Only time any of them has ever actually entered a library

I don't know how many, but they're really, really lloonngg lines. The good news is that they don't need a straw.

Has anyone computed the number of man-hours and the labor cost in order to apprehend one person? And was that person a worst-of-the-worst criminal? Were they even undocumented or were they able to prove their status later? Cost per apprehension was what helped scrub SB1070 in AZ.

The more conservative my friends are, the more they believe that Clinton and Dems are the real Epstein scandal. They don't believe me when I tell them that I want them ALL locked up. Release the files and let's all dance in the sunlight.

"My gut is never wrong" says the guy ordered to pay whopping $1.4B for being unreasonably wrong.

Wouldn't that be a 300% drop in ratings, using Trump math?

What's he got planned for New Year's Day? Kicking some kittens through a fan?

So let’s get this straight: Trump’s DOJ buried Epstein’s crimes but kept flight logs on Julie K. Brown, the reporter who exposed them. Her 2019 American Airlines booking shows up in the files. That’s not a data glitch or an oversight.

"Fascist turducken" wins the internet for today.

Operating as a Russian agent without registration. But the gov't is way more concerned that landscapers and car washers might influence our democracy.

Can someone please respond to Stephen Miller with this message from Frank Sinatra?

Another round of what we had, what we could have had, and what we're suffering under.

"Stephen Colbert is a pathetic trainwreck, with no talent or anything else necessary for show business success." EMMY AWARDS: Stephen Colbert: 11 Donald Trump: Zero

Mark this day: the justice department resorts to playground name-calling on social media on Christmas Eve.

Who did this? Thank you and merry Christmas!

I'm so glad they pictured it before his name was added!

Calling for executions while also withdrawing protection is a recipe for assassinations. How is this honoring the memory of Charlie Kirk?

When we discover more conservatives who were involved in trafficking and protected for years, will you agree to give women rights over their own bodies? Science- based healthcare? Equal pay and legal rights? Your apology means nothing if you keep voting to keep women powerless.

Isn't honoring their sacrifices and commitments from WWII by defending Europe honoring them? If you want to financially honor their hard work, how about funding Medicare? Or veterans' benefits?

“These men risked their lives to speak with us. We have a moral and professional obligation to the sources who entrusted us with their stories. Abandoning them now is a betrayal of the most basic tenet of journalism: giving voice to the voiceless.”

MAGA as free thinkers is code for sheep that use ivermectin as a cure for everything.

These are the people getting pardons while hard working, law-abiding non-citizens get deported to torture prison camps.

Gender affirming procedure. Also, she's already too old to appeal to GOP and MAGA.

Tariffs are being collected; Trump is bragging about the riches from tariffs. Dems have to make it CLEAR that tariff money is coming from Americans' pockets. Dems need to publicize a running tally of how much the average American has paid to date under Trump's tariffs, like the debt clock.

We put Putin's 19 December speech next to Hitler's 1939 Reichstag address. Seven steps. Same sequence. Same wording. "I wanted peace." "They rejected everything." "I was forced to act."

By that math, my health insurance was 1900% lower under Biden. It's up 1900% now under Trump.

He's admitting that he doesn't find normal, age-appropriate women to be attractive. He's only attracted to much younger women. He's used power and money to cultivate that attraction for decades.

An advertisement for Sharpie, the president's favorite brand of pen.

They should've known they'd need to wear their kneepads.

So after Trump has hurt people with tariffs, he'll remove or lower them, and they'll be so grateful for the relief that they'll vote for his agenda again?!? Dems have to message better in 2026.

Republicans trying to project emotions onto Democrats is the foundation of their communication. If it doesn't work on Democrats, it never fails to work on MAGA.

Which is precisely why they were hired. Narcissists spend more energy on image management than on actual work. This is who Trump is, and who Trump chooses. Their job is to manage Trump's image.

Trump: “One year ago, our country was dead!” The Economist, one year ago:

They've removed law enforcement agents from investigating actual crimes against children for immigration enforcement. Republikkkans have a type, and it's extremely young and vulnerable.

I find it ironic that Republicans can't stand for Charlie Kirk's words to be repeated and argue that they are taken out of context, while Rob Reiner's words can be repeated with or without context without insulting people (other than Trump).

This makes it clear that if it were anyone else, the dementia would be glaringly obvious.

Are these the "machine gun" lips? I think maybe the barrel is rusting or corroding or something. She needs cosmetic surgery because at 28 she's already more than a decade too old for the average Republican politician.

What we had, what we could have had, and what we're fighting against. (Reissued to include Biden's response. For full alt text, please see quoted post as well.)

Editor in Chief of Christianity Today Magazine 👇🏽

What we had, what we could have had, and what we are currently fighting against.

“Pete, when you start using the U.S. Navy as your personal minibar, it’s time to talk.”

That day I shook too many hands.

He is "literally constantly" shaking hands? So he's shaking hands while he's on the golf course? And he still wins golf tournaments with only one hand? Is he also shaking hands 600% of the time? Come off the hyperbole. Some of us took math in school.

OMG, I love this bra, er, bar name.

We are in the process of changing our definitions of terrorism to include brown and black people, and anyone who disagrees with us.

If you leave the room when oversight is being conducted by the people who write the checks, you don't deserve the job. If a CEO walked out on their responsibilities, they'd be fired. If this is indeed a meritocracy, start meriting.

They're counting on victim anonymity to get away with their crimes. Live receipts are hard to answer to. If we don't care for veterans in the country they fought for, then we have failed to keep the inherent promise we made with them.

He just described the ACA.

Sundowning much?