This is actually quite brilliant, up to and including the final sentence 🔥

Once more for those at the back 👇

Whenever Newsome says something good like this, it just reminds me of that time Bojack Horseman became a feminist.

Seeking harmonic balance

dems, 2009: we can't do shit we only have 59 senators dems, 2025: we can't stop them they have 52 senators

All my mutuals collectively Jim the camera

Democrats held the line until the election was over, then caved. They *want* Americans to suffer under Trump, so that when the next election comes, we'll be ready to settle. They don't want any more Mamdanis in the party.

Empathy for butchers is cruelty to their victims.

Rabid anti communist remains super confused about capital and capitalism. Strange

when you masturbate you’re participating in an unbroken chain stretching back hundreds of thousands of years to the very first humans who stood in awe under the vast mystery of an unpolluted sky and retreated to their caves and hollows to yank pud to horny cave paintings. every stroke a holy mystery

i hate gay halloween…two skeletons??? how would that even work

If you don't riot, you can't complain.

Bluesky is full of liberals who think they're woke because they think woke means liberal, and its exhausting.

I like how the news will be like “while the President claiming Portland was ruled by a giant skeleton named Mr Nibbles is not strictly true, it does speak to the anxiety of many Americans”

fuck the nobel prize

Love that they gave the Nobel Peace Prize to the sentient version of this tweet

Harassing people is actually the *only* way progress is ever made. Blocking traffic, shutting down businesses, chasing politicians out of restaurants, giving them no peace.

Artist: Arif Rafhan www.instagram.com/arifrafhan?i...

"You're lucky God isn't here."

Rajab Al-Reefi the founder and head coach of the Gaza Skate Team, is the last member of the Gaza skateboarding collective. Israel has killed all the children.

Assata Shakur has "died in Havana, Cuba, as a result of health conditions and her advanced age." She was 78.

Speaking of voices under attack…can we be just as loud about Black journalists and comedians who are silenced, even by our so-called liberal outlets. • Joy Reid • Don Lemon • Melissa Harris-Perry • Tiffany Cross • Jemele Hill • Marc Lamont Hill • Karen Attiah • Amber Ruffin