Kelela?!!!

CRANK IT!!! Unh

Someone on twitter said Taylor Swift is bigger than Kelela 💀

the twitter lib reaction to Ethel Cain is so reflective of how puritanical most Americans are. no one is coming to your home and flashing ethel cain's dick at you. nudity as an art form is millenia old and sexualizing all naked bodies is a Puritan invention that liberals internalized and propagate.

We live in an America where Slayyyter can have a top 40 album… maybe things will be okay after all (just kidding our empire is ending)

Finding out Ethel Cain has bigger balls then you on a Wednesday evening is crazy

Katseye gearing up to release a messy corny eurodance song

I can’t stop laughing

is there a ff7 rebirth mod where barret and dio kiss

Capcom... where is a new Asexual Attorney game...

Currently trying to send a signed vacation rental agreement to someone who apparently does not know how to open PDF files and keeps telling me I am sending him the unsigned version, which I am not

It’s still kinda crazy to me that the original intention for the Renaissance Tour was apparently to do a full opening set of ballads and THEN the full Renaissance setlist. This would’ve been like a 4 1/2 hour show 😭

Daydreaming about the Xi’an Famous Foods stir fried Liang Pi I will have for lunch…

Had to get over my disdain for Hollister when I saw this on sale for $30

Wait a minute… this is TEA

I forgot to state the obvious on here today, which is that Wor$t Girl in America is EXCELLENT

I miss when pop stars had to do full glam and choreo at 7:55 in the morning

AOC ever since she took that portrait

Really Real the best on Robyn’s album by a few miles but it was overall pretty good

I really want to know what beef Pitchfork has with Slayyyter because she’s not even on their list of TWELVE new albums today 😭 They didn’t review Starfucker either and I don’t think they’ve talked about any of the singles.

Sushi on Monday… dancing on Tuesday… karaoke Wednesday

She just found out Slayyyter’s album drops tomorrow

I still haven’t adjusted to Party 4 U being a song I hear in random public places

I was at Slayyyter’s first show ever and now she’s gonna have one of the most acclaimed albums of the year I’m so proud of my daughter

Notice how the entire Chappell drama is two parties of rich privileged people throwing a (hot) working class security guard under the bus...

his facial hair is ridiculous but overall he’s very hot so I’m on his side here

Genius users will never beat the slow allegations because how does this misread of a very obvious lyric have 24 upvotes

I’ve streamed Leak It so much that Flo can afford to pay that stylist now

THANK U @phaun.bsky.social

This being my husband last night regarding my April travel…

Someone at the gym is in their Senior Class Hoodie that just straight up used the Kenzo tiger design lol… I’m kinda jealous ngl

Jesus and The Three Wise Kings have followed each other on the Levantine

FLO activated the faggot in me today. STREAM LEAK IT!

I know Lara's listening to Leak It by FLO mad as hell that Hybe won't give Katseye a song like that 😭

idk if I even want to do anything for my birthday... Expedition 34 already chopped...

Not they got a Stan twitter gay to queen out in the filing

vinyl from slayyyter and t-shirt from @phaun.bsky.social have shipped... I'm winning

i identify as a low-hanging fruit

The fact that she’s acting like a total loser and making a fool of herself on social media is the best indication that her next album will be amazing

open world soulslike roguelite putt putt golf game

Finally got back to my Substack with some reviews of Gorillaz, Cobrah, and hemlocke springs! substack.com/@jayellicott...

El Guincho and Fakeguido selling the Hooligan beat to BTS

Twigs was definitely the most athletically impressive show I’ve ever seen. She did the Cellophane pole routine at the END of a 2+ hour set. She said “hit the gym fags.”

It’s interesting how two of my favorite hyperpop songs (“Alone” by Slayyyter and “Innuendo (I Get U)” by Underscores) are basically maximalist, aggressive takes on 2000s Britney Spears and Justin Timberlake, respectively.

Need Underscores and Ninajirachi to write and produce for Katseye…

Underscores randomly making a cracked-out Justin Timberlake album for no reason... I love that

Oh bitchhhh music.apple.com/us/album/187...

Every year my birthday is on April 20th and EVERY year my friend copies me by having his birthday the next day. The attention seeking and refusal to let me have my moment is honestly crazy.