One of these days one of the cakes i bake I'm not even gonna slice; I'm just gonna go at it with a fork.

There's a fine line between Pikmin enemy and Pokémon design.

I am in fact pasture raised.

Why was the episode of Pokémon Lock delayed for like 3 months? Because I got a whole song and animated an anime intro for it. Why did I do this for a TTRPG? Because I wanted it to feel like a Saturday morning cartoon. youtu.be/KUdrT0kHUuk?...

You like ads? No? Me neither, so all my commission ads are MEMES. So yeah my commissions are open. Here's a price sheet thing sort of, or it says it on my Ko-fi. ko-fi.com/thevardener

It's so annoying being a completionist with a favorite game because like, I want to play Silksong but I've already done literally everything you can do in the game.

Me when I finalize the last touches of this fakemon before coming to a horrible realization:

It's a shame you're only supposed to take tums 2-3 at a time, they taste good.

I'm the GM and I think I did a pretty good job.

Photos taken moments before disaster: #silksong #hollowknight

In roughly 3 hours my Pokémon TTRPG Pokémon Lock airs. It's a few hours but not too long so, come and watch it if you want! youtu.be/aN8jPMTWum0?... And now for the tags that our marketing department likes me to put in these. #ttrpg #rpg #ptu #pokemonttrpg #pokemonlock #sequencebreak #ttrpgseries

For those excited to see Pokémon Lock episode 1 that comes out on friday, have a fun thing: #ttrpg #rpg #ptu #pokemonttrpg #pokemonlock #sequencebreak #ttrpgseries

I've worked on this region for over 4 years, now it's finally gonna see the light of day. I still remember Scarlet and Violet's announcement hoping it wouldn't be Greece to make all my prep work go down the drain. Plz watch if you want.

The cake I baked for my mom's birthday.

Alright my friend has finally sat me down to make me watch One Piece. Can't wait to meet Juan Peace.

I have returned from the depths of hell in tact. First one of my streams in a while, so I'm gonna be doing something nice easy and relaxing. Beating the hardest #Deltarune bosses hitless for no reason other than style points. www.twitch.tv/thevardener

When the deltarune session ends with the only people left awake at 3 AM barking in call.

Behold, how I replay #Deltarune. I have no regrets.

@sequencebreak.bsky.social meetings in a nutshell: At the start: "We should discuss what games we're going to run." "Yes, I have a few ideas, let's start." At the end: "So how much EXP would I get for fucking a dragon?" "Well it depends on if you're topping or bottoming."

I'm in this. I play John in a way that is apparently funny.

And surprising no one once again:

Tonight's shower thought: The #Deltarune fandom is so big that statistically, one person has in theory already predicted with 100% accuracy exactly how the game will end.

Mullets and pompadours are the inverse of each other.

Holy cow this is so cool! Quote my girlfriend "You've made it." This is so cool, I never thought one of my silly fakemon designs would get a fanmade... anything, ever, this has made my day.

It do be like that sometimes huh? #pokemon #tcgpocket #pokemontcgpocket

Conversation highlight of me and my girlfriend's late night chat: Courage the Cowardly Dog = ADHD Horror Invader Zim = Autistic Horror

Current stage of the #Pokemon #TCGPocket meta:

For anyone wondering how my #pokemon #tcgpocket spreadsheet that tells me the best pack to pull at any given time is going, it's going well.

My new fridge has a light for when you get water from it, but unlike my last one it's not automatic; you press an area of the fridge that's completely flat with a light icon. Luckily I can still tell when to pull my cup away in the dark, because by the time I've found the light my cup is full.

Pokémon and JoJo's Bizarre Adventure characters could swap places and it would fit entirely. Their character designs share DNA.

I am now 30.02% done with my shiny living dex. that's a little under 400 unique shiny pokemon, not counting duplicates.

My boyfriend's currently helping me finish my pokedex in Violet so I can hunt shinies. Started at under 50% complete we're sitting about 75%. he's hunting pokemon I need while my switch charges. Like a nerd <3 @thevardener.bsky.social #pokemon #shinyhunting #pokedex #relationshipgoals

Watching a video analyzing Shadow the Hedgehog when all I know about Sonic as a series is what you get from watching Sonic X when I was 8, playing Sonic and the Secret Rings, and seeing the first Sonic movie. I was slightly confused at him being an alagory for the antichrist, but only slightly.

The fan game of @gnoggin.net's fan region, Swirling Seasons just came out about an hour ago. This is the region that inspired me to do fakemon content at all. Needless to say, I'm very excited. I'm streaming it right now, come join if you like! www.twitch.tv/thevardener

Time for another #cobblemon stream, goin' around and finding some cool 'mons. Maybe I'll even build a house who knows! www.twitch.tv/thevardener

Doin' it again.

That relatable moment when it's 12:30 AM and you make a quasadilla but don't have any clean plates or place to cut it so you let it cool in your toaster oven and then just pick it up and start eating it whole. #relatable

Here's the Ultra Beast #fakemon I made on stream today. It's in theory part of the starter trio with Poipole. I'll say its concept origin on its evolution, and it's named after grapes, a wire frame, and sounds like "Green" to mirror how Poipole sounds like "Purple". #art #pokemon

After re-watching the @gnoggin.net videos about ultra beast origins and starter ideas, I have decided todays stream will be designing #fakemon, specifically ultra beast starters to mirror Poipole and Naganadel, because I love ultra beasts and #pokemon design philosophy. www.twitch.tv/thevardener

Time for another #cobblemon stream, hunting a cherry blossom grove. Will I find it? Who knows! I don't! www.twitch.tv/thevardener

I have issues. And those issues can only be solved by #shinyhunting slightly different colored #pokemon in #scarletandviolet. Right now. Live. www.twitch.tv/thevardener

Happy #PokemonDay! I'm doing a stream cus, it's the day, and I'm obsessed with #Pokemon. It's #Cobblemon. www.twitch.tv/thevardener

I'm robbin' graves and takin' names. www.twitch.tv/thevardener #cobblemon #minecraft #pokemon

I'm streaming the sequel to one of my favorite games, Shapez 2. Come watch me make shapes. www.twitch.tv/thevardener #stream #factorygame #shapez

Come join me while I DRAW! And SHINY HUNT! AT THE SAME TIME! www.twitch.tv/thevardener I am like an hour and a half late to posting this cus I forgor. #shinyhunt #art #drawingstream

Hello I do shiny hunting live now, come watch me look for the holy chicken. www.twitch.tv/thevardener #pokemon #shinyhunting #streaming

If I had a nickel for every Palkia ex cards I drew within the first 14 hours of the new set in #pokemon #tcgpocket, I'd have three nickels. And two of said nickels would be immersive nickels where you could go inside the nickel and talk to Thomas Jefferson.

My first coding teacher was amazing and I loved every class I had with him. That being said I wish he'd hammered home the need to comment my code because I only ever remember to start by the time I'm like 50 lines in and I've forgotten what the 12th line is. #gamedev

My girlfriend, like 2 minutes ago: *Stands in front of me, not letting me pass* Me: Yes? GF: *Stands for a few seconds silent* GF: *Kisses my nose* GF: *Naruto runs away* GF: *Refuses to elaborate*

Well because I'm out of state my new years goal has already failed since I cannot draw today. Unfortunately for me my autistic trait is being unable to start things and feel good about them unless I start them exactly on time so maybe next year lol.