when you’re really into the band so you get to the venue early enough to get a spot down front but you’re tall and feel bad about blocking other people so you keep telling short people they should get in front of you and by the headliner’s second song you have migrated 2/3 of the way back to the bar

Amazing Emergency Naked Ride. Here’s the moment thousands of riders rolled through the protests at the ICE facility and cheers erupted. 😮💯

Today in the war ravaged hellscape of Portland I witnessed hundreds of people running through downtown, fleeing with only the clothes on their backs. Oh, wait. Nevermind, that was just the Portland Marathon.

War-ravaged Portland

Now that Antifa has been declared a major terrorist organization, will the Feds be rounded up the WWII veterans who served in Europe? They waged armed war against fascism!

Strange times when I find myself agreeing with Rand Paul….

Among other things, I’m looking forward to having a President who realizes that it’s inappropriate for the President to wear a baseball cap unless they’re throwing out the ceremonial first pitch at an MLB season opener.

🚨BREAKING: Two members of the Fulton County, Georgia Board of Commissioners defied a court order and blocked the appointment of two election deniers to the county board of elections. www.democracydocket.com/news-alerts/...

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Seriously, how are protesters in D.C. not walking around offering free Subway footlongs to the Feds and National Guardsmen occupying their city? Can we make that a thing?

I’m not sure the problem here is bad faith. The fascists were quite honest about being fascists. The problem is overrating the value of winning a debate with people who are much more interested in normalizing their ideas than persuading. www.offmessage.net/p/how-libera...

In the latest Superman film, Lois Lane and Clark Kent have a fight about what's more punk: edginess or kindness. The fate of something more than the mosh pit hangs in the balance.

There are only three stages remaining of the ten stages of genocide Trump is implementing on US immigrants who are not white or Christian.

To the “I voted for this” crowd: You voted for the guy who gutted the National Weather Service. Now we’ve got dead families and missing kids in Texas, because storm warnings didn’t go out in time. And he gutted FEMA so they can’t properly respond to disasters. That’s what you voted for?

In Washington protesters fighting to save their #Medicaid were arrested today. Story in next post/

This is becoming the standard line for Trump judicial nominees: All of them will say only that Congress "certified" the election, which translates from Polite Republican Lawyer as "Trump should have been reelected and only lost because of Democrat voter fraud" ballsandstrikes.org/nominations/...

After the Tree of Life massacre we went to shul and as we lined up to go through the metal detectors a huge crowd of Muslim folks stood outside with signs chanting their love and support for us. It was one of the most moving things I’ve ever seen and it’s a testament both these NYC communities.

Am I special or do y’all keep getting followed by a procession of young Chinese women with thirst trap profile pics who follow thousands of accounts but have never made a post?

My imagination isn’t good enough to make this stuff up. Earlier this week I’m having dinner at the bar outside of the airport in D.C. and eavesdropping on the barrage of phone calls the gentleman sitting next to me is having regarding a personnel issue at the Department of Defense. 1/

#NOKINGS Getting an early start in Catonsville, MD with enthusiastic support from passing traffic.

“No, no. We’re not a king,” Mr. Trump said. “We’re not a king at all, thank you very much.” He says, assuming the royal “we.”

@in-otter-news.bsky.social Otters go down the pub on the Oregon Coast! It’s for a good cause. A likely story…

Mountain biking is fun, but I only had one lap of fun in me today and the race was two laps long….

@booker.senate.gov Don’t even need to comment. Just signal boosting.

So Tesla sales are so bad that 47 is doing free advertising for them now?

Tadej crashes, comes back bloodied to win. So much grinta! Pidcock opts not to attack, sits up until Tadej recovers. So much class!

Slava Ukraini. I’m not a young man anymore. I wonder if the truth of how significantly Trump has been compromised by Putin will be exposed in my lifetime.

newrepublic.com/article/1914... When you’re Catholic and THE POPE kindly explains to you in front of the whole world that you got a fundamental teaching of your church very wrong. . . Maybe you should spend some time in self-reflection.

This is an actual quote from the Secretary of Housing and Urban Development justifying a newly enacted discriminatory policy with Biblical rather than Constitutional reasoning:

So am I just being paranoid, or does anyone else find it strangely coincidental that Trump has his first official contact with Putin on the day that a widely suspected Russian asset is installed as the Director of National Intelligence?

Anybody seen projections for how much all of the federal employees wrongful termination lawsuits are going to cost the American taxpayers to litigate and settle?

I do not obey in advance.

So the memo is rescinded. But the order, which was the sole subject of the memo and was blocked by court order, is NOT rescinded and will be enforced. According to the press secretary, this is being done to avoid confusion. Got it. Is there a spot for this on my Orwell bingo card?

I’d say “bluff called,” but I’m not sure how far the poker analogy works. At what point does he run out of chips?