Girls go to Saturn, their ass to enfattern

Y’all ever been hot to trot?

Was thinking about going gentle into that good night later unless someone has something to say about it

Should I post my face?

The lion is starting to get a little concerned

The only black hole I’m worried about is Trumps uh president stuff

look personally i agree the earth is likely round, but we gotta meet these flat earthers where they're at ok? so our official position is now that the earth is a cube and we're working on taking a buncha rights away from people who still insist it's round. see, it's called coalition building,

Hey man quick question: is having money good or bad?

Is there enough ketamine in the world to fix Elon Musk?

My password wasn’t strong enough… I wasn’t strong enough

Cool man yeah, I haven’t personally encountered that type of thing yet but when I do I’ll be sure to get real mad about it

They should bring back slapping at the Oscars

You guys wouldn’t believe the thing I just made up

The Sound of Music first half: beautiful musical about a charming woman bringing music and love back into a grieving home Second half: oh shit, nazis!!

Mery chris

Happy Black Friday. All those sales are fake, you’re paying the same amount you’d be paying any other time of the year

Have you considered going by your middle name?

Tv different now. Used to 22 episodes. Now 8 bad. Simpsons Seinfeld Sopranos

Just made a sandwich but it didn’t fix my life or anything

This line for the bathroom is ridiculous

Unprecedented levels of down bad

Hey fellas, we still tucking our t-shirts in or are we done with that?

Hello, I just immigrated here from twitter. What stupid bullshit do you guys talk about all day?