party 4 u playing in Gong Cha, very queer Sunday for me

Last rugby game of the season done, I’m finally free to recover from 8 months of injuries I’ve been avoiding dealing with

TRT doctor loves to keep asking me if I want kids despite me telling him every time I’m a huge 🚬 One more query away from telling him I’ve tried but Keiran just refuses to get pregnant 🥰

My end-of-year review meeting is really cutting into my Elden Ring playing time

I am having to take all my AL in the second half of the year and that means I’ve now been stuck in the UK for 4 months straight. This is not good for the soul 🫨

Recent gym progress has been acceptable and I think swimming regularly is helping

POV: you jsut spent 4 hours clapping non-stop

Need a clever and subtle way to kill my downstairs neighbours without getting caught x

Knowingly going to the gym at a busy time and doing a workout that only uses the cable machine, needs taken outside and shot

I have 5.5 hours of back-to-back calls today. I haven’t eaten yet, barely stood up, I’m bored. Corporate life is not for me 🥰

Started reading up on thermodynamics and rapidly recalled why it was my was least favourite module at university. There is no joy to be derived from Gibbs Free Energy

How do I attune to my work laptop so I can become the true excel wizard I am?

Still thinking about that fuckass rock

Project Hail Mary, I went in not arsed and I left a better person 5/5

Ate an entire Easter egg and then swam 800m without spewing. Everyone clap please x

Get a boyfriend they said

Can always count on him to do something stupid and that’s easy money

I need NASA to get this KSP visual off the screen and stick the the onboard cams

Not to be a hater but I need Trump to crash the market again bc my put options are suffering 🥰

If the US leaves NATO we can finally establish PETO (pan-Eurasian) and invite China to turn Isle of Wight from desolate shithole into Hong Kong 2

I need Daft Punk to reform immediately. It’s the only way to stop the ceaseless expansion of misery that’s sweeping the world

A truly lovely Monday to not be at work

Almost free of this hellish bathroom in the temporary accommodation

Let him win because he’s had a difficult week 🥰

I hate making bread and yet I seem to be doing increasingly frequently

Spent 30 mins at work on a large call arguing about a single sentence in a 43 slide PowerPoint deck only to decide at the end we should make it bold. This job is so ???

Due to inflation I will be revising my policy of “if it’s less than £1 it’s free”, to “if it’s less than £5 it’s free”

NYT Wordle bot loves to say crap like: “Your guess of <<my guess>> was good, but a guess of <<actual answer>> would have been better!” Like yeah, no shit

First proper day of spring and I’ve had a lie in and been awoken by the sun. What a good time

I am fed up of living in this Airbnb with its tiny little mugs that hold 3 sips of coffee, and tiny little cups that hold a mouthful of water

this room is about 500C and I’m dying

My players didn’t immediately kill a key NPC this week so I’m counting it as a success

Predrinking before DMing so i am prepared to give the voice acting performance of my life

I really am not cut out to work, I need a mysterious and wealthy relative to enter the fray and take a shine to me

Update: fell asleep for almost 2 hours when I was meant to be working :)

I feel so stiff, like one of those poseable wire mannequins. Literally every movement is double effort

Leeds railway station having a Platform 0 is an affront to all things godly and normal

Jsut fully burst into tears on the train after finding out it was delayed. I’ve had the loveliest weekend playing rugby, but I’m so tired and everything hurts it jsut set me off in this big release. Going to have to kill myself for being so publicly human

Enya on the restaurant speakers at breakfast

I finished reading Wheel of Time. What the fuck do I do with my life now?

Parents’ original flight back from Maldives was via Oman, so they’ve had to cancel it. Flight today was overbooked and now they can’t leave until Saturday. I wish these were the sort of problems I had to deal with :)

Ban over 70s from being anywhere in public between 0730-0900 and 1700-1900 I’m being so serious

This temporary accommodation has full size mirrors

Got my shit absolutely rocked whilst DMing this evening 🫨

Iran is doing the world a great cultural service by removing Dubai ITV2 watchers everywhere found in floods of tears

Haven’t been to the gym at all this week and I feel fantastic for it

the people of gorton and denton waking up this morning

And Matt Goodwin who DID NOT win

Spoke to the physio and my arms are semi-fucked for a while :)

I’m glad Marty Supreme lost all the awards, it was a dreadful film