“Let’s start with the name. Paul McCartney literally means Paul, son of Cartney”

The unbearable sweetness of Greggs pizzas

So I’ve made another font, 22 years after I last released one. Very proud of this one. I’m hoping to release it in the summer - all depends on admin shenanigans though. But watch this space.

This is fab (as is the new album)

Back in Northern Ireland

95% of Twitter at the moment is just people posting ‘grok is this true’ over and over again

This made me laugh lots youtu.be/rY15PLImY3E

Absolutely loved Copenhagen. Flawless public transport, clean, chilled and relaxed vibe. Did my 50th parkrun too!

You know what Countdown needs? More shithousery. If a contestant is ten points ahead then choose nine consonants, that sort of thing

Loved @mikewozniak.bsky.social ‘s show last night in Belfast, especially the added bonus Welsh content! Gwych!

Some reverse nominative determinism there

Dusted off an old typeface experiment of mine, a horizontal contrast italic serif. Tidying it up and trying out a few uppercase letters. I'm starting to love it. It's weird but has the familiarity of old italics, so is surprisingly readable #typography

Did Teifi Marshes parkrun this morning and it was lovely

…yn berwi yn y car

“You’re not stuck in traffic, you ARE traffic” - Steve Winwood’s agent trying to boost his confidence

I can’t believe these figure skaters are doing their Wordles at the same time, no wonder they’re all falling over

Football commentators at BBC Winter Olympics planning meetings

Therapist: I need you to write letters to the people who have wronged you and then throw them into the fire. Me: Ok, but what do I do with the letters?

Still a bit rough and ready but I made a microsite for one of my typefaces llawen.andrewgraham.dev

Maybe the Milano Cortina logo was designed by a Metallica fan

This is the canonical plural by the way, NOT Deaths in Paradise

I like Death in Paradise but I reckon that sufficient Death in Paradises exist that you could feed them all into AI and it would generate infinite convincing Death in Paradises

I quite enjoyed Is This Thing On? despite it mostly being massive closeups of Will Arnett’s face

The best thing about watching Landscape Artist of the Year is not having etc

The worst thing about watching Portrait Artist of the Year is having to turn your TV clockwise 90 degrees

Why do people do hard drugs when Biscoff exists

I could never go on The Traitors. I am not staying up past midnight, Studio Lambert

One of the favourite things I do to look hilarious is to deliberately misunderstand ‘barista’ and ‘barrister’. It works either way too, that’s the beauty of this amazing popularity technique

You know how you listen to a song for decades, then all of a sudden you realise it’s an absolute stone cold banger? Well that’s just happened with Brass In Pocket

I am just 12 minutes into the first episode of The Rehearsal and it’s already just one jaw-dropping moment after another

If someone could explain the opening titles to The Graham Norton Show that’d be helpful

Anyway. Blwyddyn Newydd Dda pawb!

Did you know that if you put on Lord of The Rings on New Years Eve at 9:03pm and 38 seconds, but in a different room, you can avoid watching that bollocks

Absolute crisis as I have stuck a Lego sticker SLIGHTLY OFF-CENTRE

Carol of the Bells is an absolute fucking banger

Nadolig Llawen pawb!

I think you should text your crush. Fuck it. It’s Christmas x

So it’s finally happened, I’ve become the person who can’t find things in HMV

Grrr, Sky Sports Plus is down again

Imagine being the sort of prick who mistakes a roof tile for a book

Factors guys, factors

Your seasonal reminder that Quality Street chocolates are a cash-in on a hit play by J M Barrie, and used to feature the characters on the box. So a bit like people in 2100 buying 2.22 A Ghost Story chocolates every Christmas with Lily Allen on the tin. en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Quality...

I see Mozart hasn’t done a Spotify Wrapped thank you video this year, the ungrateful twat

😂😂😂🏴󠁧󠁢󠁷󠁬󠁳󠁿

I love the musicals of Hammersmith and Cityline

Sorry I’ve been busy lately, I’ve been learning to spell badly so that I can post on local Facebook groups

I’ve been getting into the work of Tim Robinson lately - The Chair Company and I Think You Should Leave. I don’t know why I love this sketch so much, but it just gets funnier with every watch youtu.be/Bz7tTdwEL1s?si

I see they’re not hanging off that unfinished round skyscraper this year #imaceleb

I’m a big fan of the typefaces of Rian Hughes so backing this project was a stupidly easy decision www.kickstarter.com/projects/ria...

If you’re wondering what a dystopian Home Alone would look like, then the new Running Man has you covered