*youth pastor voice* let me tell you about a cloud service that never has an outage

Didn't think the Forest job was a good idea for Ange to take, but woof that went south even faster than I would've predicted

Alex Pareene's 2017 piece remains one of the best called shots in recent political punditry www.splinter.com/charlottesvi...

Inside of Spurs there are two wolves: one loses against Wolves, the other draws against Wolves

Me, a rube: damn, ice cream is delicious; the world is full of wonder!

Mooching your brother-in-law's Disney Plus login is anti-fascist now

revealed preference is that many US elites prefer crony capitalism and promises of a mechanical god to science and innovation

What do you want to bet Kash Patel is also the first FBI Director to have owned a Female Body Inspector tshirt in his past?

The best cats have a little dog in them and the best dogs have a little cat in them. Thank you for listening to my Ted Talk.

There should be half as many soccer games and it should be illegal to have international breaks during club season.

"Goodnight and good like and subscribe." - Edward R. Murrow, if he were a video influencer instead of a golden age radio journalist

When someone completely deletes their online presence, they're either living their best life or on a downward spiral. No in between.

The Tottenham Supporters Trust putting out their official statement on Daniel Levy

When it really comes down to it, "emergency podcast" might be the funniest two-word phrase in the English language

I bet that guy who just got banned by Spurs feels really dumb today

Wouldn't be an international break if Tottenham wasn't laying an egg and derailing all momentum. Tradition!

Newsom doing the maximalist redistricting thing is great, everything else is a meh. Thank you for allowing me to take part in the discourse.

Not to go all proper football man, but preseason friendly North London Derbies are an abomination before god and man

True story: for several years my sister thought Jason Momoa's character on Game of Thrones was named "Karl Drogo"

You forget how bleak 1970s Birmingham, England probably was and then inventing the genre of heavy metal music to express it suddenly makes a lot of sense.

Midwestern Excellence

if you took a dementia test and thought it was an IQ test you failed both the dementia test and the IQ test

Scotty Pissen

Funny how the US has basically the government of Iran now: Supreme Leader who rules by decree, priestly council with token opposition that decides whether the decisions are okay or not on arcane scriptural grounds, and completely ceremonial legislature

Colds in the summer should be illegal

Bringing back 19th century intra-white racism

Yet again listening to Weezer's Blue album and thinking “favorite song on this album” ten straight times

“The guy with a history as a private security contractor in North Africa and the Middle East, who was affiliated with a far-right Christian nationalist church and had a list of 70 democrats to kill, was a far left democrat because he served on a bipartisan committee.”

no kings except the fellas in the group chat

My review of Andor season 2 is if Cassian Andor had heard Han Solo go "We're fine, we're all fine here" in A New Hope, he would've shot him on sight.

Still bothering me the commentators were riffing on Postecoglu's analogy of the third season of a TV show being better and couldn't think of a single one. Game of Thrones, The Wire, Parks & Rec, just off the top of my head. It's like they don't even have a crippling screen addiction, come on!

Work smarter, not harder

The lesson of the first half is that Tottenham players should play drunk every game

Greatest worst season of all time

COYMFS!

The Pope took the photo on the The Replacements’ Let It Be. The Pope broke up Tom Arnold and David Carr fighting across the street from the CC Club over some blow. The Pope and Prince met birding at Eloise Butler. The Pope was the sound guy for the first Doomtree Blowout at the Varsity.

As King, you may think that I'm an "elite." But you'd be wrong. The actual elites are the starving peasants making fun of me.

Fun to see how much the FA Cup means to the Palace fans. All the oil money in the world cannot buy actually feeling something like that.

David Brooks headlines, 2020-2025

Scientists have found that cuttlefish are actually Italian scienceblog.com/wildscience/...

Well on our way to an All England's Biggest Disappointing Clubs final in the Europa League after today

Hard to play soccer when you're wearing clown shoes

The American economy for at least the next two years