Rudy Giuliani Awarded Presidential Medal Of Incest

When Trump finally dies (hopefully sooner rather than later) the funniest thing will be seeing his followers construct conspiracy theories about how he really is still alive. It will be like Elvis all over again. Same weight, too.

Trump seems like the kind of guy who would rush into a burning nursing home after hearing screams coming from inside the building, grab the residents’ wallets, and rush back outside triumphantly.

SORRY. Sorry. Have we seen this *incredible* news video coming out of Queensland? Wait for the witness/witnesses statement

‘Show Me Where You Make Autism!’ Shouts RFK Jr., Storming Sour Patch Kids Factory theonion.com/show-me...

Free link to crazy WSJ story about Musk and his “harem drama.” Can’t do it justice with the four-screenshot limit! www.wsj.com/politics/elo...

Shocker: it’s almost like America is being led by an Ugly American who insults our allies & praises BRICS tyrants! This is what happens when arrested-development adolescent trolls elect a troll-in-chief who should be performing a Don Rickles insult-comic routine in a Vegas lounge, not running US.

"Abortion was made legal underwater nearly 50 years ago in Salmon Roe v. Wave, yet there is still a stigma attached to what is no more serious a procedure than allowing a goby fish to clean the parasites from my gills." theonion.com/if-fema...