I didn’t watch the Joe Rogan interview with Pierre Pollievre because fuck those guys. I did, however, make the mistake of scanning through the comments beneath said video, and now I’m depressed.

Long time coming, but I’m finally getting sieges in Dwarf Fortress. I love that I’m no longer able to just weather every storm with a long enough trap hallway.

When AI starts destroying us, I wonder if they’ll still keep their cringe-y conversational quirks. Like “Ha! That’s actually a great observation that shows a lot of self awareness, but we’re still going to have to liquefy you and your loved ones to power the Biogobbler.”

One might argue that this year’s On Cinema Oscar Special wasn’t as dramatic as years past. While there weren’t any deaths, I think Tim’s on-camera ego death is potentially far more significant for the franchise than any literal death could ever be.

I’m pretty disappointed in how many people I know chose to watch the bourgeoisie spectacle of the Oscars instead of paying attention to real issues, like whether or not Gregg saw Wicked 2

My tactic of mostly following people who mention On Cinema or Dwarf Fortress in some capacity has led to a pretty vibrant feed populated by interesting people. Still always seconds away from deleting the app, though, as any sort of algorithmic scrolling tends to send me into a hate/sadness spiral.

when tim fell he called out for gregg first

Thanks for the great night everyone. Ima go back to posting once every couple of weeks. See you all in a year! #OnCinema

the fuck is up with Baxter #OnCinema

Any other Greggheads shaking in their boots right now? #OnCinema

Is his son literally dying in the chair right now?

Manuel and Betty Boop are both really good at The Michael Phenomenon

Always a sad moment when the On Cinema trivia starts looping.

5 more Casper movies starring 48-y-o Canadian legend, Devon Sawa?

Uh oh. I thought there was no booze on set.

$10 Tim's new son dies tonight. #OnCinema

That might be the angriest I've ever seen Joe Estevez.

I was honestly worried Joe might not show up. Why do I fret?

Mark keeps getting jobs and missing Oscar specials.

Based on the white rings hanging from Gregg's suit, those wings are FULLY ARTICULATED. #OnCinema #MichaelReboot

Gregg is going to resurrect On Cinema like Michael resurrected the dog #OCOS13

Gregg's "Michael" look is perfect for the final special.

Thanks to the On Cinema Oscar Special, we will be moving PAST movies. I say good.

Ooh we got the first official "tip of the hat."

Thank you NEW AND G! On Cinema

I figured the Doodle Dots would get a mention, but here the bastards are starting the show. #OnCinemaOscarSpecial #DoodleDots

Anyone having issues connecting to the On Cinema Oscar Special. Keep refreshing. When the page eventually loads, make sure you hit play.

WE ARE LIVE! On Cinema Oscar Special

Approaching the third time we're approaching the 6-minute mark in the On Cinema countdown. Three sixes... Could this be a message from Dad?

Ooh we made it past the 6-minute countdown mark this time.

My prediction for the On Cinema Oscar Special: New leads a tight and engaging show. Gregg provides expert analysis with flawless predictions. Mark crushes it with a string of impeccable and fresh celebrity impersonations. A perfectly executed final show, with nothing going wrong 🙌

Rewatching G “Dad” Amato’s funeral in anticipation of tonight’s On Cinema at the Cinema Oscar Special. 85 minutes!

I feel like the On Cinema community here has grown since last year. Got a lot of new people to follow.

Warning: I have Oscer Fever bad, so if you don’t want my movie expertise cluttering up your feed tonight, feel free to mute me for the next 24 hours while I engage with my On Cinema friends. #Christmasfortinseltown

We are 1 day away from Oscar.

I better start popping corn now if I’m going to be ready for the On Cinema Oscar Special.

Guys, Harvey Weinstein is having a really rough time in prison.

Maybe the dopiest thing about LLMs is how often they start a response with “Ha.”

I don’t give a shit how any CEO eats their company’s burger. Get better burgers from local restaurants please. They cost the same at this point.

Has Trump considered committing new sex crimes to distract from the old ones? So crazy it might work.

I don’t want to shade anyone who has done this in the past, but going forward: Writers, stop making your main characters writers please.

youtu.be/AricQxsDvkg?... Never thought I’d be getting Leonard Cohen vibes of a band called Tropical Fuck Storm.

Wait… is there an Olympic on right now?

A haiku: The hammer drill roars, Blows his thinning hair way back Like he’s on the lake.

I know the algorithm is just gonna do it’s thing, but why is Youtube pushing reactions to trailers more than the actual trailers? Jfc

Had a dream I got lippy with Elon Musk.

Forgot alt text. Go Scepters!