Almost everyone in my section of the train carriage had a little nap during the journey this evening, like being at a slumber party

Well, I’m here

Have to go to London tomorrow for work

I have reevaluated Wingstop from a 1/5 to a 2.5/5. No further comments at this time x

Australia flights booked, they only had rewards upgrades on 1/4 legs which sucks but at least I know the final flight will be comfy

The amount of religious bullshit from the contestants in the latest episodes of Squid Game is making the show tedious to watch

The Incredibles 2 would be 100% improved if the twist villain wasn’t literally called Evil Endeavour, which ruins the plot 15 minutes in

Friction burns all over my face and ears from being rammed between two men’s legs repeatedly for 80 minutes

Got tired of laying about in my dark room so I’ve moved upstairs to lay about in the dark swimming pool instead

We absolutely smashed them 🙂‍↕️🙂‍↕️🙂‍↕️

Finally starting as a second row tomorrow and not being a sub/flanker. What a time to be alive

Lily Allen tickets NOT secured (Ticketmaster will pay for their crimes)

This man’s son tortures millennials for my entertainment, so what he says must be correct

Tram drivers having a little 10 minute convo on the platform, FUCKING MOVE IT

First Pepsi of the day at 1433, I have been craving this but I was too lazy to get one

@keiranjack.bsky.social and I did a solid Halloween costume this year so we had to take silly pics to show it

I like living in the city, but I have this overwhelming urge to pet the cows near my parents’ house and that’s jsut not possible

iPhone medication reminders are so aggressive, I will do it when I get to it now piss off

Sunset at 16:48, I stay winning

I view an invite to the Trafford Centre as a death threat

The new Lily Allen album is delightful

In a perpetual cycle of rugby training / game damaging my foot, and then it gets better within the week and at the next session it gets munched again

Solved one of those at-home escape rooms in under an hour. Sending my application off to become a trench coat wearing sleuth in the morning

I got a new phone so I had to test out the camera

Had to put my testosterone injections back to three times a week instead of two and it’s making my tummy sore all the time :(

Jane Fairfax and Emma should have settled it with a fistfight in the Highbury town hall

Can’t sleep and I keep thinking about how good Andor was

I’m the only one at Marina Abramović not dressed in all black with a bob cut

vs the photos I take of Keiran (I don’t know how to use a film camera properly)

My hummous got swapped out for caramelised onion hummous in the shopping delivery. This stuff is inedibly bad, I cannot see who the target audience is. It tastes like it’s gone off and it smells even worse (Two pots swapped, both in date, both the same so unlikely it was rancid)

I quite literally could not explain this game to anyone who hasn’t played it

Brat summer was kind of like our Weimar era when you look at the rise of facial during and since

Still impressed by the fella who got tackled next to me earlier and on his way down managed to kick me square in the sternum

I love voting no on everything in shareholder votes jsut to fuck with them

The oracle has deemed death by pear

No one asked but the new Taylor Swift album is egregiously dull. Not a single song making any sort of impression outside of being generic slow pop, they all blend together into a softly sung mush. Also ‘Actually Romantic’ is unnecessarily mean spirited. 1/5

can’t sleep because it’s too hot for a duvet but too cold for a blanket

Glad to be back in the UK actually where we have REAL Pepsi Max and not the awful Maltese Pepsi Max

Back in the UK

Lady in the airport lounge hasn’t cleared our table in ages, Keiran and I are sitting adjacent to a shrine to our gluttony

Jsut spent 30 minutes being the victim of an Uber driver’s Ed Sheeran only play list

Model UN but with fictional countries like Narnia and Israel

Is there reverse SAD? Now summer is ending and the weather is getting gloomy I feel so energised again

Lots of TikTok adverts for sperm quality testing lately. That’s what Keiran is for!

bugle thread x

Personally I would’ve given him big bara titties, but that’s just me

Gym and sauna done, now for 3 hours of uninterrupted BG3 HM with pals

Jsut watched Muriel’s Wedding for the first time. Very mean spirited film (yet hilarious)

I got new bed sheets and they’re so nice I’ve started napping more than once a day