Felt cute today. Someone should buy me a drink.

Call her bucket the way she's meant to be filled

The world really went to shit when we all stopped party rockin'

Todays thought: （ ͜.人 ͜.）

Like I appreciate when people use metaphors to describe pain but like no, laser hair removal doesn't feel like rubber bands snapping on your face it feels like getting zapped in the face by a fuggin laser

Wearing tights AND a onesie has to be one of the levels of hell

Alopecia sucks but it's fun when the vet assistant asks you "who did your hair" and you get to say Amazon.ca

Of course the Women's Hockey League trophy is called Walter. Women can't have anything to themselves.

Rare moment of actually feeling cute for once

The face of a girl whos estrogen levels are close to her cholesterol levels (she has slightly high cholesterol)

My partner found a tick on her and there truly are benefits to having alopecia

Day drinking rosé and playing Mystical Ninja will fix me (It won't)

Kids these days won't understand 'download more RAM'

If Canada goes to Eurovision next year they better send someone like Broken Social Scene or something wild like that

Passively suicidal? Please. I hardly pass.

How many filters does it take to get to the center of my dysphoria? (Said like the Tootsie Pop thing)

Would love to see Mick as like a walking narrator-type that is always backstage but shows up to help progress stories.

Gaining weight wouldn't be an issue if my tits actually got the goddamn memo

Back at a job (*derogatory) after taking a week and a half off

After three years on HRT, she finally booked her first laser hair removal appointment

What the fuck

Yearning

girl are you tinnitus because you're always in my head

The face of a girl who chipped her tooth on a Tim Hortons chicken wrap

This new phone is MESSING WITH MY SELFIE GAME

New phone is great but dang it why do all these new phones do stupid image post-processing without giving you an option to turn off

Was looking up a gimmick tag team from WWE and why was this in the related searches list

Got a new phone (Motorola RAZR) and after being a Blackberry girlie for so much of her life I realized normal phones are so boring to me and I simply cannot live without a fun gimmick phone

She left the apartment. Please clap.

Fuck, everyone's gonna get the hentai virus aren't we

My city is under a boil water advisory and my stoner brain panicked about all the ways I couldn't get McDonalds Chicken Snack Wraps but then I was like "wait a minute" and now I'm eating McDonalds Chicken Snack Wraps.

The dude who named Red Delicious apples must have been so fkn smug

I know I've gained weight, but come on

Me, trying to cook

Was in the Italian bakery and stimming my ass off going "Bruschotti" in my head

Groups of months, even

A white noise machine but it just produces this sound

Me, to childhood me, teenager me and also adult me, when I'm watching attitude-era WWF and I'm marking out over Test and then I realize I got worked all of these years by the Test/Stephanie storyline and they weren't even a couple!

I think i need to begin a new and excitingly different adventure

Heard birds chirping outside my windows at 5am for the first time in months and I started crying like a little bitch

Electric Callboy is like if a metalcore band was a boy band and it scratches itches I didn't know existed (the screamer is an absolute hunk)