holy shit

coming to bsky after twitter binge is like flipping the pillow to the cool side

vacuum and swifter your house today

holy why did no one tell me new demon slayer dropped

ew bro they let android users on

so can I get a bluesky checkmark

“guy who” watches one season of Netflix show and orders the entire universe in books

the way this old ass book of pushkin’s poems smells is impossible to communicate

had a dream my friend overhead pressed more than me :(

what do you call it when you feel like getting fired would be fun

rate limiting my manager (ignoring DMs)

done cutting because I looked it up and abs are genetic

kinda sad a gay dudes never hit on me

lifting weights but not doing combat sports is like writing code and not shipping 🥱

so happy when people like my book recommendations there must be something primal here

what if we kissed at the tier 4 datacenter in aisle 13

can’t believe valerian root tea is legal

I see god in red meat, I see the devil in fluorescent lights

Saturday’s are for the boys (as long as they go to the gym with me)

I’ve been optimizing since a wee lad

I gotta pee so bad rn but the meeting has so much alpha

asking for invites on here feels like asking to hit someone’s vape that you just met

for the first time in my life I sat at a coffee shop and did nothing now I feel like even music is high stimulus

was having fun with my dog and suddenly realized that he’s gunna die one day and then I got really sad

they should do a “greysky” period occasionally that just randomly promotes garbage posts

“drop the blue, just sky, it’s cleaner”

almost done planning my sleeve to scare all the in person tech bois

just had a double espresso after 6 months of no caffeine guys I need help 😳😵‍💫😵‍💫😵‍💫

had a dream that yoshua bengio tripped on my table and spilled all his papers. Idk if this is love or tragedy or comedy

girls will be like “I hate drama it always finds me tho”… maybe you like drama idk just a wild idea

did you guys have a nice day

can’t wait to kiss the homies goodnight later

would be so funny if elon banned all of us after this

like a true 10x engineer, i discovered drip from first principles

wow so cute that we just have an app where we can share thoughts and be wholesome

thinking about the time I almost gave ugly girl a chance

I miss being an intern fr

text is the universal interface

just downed my pre workout to go lift and was just pulled into a meeting

anybody want a twitter invite code

what is cryptography is that about maps

WHERE ARE MY INVITE CODES

*trips over Ethernet cable “It’s 5 o’clock somewhere!”

have you guys tried this new inhaler it comes flavored

when he said let there be light he snapped fr

just had a really great snack

I could have become a knowledge worker but instead I chose to become a disagreeability worker (posting on the internet 🦋)

I hate xgboost

Muay Thai on lunch break into standup is a visceral vibe