t love my job that much. He eventually got pissy enough with me that he just did it himself. Wouldn’t recommend.

So, the NZ Breakers are like that hey. Damn.

Yet another reminder not to take ANYTHING this man says seriously unless its about beats & song composition

Damn, I gotta stop listening to Pharrell Williams now huh.

My brother in Christ, it’s an EV, you can just plug it in overnight. There’s no reason to go for most of the week without having to recharge.

I’ve been nap trapped by my sick toddler…and I don’t have headphones with me.

Is there an article out there about why double headers in the Dub don’t work? @kieranyap.bsky.social or @itspoletti.bsky.social or anybody else who’s able to maybe point me in the right direction?