When the doink hits

Mike McDaniel, get ready to speak coney dog (please)

Take me back to God’s country (MST)

A Mario-ing’s afoot

FROGS www.youtube.com/shorts/i3zcs...

Saw Mike Leach & his family going through TSA Precheck at the SLC airport, an Air Raid coach never wastes time in all aspects of life

[extremely vin diesel family voice] “game. above. sports.”

see everyone on lions sky next year* *and put brad holmes in the VICE if we're picking up street linemen again next season

Kalen DeBoer get ready to speak

Zach Wilson, Weber State grad assistant/Draper Honda dealership owner's got even odds

If I had the wrong Michigan school here (and jesus, Sherrone)

When the 5K friends try to invite you to a marathon for the first time:

Every generation gets the groverhaus it deserves

me as a Jack White guy seeing all the JW respect on the lions timeline

He's at least six feet in this photo, I bet robert caro can hoop

giving all the energy to Kansei [youtube DIY king] matsuzawa here

when jameis and mike kafta are clowning you

1. my NC-based coworker had a pile of hot takes about the crunkleton's bougie-ness 2. montgomery, hudson, and beaufort crunkleton

surely, a player of Jaelen Phillips' caliber would've cost a lot at the trade deadline

NYG head coach Brian Kelly at his opening presser

BYU after losing to Texas Tech

God forbid we let Carson Beck have a hobby (throwing interceptions)

fanatics b-stock ass jersey

the Brian Kelly/returning where it started w/MSU feature's gonna be worst 3,000 words you've ever read

Food $200 Rent $800 balloons $14,000 someone who is good at the economy please help me budget this. my family is dying

Kelvin Sheppard's tasting sound tonight with a Found In A Menard's Parking Lot-ass secondary, you love to see it

ONE DAY DORE ANOTHER GAME ANOTHER COACH ANGRY LET’S WATCH THE MELTING OF MONSIEUR KELLY AND THOUGH HE MAKES A BILLION DIMES HE’LL PROBABLY LOSE TWO OTHER TIMES

Washington-michigan check-in

tired: mario cristobal's gonna screw up his time management wired: carson beck will never let him

Toney, Toney, Toney

Carts back in the cart corral, we're a nation of laws

If I had a nickel for every CFB program that tried fundraising with the saudis recently:

giving @gqmagazine.bsky.social's d'angelo profile a reread today www.gq.com/story/dangel...

Me enjoying the lions 4th down fuckery (all refs are cowards)

tired: the tarmac isn’t long enough Wired: cask of amontillado James Franklin under the new tarmac extension

tired: the tarmac isn’t long enough Wired: cask of amontillado James Franklin under the new tarmac extension

They can’t even generate an Asian coach face in CFB26, and you’re telling me:

WOODSHED FOOTBALL

We stan a petty king, Curt Cignetti

Kickstarter to turn Mike Gundy's house into oklahoma's nicest bass pro shop: www.zillow.com/homedetails/...

not beating the annoying allegations *doing podcast bits in public **s/o shutdown fullcast & quaid army, righteous kill

Patel and Bongino pulling into SLC youtu.be/TSq5gccIFyc...

Downside: both my teams lost this weekend Upside: being able to start the new @espnbillc.bsky.social/ @sethwickersham.bsky.social books:

area arsonist complains about smoke

Seniors who are freshmen, veternarians who are the Surgeon General—Louisiana is our *most-est* state

me when Syracuse/UConn goes to overtime

Steve Belichick trying/failing to stop TCU:

Alabama's gonna suplex Wisconsin through the earth's core (is that home-and-home an all-timer negative heat check?)