NYG head coach Brian Kelly at his opening presser

BYU after losing to Texas Tech

God forbid we let Carson Beck have a hobby (throwing interceptions)

fanatics b-stock ass jersey

the Brian Kelly/returning where it started w/MSU feature's gonna be worst 3,000 words you've ever read

Food $200 Rent $800 balloons $14,000 someone who is good at the economy please help me budget this. my family is dying

Kelvin Sheppard's tasting sound tonight with a Found In A Menard's Parking Lot-ass secondary, you love to see it

ONE DAY DORE ANOTHER GAME ANOTHER COACH ANGRY LET’S WATCH THE MELTING OF MONSIEUR KELLY AND THOUGH HE MAKES A BILLION DIMES HE’LL PROBABLY LOSE TWO OTHER TIMES

Washington-michigan check-in

tired: mario cristobal's gonna screw up his time management wired: carson beck will never let him

Toney, Toney, Toney

Carts back in the cart corral, we're a nation of laws

If I had a nickel for every CFB program that tried fundraising with the saudis recently:

giving @gqmagazine.bsky.social's d'angelo profile a reread today www.gq.com/story/dangel...

Me enjoying the lions 4th down fuckery (all refs are cowards)

tired: the tarmac isn’t long enough Wired: cask of amontillado James Franklin under the new tarmac extension

tired: the tarmac isn’t long enough Wired: cask of amontillado James Franklin under the new tarmac extension

They can’t even generate an Asian coach face in CFB26, and you’re telling me:

WOODSHED FOOTBALL

We stan a petty king, Curt Cignetti

Kickstarter to turn Mike Gundy's house into oklahoma's nicest bass pro shop: www.zillow.com/homedetails/...

not beating the annoying allegations *doing podcast bits in public **s/o shutdown fullcast & quaid army, righteous kill

Patel and Bongino pulling into SLC youtu.be/TSq5gccIFyc...

Downside: both my teams lost this weekend Upside: being able to start the new @espnbillc.bsky.social/ @sethwickersham.bsky.social books:

area arsonist complains about smoke

Seniors who are freshmen, veternarians who are the Surgeon General—Louisiana is our *most-est* state

me when Syracuse/UConn goes to overtime

Steve Belichick trying/failing to stop TCU:

Alabama's gonna suplex Wisconsin through the earth's core (is that home-and-home an all-timer negative heat check?)

PHOEBE BRIDGERS: it feels like you played a lot more two-high last year STEVE SPAGNUOLO: that's right, phoebe

For @watchcabletv.bsky.social , the college football week 1 watch guide: www.cabletv.com/sports/colle... 🔹 Watch @ohiostatefb.bsky.social/Texas 🔹 AI Brian Kelly dreams of electric sheep 🔹 Mo Rocca will end you if you cross him #collegefootball #CFB #HookEm #GoBucks

Matsuzawa 🤝 me spending excessive time watching DIY videos on YouTube

We're so back 🥲

Houston & A&M's here for a good time / someone from Austin's annoying & into conspiracy theories, no lies here

For @watchcabletv.bsky.social, the 2025 college football coaching fan survey: www.cabletv.com/sports/colle... -Everyone's in on #ChapelBill -And maybe sleeping on UNLV -Who's getting fired first? #collegefootball #CFB #BillBelichick #UNC

Shake_That_Ass_Weird_Al (Offical).wav

*strong bad voice* “Homestar, you friggin —“

MÄCtion!

the @pablotorrefindsout.bsky.social / @pablo.show newsroom this week:

Mark Stoops being an out-of-the-blue hater:

For @watchcabletv.bsky.social, something that's never been done: a preseason college football list: www.cabletv.com/sports/colle... -Florida State (technically) in a top 10! -Legally, we have to mention Arch Manning -Consider Playoff Bert -Poor Syracuse #collegefootball #CFB

*in a rolling irish lilt* frosted wild berry pop tart

There's dozens of SLC-DTW riders (dozens!)

This is your periodic reminder that Hollywood has failed us by not doing a movie starring Johnson, Isaac, and Krumholtz as brothers.

Ahem

Who says no to more Freakazoid:

Sly & the family stone at woodstock, what an all timer: www.dailymotion.com/video/x1m5ws

PACERS WIN, TYRESE HALIBURTON