Do you ever give a sly wink when making completely innocent statements?

Talk about aging like milk...

Well.. that's not a normal thing attorneys do is it?

I'm not sure how these folks are tolerating the communist nightmare that's unfolding...

Her performance in Home Alone hits way different after you have kids. RIP.

#GVerse Oops😂 Did you see that? Um, excuse me!

He said what he said. We know the truth. Power doesn't like people having guns. All people. Eventually.

When? What was the restaurant called? Was it a couple of officers or several? Is there a recording of the call they made to local police? Is there a video of this incident? You'll forgive me if I'm skeptical.

I used this with my kids, it's fantastic. Worth it at twice the price (it's free)!

No matter who wins. You lose.

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@alexschmidty.bsky.social Congratulations to you and Mrs. The Clam on embarking on the fabulous adventure of being a parent!

@katiegoldin.bsky.social I just listened to the latest episode of SIF. Congratulations on your impending heir!

When you start viewing him as the "Engagement President" all of this stuff makes sense.

That lady gave her coin to that man and isn't going to get anything in return.

@jasonkpargin.bsky.social Looks like "Stuff you should know" did a short one about the Aswang. Isn't that what Zoe was talking about? www.iheart.com/podcast/1119...

I thought the "Red October" was the first ship with magnetohydrodynamic propulsion. Huh.

Gonna have to be state charges. Everyone is getting pardoned.

The movie "Overboard" with Goldie Hawn and Kurt Russell sounds like something that @jasonkpargin.bsky.social and the gang at @1900hotdog.bsky.social should do a podcast about.

Hey that's a nice... *looks at the replies* welp we're doomed and going nowhere fast.

Huh. But I was told the Elon and AI and all that other shit would save the government... or something.

Romney isn't stupid, he knows what happens next.

For like 20 minutes last night I was ready to "fuck it" and go to law school.

Turns out that 90% of AI detection software is just a regular expression that looks for emdashes.

can't stop watching this clip of a tesla Optimus teleoperator taking his headset off before properly logging out the robot

So uh... more public transportation or no?

The future 😂

I respectfully disagree with Mr. Hamill. I have no reason to believe that "accountability is coming." Source: I've seen this silly game play out over and over again.

MacOS friends. How do you handle window management with ultra-wide monitors? I'm trying "Magnet" and... it's just not exactly what I'm looking for. I use FancyZones on Windows, and gTile under Linux.

You should see /r/conservative for some head spinning cognitive dissonance.

This is a good gift for someone you don’t have to interact with the rest of the year

Oh bubba...

@gwestr.me You ever drive a Lucid? If so, thumbs up or thumbs down?

I promise that if I develop an artificial super intelligence I won't use it to invent to a robot that can replace plumbers. I'd probably use it to help solve issues/problems that we as humans actually have trouble with. Paid labor definitely isn't in the top 10,000.

Trillion bucks you say? Cue the "this is fine" meme. www.cryptopolitan.com/openai-hits-...

Could you imagine Napster making this argument and people taking it seriously?

I just had to pay an import duty to receive a gift from my employer (based in Europe). Yes they reimbursed me for that.

Also... it's OK to not absolutely love everything produced by your favorite artist.

The first time President Trump did the whole trade war thing with China, they retaliated by investing in Brazil's agriculture sector. The second time, they were ready. The President starts playing games, they simply decided not to participate.

“War is about remaking the world to suit the whims of some powerful group over the whims of some other powerful group. The dead are just the sparks that fly from the metal as they grind it down.” If you liked that quote, you might like the book it's from. On sale now for $2.99!

Everything Jason said here is 100% spot on.

I can't help but think that in his desire to get on TV Kash Patel is going to end up being key in getting a mistrial or acquital for the prime suspect.

Imagine a school car line with just driverless cars.

These guys are as pious as a statue of a golden bull.

Man those Epstein files must be INSANE.