jacob
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greedy-guts type Manchester, 🏳️🌈, he/him, 🍉
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Confirmed skinny thank you Gajep
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7 months ago
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I finished reading Wheel of Time. What the fuck do I do with my life now?
about 14 hours ago
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Parents’ original flight back from Maldives was via Oman, so they’ve had to cancel it. Flight today was overbooked and now they can’t leave until Saturday. I wish these were the sort of problems I had to deal with :)
1 day ago
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Ban over 70s from being anywhere in public between 0730-0900 and 1700-1900 I’m being so serious
3 days ago
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This temporary accommodation has full size mirrors
3 days ago
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Got my shit absolutely rocked whilst DMing this evening 🫨
4 days ago
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Iran is doing the world a great cultural service by removing Dubai ITV2 watchers everywhere found in floods of tears
6 days ago
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Haven’t been to the gym at all this week and I feel fantastic for it
8 days ago
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Lex
8 days ago
the people of gorton and denton waking up this morning
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Kate Garraway Enjoyer
8 days ago
And Matt Goodwin who DID NOT win
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Spoke to the physio and my arms are semi-fucked for a while :)
9 days ago
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I’m glad Marty Supreme lost all the awards, it was a dreadful film
11 days ago
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Gave up bc I felt like my arm was going to snap off
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12 days ago
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Overextended my shoulder in a scrum on Saturday and now at the gym I’m fighting for my life on the bench press
12 days ago
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I love DMing because I get to pretend to be a French banker for 30 minutes and be annoying
12 days ago
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Note to self, don’t blow a kiss to the opposition after you chop tackle them bc it makes them even angrier with you
14 days ago
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I’m knackered already, I’m now starting line up, and I drank a lot last night. My house of cards is becoming precarious
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14 days ago
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Does everyone else’s mother randomly send them money during the year with no explanation or is mine jsut insane (in a good way?)
15 days ago
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7 hours of rugby training and games tomorrow. I may perish
15 days ago
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Jsut remembered I’m seeing Florence and the Machine Later
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15 days ago
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I had mine with smoked salmon and vegan cream cheese, take that fuckers
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17 days ago
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Year of the what?
18 days ago
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Now why did Emerald Fennell make Isabella into such a FREAK?
18 days ago
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I’m so bored of short people in the gym leaving the machines on insanely tiny configurations such that when I go to use them I have to become a contortionist
19 days ago
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Thought Keiran was trying to describe some Japanese cleaning technique over voicenote called Kimanagi. Turns out he was saying Kim and Aggie (which I have subsequently googled)
20 days ago
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We’re about to beat the fuck out of an escape room
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21 days ago
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KJ
21 days ago
A very fun day with my favourite Spartan ahead
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No misses in the new Charli album, incredibly solid piece of work
22 days ago
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Matt Smith (Dr Who) Alan Moore (Watchmen author) Francis Crick (DNA structure dicoverer) And about a million rugby players for England
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23 days ago
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Keiran’s making me Palestinian food 🥰
24 days ago
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Anyway I have big arms and she doesn’t so I win
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25 days ago
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Lady in the lift chatting shit about me to her friend in French. Babygirl I understood every word. Unrelated but I’ve just booked a haircut
25 days ago
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Dropping raw eggs into ramen makes an objectively delicious dish, but it does look like vomit :(
26 days ago
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I just lost a game of scrabble for the first time in years…
about 1 month ago
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No one: Zahirah Zapanta:
about 1 month ago
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Gym’s been going well recently
about 1 month ago
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Average Rishi Ramdani scene in Industry after season 3
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about 1 month ago
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The WASPIs lost again
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about 1 month ago
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Rugby is fun but it fucking hurts
about 1 month ago
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2.5 hours into a 3 hour mandatory AI training call and I’m ready to end everything
about 1 month ago
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Illiterate KPMG consultants:
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about 1 month ago
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The scene-cut in Industry to Yasmin eating the oyster was DIABOLICAL
about 1 month ago
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Accidentally did my injection into some (injection caused) scar tissue and it made a crunching sound and I buckled over in pain 🥰
about 1 month ago
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One of the many perks of having a tiny boyfriend is that you can jsut ragdoll him around for fun
about 1 month ago
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Facial hair should jsut stop growing at a point. Having to shave every few days for the rest of my life to not look like a troglodyte is killing me
about 2 months ago
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It'z Criz
about 2 months ago
Soooo… I’ve done a thing. What started as playing around with different tools and learning new tech, ended up being a “I had something usable” I shall introduce D_Crypto*, a decrypting game similar in a similar fashion to Wordle!
d-crypto.vercel.app
*It’s still pretty much in its infancy
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D_Crypto - Cryptography Learning Platform
Learn cryptography through interactive challenges and puzzles
https://d-crypto.vercel.app/
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D_CRYPTO 2026-01-19 [HARD] █░░░░░░░░░ 1 attempt d-crypto.vercel.app
about 2 months ago
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Times like this, when we’re potentially gearing up for a malicious trade war with the USA, that we really do look like fucking idiots for leaving the EU bloc
about 2 months ago
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Another day of generating value for the shareholders is it?
about 2 months ago
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Appears I’m entering my biannual sad boy era, bear with me for the next few weeks while my brain reboots
about 2 months ago
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Spent 30 minutes cleaning my rugby boots and they’re still muddy???
about 2 months ago
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