Please, China, give this to Trump. By the end of the day, he'll be on life support.

Today, ping-pong. Tomorrow, the world. It's only a matter of time before the robots are given voice boxes to go, "Bwa-ha-ha-ha!" apnews.com/article/ai-t...

Buh-bye Pam Blondie...not that pedo protector, Todd Blanche, will be any better. He was the person that moved Epstein's accomplice, Ghislane Maxwell, to a cozy prison to ensure she stays silent. In the words of Peter Townshend: Meet the new boss Same as the old boss www.youtube.com/watch?v=BXrm...

You know your country sucks when your neighboring countries are telling the US to keep bombing you because you haven't been bombed enough. apnews.com/article/trum...

Taylor Swift is so modest that she hasn't mentioned that she is a time traveler.

I guess they wanted to do more than just break off a piece. www.reuters.com/business/thi...

Can we really call it green power? I think it's more brown than green. www.nutrientplatform.org/en/success-s...

Trump starts a war with Iran to shift the news away from the Epstein Files. Now he's talking about taking Cuba to move the narrative from his disastrous war with Iran. Who do we blow up next when that's a complete failure.

Did whiskey Pete run out of hair gel? apnews.com/article/hegs...

Trump has started attacking Iran. I'm pretty sure this isn't how to get the Nobel Peace Prize. Does this mean Trump is done attacking America? They're calling it “Operation Epic Fury.” They should call it "Operation Forget About Epstein."

There's nothing like threatening to attack a country at Trump's first Board of Peace meeting. apnews.com/article/iran...

We don't know what Bad Bunny said, because we'd never hire a Hispanic that understands Spanish, but we're pretty sure it was bad.

Not only did the worms come back to life after 46,000 years, but they reproduced. Imagine how hard it is for their kids to get their modern worm friends to believe their Mom is older than history. www.cbc.ca/radio/asitha...

Look at how much we're winning. Europe is spending more on their defense, but they're not buying American weapons. They're beefing up their defense industries. www.reuters.com/world/us-off...

JD Vance's half brother lost the mayoral race in Cincinnati, so no couch will be safe tonight. thehill.com/homenews/cam...

Boy, did I not get what was advertised...

@salgentile.bsky.social Not sure why you took down a DOE post. You might find this link useful. Some countries are getting as much as 98% of their power needs from renewable energy while the US is going backwards pushing fossil fuels. www.climatecouncil.org.au/11-countries...

Good luck in the zombie apocalypse trying to collect life insurance on the walking dead.

Cats would not enjoy being astronauts. In zero gravity, they cannot knock things off the table.

I'm so tired of websites sending me an email that a new device has logged into my account after they logged me out of it.

Because the US needs to make mass shootings easier. Imagine how tiring it is to have to keep pulling the trigger. www.nbcnews.com/politics/jus...

Trump is trampling capitalism and promoting socialism! apnews.com/article/trum...

Let's go back to pope fights. www.irishstar.com/news/us-news...

I saw a net ad for a puzzle store in my area with a going out of business sale. Looking up the store on Google for an address got me a store website which looked fishy. I asked Google if it was going out of business. I asked ChatGPT the same question. Neither recognized it as a scam. AI is a sucker!

@felicia.day Reagan explains why he reluctantly put a tariff on Japanese goods when they failed to honor an agreement and why tariffs are a bad policy in the long run. www.youtube.com/watch?v=VEtS...

This dumb ad thinks that's a banana!

Due to the high cost of eggs, I'll be hiding Faberge Eggs this Easter.

@mikescollins.bsky.social AI companies need to maintain logs of the sources used in their AI creations. For AI to create anything, it must draw from the copyrighted information scraped for it. Those draws can be documented and reviewed to determine how much is infringement vs. original.

Time gets it right. Trump is President Musk's PR guy.

Musk will use AI to determine what programs to cut. Does he mean the AI that can't solve a captcha? That should be swell. What could possibly go wrong?

If we need any proof that we're a country in decline, a company sells books arranged by color to use as decorations so that morons can look as if they read, but have never bought a book in their lives. www.amazon.com/Curated-Deco...

Trump's inauguration will be held indoors because of expected freezing temperatures in DC--proof that hell froze over with his reelection. At least he won't have to worry about low crowd size photos.