they’re putting me on a list!!!!

gm

broke up with a girl and she wrote a substack article about me 😔✊

its crazy how there are no hot people on bluesky

so where do the cool libs hang out in this app

blue sky

hi

forgot to mute the nudes rip

quick, twitter is down, pump bluesky numbers

blue ass sky

i like how my more active shitposting account has 0 invites but my inactive irl account has so many

my tinder matches all have shared interests

twitter bf 🤝 bluesky gf

blueskys first meme ideology just dropped: effectivefuck.com

la eboy larp time

sometimes i think i am nowhere near autistic enough for SF

we have bluesky outside

couldnt sleep so now i am deadlifting at 1:34AM

talking to the neighbourhood auntys in hindi on the walk to work every morning to show them I’m cultured so i can be invited over for some biryani

i got no braincells left to schizo post, life’s good rn

i said the b word on twitter and elon rolled up to my house in his cybertruck, beat the shit out of me and signed me up for the next round of neuralink testing

wanted to make a bluesky egirl tier-list but its kinda crazy how this app has no hot girls

like a true 10x engineer, i discovered drip from first principles

what if we committed some white collar crimes for our first date

cant believe I’m the first person to ask a girl out on bluesky

imagine if instead of making a list and following the same people you followed on tpot, you decided to expand your horizons a bit

you’re in her twitter dms, I’m rizzing on her bluesky post, we’re not the same

Dorsey is going to pull a Nikita Bier and sell this app to elon again

me rolling up to bluesky inviting all the shitposters

how long until we get this app delisted for unhinged schizopoasting

this app buggier than poaster wtf