Been a hot minute since I've been transphobia'd at work but holy hell does it suck

Mercury is in the microwave and that bitch is wrapped in tin foil

Changed my hair again again.

Sangria Spring, baby (its still February)

New hair. Kiss me.

RIP Grandma B 💖

Trying out this new kink where I vacuum-seal myself in marinade and then lay in the freezer...I call it Leadbettering

If happenings could stop happening that'd be like real happening

When you do 150mg of edibles because you think you're on a day off and then there's a call in at work

Store speaker: "Attention employees and customers, we've got a dumb bitch in the Rosè aisle"

A lobotomy designed only to correct your brain so that way you don't hear "my wife" like Borat every single time

Whoever made Hickory Sticks clearly wanted to make the best snack ever that's the most annoying thing to eat

You're right these pretzels are kind of making me a bit thirsty, why do you keep saying it like that?

Mentally, I'm here

Tell me I'm pretty (choke me and spit in my mouth)

Rosé Rosé *said like Jim Lahey singing 'Propane, Propane'*

She could fix me

When the body dysphoria sinks in

Remembering that time in 2022 when I went to the walk-in clinic and they had a broken Mortal Kombat arcade cabinet in the waiting room

Day 10/12 of my work-week has me feeling very Dingpot

Having a hard day but I've got my cold brew sippy and a brownie so not everything is horrific

Weather Report: Slop City

She's a 10 but she smokes out of a dirty ass bong and hasn't washed her makeup brushes in weeks

Sorry, its the hormones

The Four Horsemen

Sad girl at work on her only day off this week. I miss friends.

Sometimes you open up Pockys upside down and then you gotta pull 'em out the brown way

Is Occams Razor for sensitive skin?

Come Back To Me (Back In Stock)

Sitting here at nearly 6pm drinking black cold brew and my therapist told me I shouldn't drink caffeine past 4pm but she also told me that disassociating and watching hours of Iron Chef isn't a proper coping mechanism so I don't think she entirely knows what she's talking about

It's soup season (wanting someone to hit me in the back of the head with a can of soup)

Not my house, but I know my way around

Modern celebrity names are so beyond me that I'll see something on my body wash bottle like 'Bagno Schiuma' and think oh isn't that one of the Stranger Things kids.

Me: "I always budget out $200 for therapy" Therapist: "But our sessions are only $170" Me: "Weekend wine is also budgeted for therapy"

Top Gear is a car show in the same way that Guys Grocery Games is a cooking show

All I'm saying is the world went to hell when we stopped doing crabcore

Sometimes my derealization disorder makes me feel like everything is a warped version of reality and then I eat a pierogi and I'm like "nah this is too good to not be real"

Being at a WalMart on a Sunday afternoon is one of the stages of hell

There should be a version of Kane called Grain and they should call him 'The Big Bread Machine'.

Me, watching Wrestle Kingdom with all the other dolls I know who like wrestling

It's that time of the year again...where we get up at 1:30 AM, do mass amounts of edibles and see if we make it to the main event #WrestleKingdom20

Late 90s wrestling was friggin wild

Stuck at a job and the fact that I have to work while looking this cute is transphobia at its finest

My sleep paralysis demon is the snare drum from St. Anger

Wrestling is cool, dude.

The plural form of ponytail is pigtails

Hitman is an occupation simulator