Inception (2010)

The single biggest piece of bullshit in inception is that someone could just fall asleep on command “let’s go for five more minutes” dawg it takes me at least thirty minutes to fall asleep you hired the wrong guy for this mission

We call Jeremy Doku Count Doku right?

Here’s my super woke take on why headers are the best - because it takes both a great pass and a great finish usually to get a great header That’s the most woke possible to take but I do like the fact you need a pin point dime to set up an awesome header

There’s really nothing better than having sports on during the day

A head butt is such a funny way for a soccer player to attack another soccer player - it’s as if the concept of ever using your hands is completely foreign

Egypt Cinderella story run 7/7/26 12:23pm - 7/7/26 12:50pm

Egypt vs Argentina got me like

“Clint Dempsey and Landon Donovan sucked too but at least they showed up” - trying to find the NBA on TNT analysis take here

Can we just blame this on Trump just like the only Knicks loss all playoffs was the one Trump got involved with?

0-0 for 90 minutes and then Spain finally scores semi casually as if they could have scored 100 goals if they wanted to — the most Spain game of all time

I like that soccer has a “the game ends when the refs says it does” aspect to it

1 upset down 1 to go today

Watching soccer and actually caring about the outcome is really the worst thing ever no wonder soccer fans are insane

Loading up the Balo Gun to take down Belgium

The most American thing possible is our best soccer player’s last name has “gun” in it

My favorite thing about Con Air is there is basically and entire movies worth of content in the opening credits

I love having someone in a movie yelling “you’re out of time!” Constantly in an action scene

In Independence Day the president of the United States declares that Independence Day is no longer an American holiday but a world holiday —- woke globalist Hollywood propaganda

If could change one thing about the movie Independence Day I would have Frank Constanza play Jeff goldblums dad in it

The most American thing that could happen today is LeBron James joining the Wolves

What’s the point of being at a cabin if you can’t play emo music

Offsides is pure fascism

Instead of “Country Roads” the USA National Team should play “Hot For Teacher” by Van Halen after they win

The World Cup is a great mix of sports and geography

I love the Ted Danson / Larry David chemistry

Saw obsession today

Naz is going to make the all star team in the east next year 🔒🔒🔒🔒

This is probably the best song I’ve heard in awhile

Been watching Cheers to fall asleep at night to and it really kinda goes downhill once Diane leaves Rebecca / Sam just don’t have nearly the same chemistry - and it turns Sam into a boring character Fraiser / Lilith are the more interesting pair and almost take the spotlight over

I do think some soccer rules are a little overly fascist Like offsides - so there’s a problem With being fast now?

I do not understand the salary cap I will just be man enough to admit that

Captain Kirk lookin ass

This team would low key kinda cook

@verydumbidiot.bsky.social who are we drafting at 28 (let’s just pretend for the sake of being online that this isn’t the most obvious trade for 3 second round picks situation ever)

Remembering Chuck Norris by watching his least bad movie ever

Whenever I’m watching an old movie and there’s a face I know for a fact I’ve seen before but can’t place it - 9/10 this is why lol

My pitch for the Ayo and Bones nickname contest is “The Hell Yeah Brothers”

The Minnesota Timberwolves are back in action tonight:

One thing that I feel only existed in action movies from 1993-1999 was heavy metal based night clubs

If there’s one thing cereal has been missing it’s definitely creatine

If there’s one thing cereal has been missing it’s definitely creatine

@averagejer.bsky.social chefs kiss

I like how most of the media legitimately thinks the Wolves just don’t try at basketball 40 something times a year as if that’s somehow better than accepting they just aren’t that good?

Incredible movie plot idea

Hilary Duff interpolates a blink-182 song on her new album 😂❤️🙌🏻

Spectre

Recorded some new music this month - think its one of my better mixing efforts on.soundcloud.com/u5C0GshyHvLj...

One of the most relatable things George Costanza ever does is when his girlfriend is trying to talk to him about authors she likes he redirects it to sports because one of the author names sounds like an Atlanta Falcons Quarterback

Who does number 2 work for