Me secretly flipping off the guy who merged without any warning or concern for the laws of the road directly in front of me🖕🐸

It’s fricken bats! I love Halloween! 🐸🦇

Cheeeese! I mean… pumpkin!! 🎃🐸

Oh hey… is this thing still on? 🐸🧍‍♀️

Bertha here to let y’all know that we have TOOOOOOOO MUCH overstock right now! Everything on our Etsy shop (including custom paintings and Christmas ornaments) is 50% off until the end of July!! 🐸🥳 theorbcultshop.etsy.com

Can I come over and stare at you like this? 🐸😃

Hearing your name pop up in a conversation across the room 🐸🤨

When your besties decided to get into a stable relationship with each other so now when you hang out it’s like tagging along with your parents. Except you still gotta split the check cause you’re a full-grown adult and they are not your real parents 😔🐸💔

She is aware of everything and nothing all at the same time (Hope) 🐸💭

Just wanted to show you Ravioli cause he is baby 🥹🐸🍝

Good morning sleeping beauty, I’ve been trying to reach you about your car’s extended warranty 🤫🐸🚗

As awful as things are right now, I think it's important to understand that there are more decent ppl than there are awful ppl. Don't let the awful ppl out of your sight don't stop calling them out but mostly don't let them think there's more of them than decent ppl.

Is it? 🐸🧋

When a family member won’t stop talking Facebook brain rot so you just have to smile and nod as not to set them off 😃🐸

Me after opening TikTok to get my news briefing every morning (April) 😫🐸

We know where you keep your bugs. Now, will we have to get them, or do you wanna make this easy for everyone involved? 🐸🙂

Rodney reviews 28 Years Later!

me when i see u <3

Oh hey, sorry we’ve been gone. Bertha went to Vegas and lost her life savings, we’ve been bouncing back from that 🐸🎲🎰

Do you got any games on your phone? 🐸📱

There is a lot to be anxious about right now. Kepler reminds you to take time to breathe and find some zen, even if for a moment 🐸❤️🧘‍♀️

Me looking at the menu pretending to decide when I know exactly what I’m going to get because I am picky and a creature of habit 🧐🐸

A reminder that one of the reasons we have pride now is thanks to black trans women and drag queens fighting against police brutality 🐸🧱🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️

We are live on Twitch now 🐸💕 www.twitch.tv/mother_of_fr...

Happy pride!! Support small LGBTQ+ businesses this month, not big corporations (or you know, all year) ❤️🧡💛🐸💙💜 #art #watercolour

This is your therapist. She asks you to start the session by showing her your Spotify wrapped for the past 5 years ✍️ 🐸

Hi hi friends! I have a big announcement. Our night cam streams are officially back! We will hopefully be live on Twitch as well tomorrow but for tonight we’ll be on TikTok! If you’d like to join us we start at 10pm EST 🐸💕 Watch here: www.tiktok.com/@mother_of_f...

Sweet Pea says: “Happy Pride Month Everyone!” 🐸🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️ To celebrate, in the post below we will have a link to our Pride collection if you are interested in froggy-themed Pride items!! 🥳

Would you obey his evil commands? [Y/N]

frog fact friday REMINDER (old vid repost today!!)

Take me to your bugs, I mean leader 👽🐸🦗

If you start to get down on yourself look up pumpkin toadlets. You’re doing ok my friend. You’re doing just fine. #animalfacts #nature #amphibians #herpy

“Now do a silly one” ahh frog (April) 🐸😝📸

If girls go to college to get more knowledge… and boys go to Jupiter to get more stupider… where does Bertha go? 🤨🐸

Frog distribution system is currently active!! It hath given us this little gum drop 🥺 what should we name her? 🐸

Did you know that a single AI query can use an estimated 16oz of water to cool its servers? Now multiply that by every high schooler asking ChatGPT to write their essays 😐🐸 #happybiodiversityday

You absolute fool… Your reign of terror ends now. You will have to answer to Frod for your heinous actions! I saw you drink directly out of the milk jug. I saw you. 😠🐸

Blehh 😜🐸

She’s plotting something… I just don’t know what… 🐸😈

i heard you like to boop snoots this is from @taymotheroffrogs.bsky.social

Sorry we haven’t posted in a lil bit, Frog Dad graduated law school this week! Shout out to everyone graduating, Bertha is so proud of you! 🐸🎓🎉

Stop everything you are doing and look at Hopscotch’s lil mouf 🥺🐸

Our friend Rhinella mirandaribeiroi lives in tropical areas in Brazil and Bolivia! They are a member of the Rhinella granulosa group, known for their rough and pebbly appearance, but are distinct from others because of several attributes like the pale line down their back! (photo by Reuber Brandão)

Superb Leaping with Trevor and Beverley!

The eye-to-face ratio on this thing goes crazy (Kepler) 🐸👀

SEND TO YOUR MOM OR ELSE!! 🐸💐🫂

Bertha is doing gymnastics now I guess?? Can we get her in the summer Olympics?? 🐸🤨

“It is the east, and Juliet is the— wait a minute is there someone else up there with you??” 🤨🐸

Hey girl, come here often? 😏🐸