I tried to commit twink death but it turns out he’s a revenant, just my luck

How about some audience participation? I’m shy to be seen dressed down (sloppy country boy style) in public. So if you like this video, and like this look on me, how about making this video a favourite and making sure it gets shared around. Exhibit me! Embarrass me! Haze me! Have yer fun with me!

Fore and aft

Lower body day at the gym 💪🏻😜🍑 Who wants to give a massage? 🍆💦🍑

I feel like I probably already know the answer to this but why are there so many fucking ads for psoriasis drugs on American TV, are the pharmas working on, like, anything else? At all?

The market

Getting dressed for an office day in prettiest little village Chipotlewave did ever build

When you crash, when you burn, when you fall apart I’ll be there in the crowd, making finger hearts Don’t forget, now you’re one of us One of the rest, the rest, the rest

Guys I am sorry to report that Redmond is not great

Tummy Tuesday, or maybe Softie God, What Day Is It Even

updated for the modern times

On my way to Redmond (for werk)

Your boy is caged for the day.

Happy interdependence day

¿un intérprete debe recordar todo lo que oye?

Power bottom stretching 2: Hero's Pose Thunder thighs ain't gonna stop me

Will this 40-something man who goes for gainers but can’t notch a single day’s calorie surplus for himself manage to introduce macro tracking into his routine without giving himself a mental illness? Find out next week on Unrelatable Problems.

Slutwear 2012

Spinning poi for hope and joy

Trans rights are human rights always and forever.

witnessing the birth of a new all timer post is such a beautiful thing

Summer light is here again

Overhearing “You have to go upstairs for a decent bottle of Rosé” in a very gay, very thick northern English accent may be one of the funniest fucking things I’ve ever heard 😍

Tickled at how the Brits pronounce “urinal”

Plant dad

Getting a drink on Canal Street

kabuum. I’m in Manchester.

Month of manifesting 🙏🏼📿

Before the house rave

That night out in Chicago was a blur

Reminding myself that I can tie a gote

Good set of records on display today

I feel like I take this very severe look in my pictures that really overpromises relative to my fundamentally goofy personality. If you’re into it though I will do some very sinister things to you once you’ve consented to being put in a position where you can’t say no.

💧🚬

You gonna rest up and recover this weekend champ?

Honeybum feeling naughty >:3

Please Use AI

Apropos of nothing I’m delighted with this Korean dubstep girlie who rented a hanbok, carried her deck into Gyeongbokgung Palace with her cameraman, picked a corner to sit down at, and is vibing the fuck out spinning a liquid dnb set for youtube.

Big ol' Jól hitting the weights 💪🏾🐺

ok

Every pull of the #pawprint from #DG-Lab shocks the plugged ass of my slave @tomgear.bsky.social! After a while in this electro controlled stress position it was time for an additional sensation. Apparently, my slave seems to like the combination of cock stimulation and pain in the ass. Sound on!

I will fuck up some good cut fruit

4K followers is more than 3K! Thanks dudes.

Me and @bossdoggsf.bsky.social after a session, so you know it’s all in good fun

You know you're doing it right when you need strange poses to get your massive arms in frame