anybody who calls posts “skeets” is ngmi, even bleets is better than that

Hey @team bluesky could y’all make some kind of “notebook” where we could arrange a bunch of posts on a “page” so we can see them all at once? It’d be super helpful for writing threads + organizing other people’s posts for ourselves, I’m imagining it could be like a ~DIY drafts + bookmarks storage

My motto is “Memento Vixeris” — Remember That You Will Have Lived. Do not despair because one day you will die (Memento Mori). Instead rejoice because someday when it is over, you will have lived a Good life. Make it so.

Just got tagged into a hell thread on Twitter while I’m in twitter jail, pray for me

Going outside in a short dress without spandex on is like playing life on “danger” mode. Every gust of wind risks me showing my ass to the block

gonna get one of those fancy little golden custom cursive name pendants like Carrie Bradshaw and all the delicate sorority girls wear but it’s gonna say “taco” 😋

I am being censored for speaking my truth (saying I wanted to kick a reality tv show villain in the head)

Hey NYC pals DM me on Twitter if you want in, our playlist will have you sweatin and yelling 💃🏾💃🏾 (Men are also welcome, you just gotta get into the girly pop bangers vibe)

Just thought you all should know that Twitter spaces is actively breaking right now, probably bc there’s a 1.5 million person space that Elon is on It keeps kicking speakers off & right now nobody can hear anyone except the host and 1 speaker out of ~5

There are too many hot people in Brooklyn. Everyone stop moving here until we can figure out what’s going on

Why yes I did bring a little shawl to this cafe so I can be comfy cozy and stylish while I sip my little iced chai and clack clack away on my keyboard

i like boys with sad eyes and girls with indomitable joie de vivre

Some of you people are very different on here than on twitter

once when I was ~5 a family friend cooked dinner for us and it was fish, which I’d never tried and immediately hated. I started crying and refused to it and my mom said “don’t be rude by not finishing it, you have to eat it.” I still think it was more rude that I cried at my plate but okay

The “0 invite codes” feels like it’s mocking me

I should have made myself a dude alterego on here, dammit

sitting in a cool breeze in the sun with a silly little drink and a cigarette in my hand is one of life’s greatest pleasures

these apps are fun because deep down everyone wishes they were still a lowbie

HBO’s title sequences never miss This tweet inspired by Succession, that song and the shots of the city interspersed with old-school videos of the kids set the tone perfectly

‼️🚨 Important PSA: Bluesky is going down for maintenance at 7am PT tomorrow morning (Monday 4/9) 🚨 ‼️ Will be down for 15-30 min. We’re doing a lot of work upgrading bsky.social to new infra, so bear with us! Thanks for joining us this early in the journey. 🙏

Making new moots on here with a brand new account is kinda exciting, it’s like going from elementary to middle school and your friends are still here but there’s also all these new people in your English class that you‘ve seen at rec soccer practice but never spoken to before

Oh thank god this thing has dark mode. My eyes were already suffering and it’s been 3 minutes

Wow, how did you all get here so fast? This feels like walking into a house party expecting to see a couple of people you know and half your dorm is already here