I finished reading Wheel of Time. What the fuck do I do with my life now?

Parents’ original flight back from Maldives was via Oman, so they’ve had to cancel it. Flight today was overbooked and now they can’t leave until Saturday. I wish these were the sort of problems I had to deal with :)

Ban over 70s from being anywhere in public between 0730-0900 and 1700-1900 I’m being so serious

This temporary accommodation has full size mirrors

Got my shit absolutely rocked whilst DMing this evening 🫨

Iran is doing the world a great cultural service by removing Dubai ITV2 watchers everywhere found in floods of tears

Haven’t been to the gym at all this week and I feel fantastic for it

the people of gorton and denton waking up this morning

And Matt Goodwin who DID NOT win

Spoke to the physio and my arms are semi-fucked for a while :)

I’m glad Marty Supreme lost all the awards, it was a dreadful film

Gave up bc I felt like my arm was going to snap off

Overextended my shoulder in a scrum on Saturday and now at the gym I’m fighting for my life on the bench press

I love DMing because I get to pretend to be a French banker for 30 minutes and be annoying

Note to self, don’t blow a kiss to the opposition after you chop tackle them bc it makes them even angrier with you

I’m knackered already, I’m now starting line up, and I drank a lot last night. My house of cards is becoming precarious

Does everyone else’s mother randomly send them money during the year with no explanation or is mine jsut insane (in a good way?)

7 hours of rugby training and games tomorrow. I may perish

Jsut remembered I’m seeing Florence and the Machine Later

I had mine with smoked salmon and vegan cream cheese, take that fuckers

Year of the what?

Now why did Emerald Fennell make Isabella into such a FREAK?

I’m so bored of short people in the gym leaving the machines on insanely tiny configurations such that when I go to use them I have to become a contortionist

Thought Keiran was trying to describe some Japanese cleaning technique over voicenote called Kimanagi. Turns out he was saying Kim and Aggie (which I have subsequently googled)

We’re about to beat the fuck out of an escape room

A very fun day with my favourite Spartan ahead

No misses in the new Charli album, incredibly solid piece of work

Matt Smith (Dr Who) Alan Moore (Watchmen author) Francis Crick (DNA structure dicoverer) And about a million rugby players for England

Keiran’s making me Palestinian food 🥰

Anyway I have big arms and she doesn’t so I win

Lady in the lift chatting shit about me to her friend in French. Babygirl I understood every word. Unrelated but I’ve just booked a haircut

Dropping raw eggs into ramen makes an objectively delicious dish, but it does look like vomit :(

I just lost a game of scrabble for the first time in years…

No one: Zahirah Zapanta:

Gym’s been going well recently

Average Rishi Ramdani scene in Industry after season 3

The WASPIs lost again

Rugby is fun but it fucking hurts

2.5 hours into a 3 hour mandatory AI training call and I’m ready to end everything

Illiterate KPMG consultants:

The scene-cut in Industry to Yasmin eating the oyster was DIABOLICAL

Accidentally did my injection into some (injection caused) scar tissue and it made a crunching sound and I buckled over in pain 🥰

One of the many perks of having a tiny boyfriend is that you can jsut ragdoll him around for fun

Facial hair should jsut stop growing at a point. Having to shave every few days for the rest of my life to not look like a troglodyte is killing me

Soooo… I’ve done a thing. What started as playing around with different tools and learning new tech, ended up being a “I had something usable” I shall introduce D_Crypto*, a decrypting game similar in a similar fashion to Wordle! d-crypto.vercel.app *It’s still pretty much in its infancy

D_CRYPTO 2026-01-19 [HARD] █░░░░░░░░░ 1 attempt d-crypto.vercel.app

Times like this, when we’re potentially gearing up for a malicious trade war with the USA, that we really do look like fucking idiots for leaving the EU bloc

Another day of generating value for the shareholders is it?

Appears I’m entering my biannual sad boy era, bear with me for the next few weeks while my brain reboots

Spent 30 minutes cleaning my rugby boots and they’re still muddy???