As Labour activists head to party conference, they're faced with a choice. If Stumbling Starmer doesn't pick up his feats, the Mayor with the Hair will be coming for him: www.mirror.co.uk/news/politic...

'Andy Burnham's not the Messiah - he's just a very promising boy' As Labour wonders whether it's time to ditch stumbling Keir Starmer, my bit on whether the King of the North is really the rightful heir to the throne: www.mirror.co.uk/news/politic...

Politics Live spent 8+mins on Reform's ILR empty dogwhistle, Mihnea Cuibus @migobs.bsky.social: - Reform haven't made clear - don't know what Reform would do - much about it we/also/simply/we don't know - don't have a lot of details Susie Boniface @fleetstreetfox.bsky.social: armpit rubbish ✅

I see Captain Binjuice is at it again. Here's his secret: www.mirror.co.uk/news/politic...

Q: What more does Prince Andrew have to do to be cancelled? A: So long as he doesn't write a book, he's golden. www.mirror.co.uk/news/royals/...

but how does this impact on the cost of shopping this week?

JFC who next

'The eyebrows of a wise old Labrador, the familiarity of a family car, and the edge of an illicit teacher crush. He makes Nigel Farage look like a nicotine-stained golf club pipsqueak, but voting for a PM isn't the same as picking a fave on Strictly.' www.mirror.co.uk/news/politic...

Nigel's problem with freedom of speech is that when it is directed at him he hates it, and when he directs it at others they must accept it. It's one freedom for him and his chums, and a gag for the rest; cancellation for upsetting snowflake bigots. www.mirror.co.uk/news/politic...

*Mrs Merton voice* What could have convinced the unprepossessing Prime Minister Sir Keir Starmer to make friend-of-a-paedophile Peter Mandelson his go-between with the friend-of-a-paedophile Donald Trump? fleetstreetfox.substack.com/p/the-many-t...

Voting for Nigel Farage would be like putting a Labubu in charge' As the Reform leader surges in popularity, my bit on why his infantile thinking and creepy menace make him a terrible candidate for Prime Minister: www.mirror.co.uk/news/politic...

This is Angela Rayner's real crime: www.mirror.co.uk/news/politic...

"The so-called summit will involve Harry popping in and out of a palace quicker than a Deliveroo driver, then getting on a private plane clutching his emotional support chicken to rush home and comfort a wife triggered by headlines she wasn't part of." www.mirror.co.uk/news/royals/...

If Rylan were to find himself in Iran or Afghanistan, where the majority of asylum seekers come from, he'd be thrown off a building in minutes. Why does he have a problem with young men who want the comfort of human rights? fleetstreetfox.substack.com/p/something-...

‘They’ are the ones pulling your strings, normalising comparisons between races and religions, making xenophobia socially-acceptable by calling it patriotism, and ‘They’ are the ones who have made the Far Right stronger than it’s ever been before in our lifetimes. open.substack.com/pub/fleetstr...

BREAKING: Two police forces are now reviewing evidence of the #NukedBlood scandal. The Met is in discussions with Thames Valley Police over its major crime review of allegations that the MoD covered up radiation experiments on troops. FULL STORY: www.mirror.co.uk/news/uk-news...

Sometimes it feels like we're in an asylum, rather than just talking about it: open.substack.com/pub/fleetstr...

BREAKING: Police launch 'major crime review' into evidence of #NukedBlood radiation experiments on troops. Full story: www.mirror.co.uk/news/politic...

It's school, not skin colour, that dictates how likely you are to go to jail. Just look at talentless, persistently-absent, achievement-free grifter Nigel Farage, who wouldn't be on Question Time if he was black, or actually knew what he was talking about. www.mirror.co.uk/news/politic...

Liverpool, a town where Labour used to weigh the votes not count them, now has the least number of Labour-voting football supporters in the country. You now need a microscope to spot the majority. This might just be the biggest own goal of all time. www.mirror.co.uk/news/politic...

EXC: Boris Johnson has been named as a potential witness to a criminal cover-up at the heart of the British state. The former PM's name appears, alongside others, in evidence handed to police. Detectives are now considering a full investigation. www.mirror.co.uk/news/politic...

"Keir Starmer was furious, and so he should be - he'd been made to look a right prat."

Sorry Keir Starmer - there's something a lot more terrifying than Palestine Action, and you seem to be it. www.mirror.co.uk/news/politic...

Ministers have failed to deny UK troops were deliberately exposed to radiation during Cold War weapons tests. They still can't say if servicemen were used as nuclear "guinea pigs", 11mo after launching an internal review into the #NukedBlood Scandal. www.mirror.co.uk/news/politic...

Today marks 80yrs since the bombing of Japan, but no-one is covering what happened to the British victims of our own race for the Bomb. Nuclear veterans were exposed to 112x power of Hiroshima, experimented on, abandoned, and gaslit by governments. Never forget. #Nukedblood damned.mirror.co.uk

The latest Prince Harry PR masterclass: "I definitely didn't punch the guy we all thinks deserves it." www.mirror.co.uk/news/royals/...

If the men's team had the success of England's Lionesses, there'd be a Bank Holiday and knighthoods. No matter how many times you smash the patriarchy, there's always more of it. www.mirror.co.uk/news/uk-news...

Why doesn't Jeremy call his new party Palestine Inaction? It's certainly got a ring to it. mirror.co.uk/news/politics/jeremy-corbyns-new-party-could-35617088

JFC. 2025 and this kind of abuse is still going on. www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-6861...

It seems like the Brits cannot elect a decent Prime Minister anymore.

MPs have heard an impassioned plea for ministers to reveal evidence they have uncovered of human radiation experiments on troops. www.mirror.co.uk/news/politic...

Keir Starmer accused of ignoring veterans for a year as #NukedBlood Scandal grows. 50 veterans have died waiting for justice on his watch. www.mirror.co.uk/news/politic...

Without immediate intervention, the last reporters in Gaza will die.

EXC: Ministers face £5bn #NukedBlood bill as they refuse to reveal evidence uncovered by officials about unethical human radiation experiments on troops.. It comes a week after a £7bn data leak - and this time, there's no superinjunction to hide behind. www.mirror.co.uk/news/politic...

Dear middle-aged men: your time is up. Cooking isn't supposed to be perfect, but it does need to be edible. And a younger man would simply have said 'sorry'. www.mirror.co.uk/news/politic...

Dear middle-aged men: your time is up. Cooking isn't supposed to be perfect, but it does need to be edible. And a younger man would simply have said 'sorry'. www.mirror.co.uk/news/politic...

EXC: Donald Trump has handed his nuclear veterans a $5billion compensation package - while Keir Starmer ignores his own heroes in the UK. www.mirror.co.uk/news/politic... #nukedblood

London Mayor @london.gov.uk Sadiq Khan has thrown his weight behind an investigation of alleged crimes against veterans of nuclear weapons testing www.mirror.co.uk/news/politic...

Trump's ear is all better, but his Messiah complex is not. 'One year after he was shot, Donald Trump has built a private army' www.mirror.co.uk/news/politic...

Susie Boniface, @fleetstreetfox.bsky.social, did a feature about the piss poor broadband a few years ago, still online - reboot.mirror.co.uk

Ex-Masterchef trouser-dropper Gregg Wallace has managed something no other human can. He can turn autism off and on again! fleetstreetfox.substack.com/p/gregg-wall...

There is one thing lacking from Keir Starmer's plan to stop small boat migrants. Reality. www.mirror.co.uk/news/politic...

I want to know how they found the whale poo.

French President Emmanuel Macron has paid £77m to victims of French nuclear weapons testing, while Keir Starmer has "ghosted" his own veterans. www.mirror.co.uk/news/politic... #nukedblood

Baroness Helen Newlove has urged police to investigate the Nuked Blood Scandal and allegations of a criminal cover-up of radiation experiments on British troops www.mirror.co.uk/news/politic...

Baroness Helen Newlove has urged police to investigate the Nuked Blood Scandal and allegations of a criminal cover-up of radiation experiments on British troops www.mirror.co.uk/news/politic...

Corbyn: Voted so many times against his own Labour government, he might as well have been a Tory, Was incapable of cooperating with anyone to fight Brexit Made the lying toad Johnson look like a safer choice to run the country and handed him a massive majority. And now seeking to damage Labour.

Imagine a party. It's not going well... 'What Jeremy Corbyn's new party means for Keir Starmer - and what he must do next' www.mirror.co.uk/news/politic...

Keir's second year: there will be no new donated suits, no Jeremy Corbyn (except on Question Time), and no money tree. There will, judging from recent history, be an over-abundance of air miles. www.mirror.co.uk/news/politic...

Armed Forces Minister Luke Pollard has said veteran families "suffered the consequences" of the #NukedBlood Scandal, but survivors are still waiting for full disclosure of 1.1m pages of evidence. www.mirror.co.uk/news/politic...