For best nap success, put your head together with a beloved pal.

ICE murdered a beautiful young mother in Minneapolis. They shot her three times in the face. She was a poet. She played guitar. She had a six-year-old kid and his toys were in the car when some subhuman thug with a badge shot her in the face There is no forgiveness for these people.

An ICE agent shot a woman to death in her car as she attempted to drive away. He was not in danger. She was not trying to hit him. You can watch her killing in multiple videos and judge for yourself. Meanwhile, at least 30 Asian immigrants died in ICE custody. www.latimes.com/opinion/stor...

I know the term “four flusher” means faker and originates from poker but it always sounds to me like someone who has problematically large poops.

It’s just one thing after another until you die, then it’s nothing forever.

The vibes today are… my sources say no.

My interior monologue when working on a piece!

Oh, no, I’ve got desk gremlins again!

Exist through the gift shop.

Corporate media has always been bad, a servant of the ruling elite, rather than the rest of us. But it's become something entirely new and atrocious in such a short time, it makes the head spin. A daily spew of transparent gaslighting. The “Not the droids you’re looking for” model of journalism.

Looking back on 2025, what can you say but, WTF was that?

Some people ask “Werewolf?” Nobody thinks to ask “How is wolf?”

The vibes today are…a wheezy spate of winter.

Alternative Working Titles for V for Vendetta B for Blowback M for Malevolence R for Revenga! E for Explosive D for Donnybrook S for Surprise, motherfuckers!

As atmospheric rivers continue to pound the West Coast, thought to repost this short story from spring ‘25 in the uniquely interesting Skeleton Press that asks, what if we surrender to the water?

The vibes today are… Whoa, Nellie, that's a large number of morbid symptoms.

Now, THAT’s a pine cone!

Which way to the #1 seed in the playoffs, Sam Darnold?

All praise, J-AI-sus!

No, everything is going great over here. Why do you ask?

The vibes today are… it's sleeping-in weather out there.

Twerk smarter, folks, not harder.

Most reliable account on Bluesky. Never fails to deliver.

To be fair to Rob Schneider, he doesn’t think I’m funny at all, either.

The performance not exactly chef’s kiss, but the result was pure Dec’s kiss

Got my dogs in place for Game #1

Goal for today: spending an inordinate amount of time focused on two different types of football.

What a time to be halfway through @katz.theracket.news excellent Gangsters of Capitalism. I’d say something about being excited to see how it ends, but geez... [gestures in all directions] jonathanmkatz.com/gangsters

The vibes today are… full throttle tittle tottle

Nature redecorating the septic cleanout pipe with a seedling, some green shoots and a couple of melty, fungal towers. Let’s see AI come up with that!

Finally getting to these two and they are worth the wait!

The vibes today are… and the cow says?

on the one hand you shouldn't make being trans your whole personality otoh have you seen what cishet ppl are doing with their personalities? my goodness

On my AM walk, a bald eagle flew over us, landed in the top of a fir tree with its mate, where the two perched majestically, surveying their dominion. An omen for the New Year?

The End is Just the Beginning of Some Other Shit.

The vibes today are… When I get to the bottom, I go back to the top of the slide...Where I stop, and I turn, and I go for a ride, 'Till I get to the bottom, and I see you again.

One of the weirdest aspects of American healthcare is after having talked to a nurse, the 4 follow-up voice mails to bug me for a survey, wanting to know if I "experienced human kindness during your interaction today?”

The difference between a kerfuffle and a brouhaha, is purely a matter of class. It’s kerfuffle upstairs, brouhaha down below.

Should have put 2025 on a Personal Improvement Plan earlier and now it's too late. Going to have to terminate the position tonight and bring in a new year and hope it can do a better job.

The cracks in the system have become the system

Classic. This one is worn into the grooves of my memory machine.

The vibes today are… coming down fast, but I'm miles above you.

Even professional clowns wish they could clown as hard as Emi Martinez

Love to see Jesus smiling. What a goal!

The vibes today are… too shy, shy, hush-hush, eye to eye.

Is he strong? Listen Bub, he’s got radioactive blood. You idiot! Radioactive blood won’t make him strong. That boy has a serious, life threatening health problem that is going to kill him. Get that young lad to a doctor immediately.

The vibes today are… waiting for Bikini Red, 24 hours ago

I’ll be totally honest with you. I’m bummed there isn’t a dinosaur known as the Razzlesaurus.