Covering the front desk at work, willing the phone not to ring.

Look, I stand by this initial feeling I had upon finishing the movie.

Nothing stresses me out more or makes me laugh more than D&D. Hahahahaha why do I play this game

My friends contain multitudes in a multitude of different ways.

We started a little group at work called Water Cooler Critics where we all watch a show and then discuss it at lunch and, honestly, it’s so much fun.

This was a real good one! I see why everyone liked it.

10 pm bedtime total cultural victory

Why do we put two people on the luge. It barely fits one person.

I booked a meeting with my coworkers for us to try and get Noah Kahan tickets. This is my Eras Tour. This is my Oasis.

Thankful for Veronica Mars being back on Netflix so I can relive the origin of my enemies-to-lovers obsession.

It’s rare anymore that I’m the youngest person in the room but I can say for sure that is the case at the one man play about Dwight D. Eisenhower.

My favorite pizza place by my parents doesn’t deliver, only takes cash, and you have to call to order.

❤️

I received the greater compliment of my life today: my friend told me that I “never strike out” when it comes to book recommendations. Put it on my memorial park bench.

I thought my tower fan was haunted but actually it appears the volume button on my Roku remote turns on oscillation. So there ya go.

MORE CHALANCE WAS NEEDED

I had to put real pants on today for being in the office and my body is like “WHAT IS HAPPENING.”

I was today years old when I discovered that you can go into and also to the top of the St. Louis Arch.

I feel like someone should have told me Jason Mantzoukas was in Percy Jackson

I imagine Columbo’s inner monologue is just, “this fucking guy” like on a continuous loop.

My friends told me to watch Columbo but they did NOT tell me what a fox young Peter Falk was?? Like, how dare he.

Sometimes I forget that I can simply choose to not answer the door and man what a power trip.

Are we not all obsessed with Death by Lightning? I feel like we should all be talking about it more. IT IS SO FREAKING GOOD.

It’s important to find travel friends willing to go to the airport at whatever unhinged time will make you feel better.

Oh why am I crying? Bc I made it to the Irish football corner of TikTok and I’ve been watching them celebrate their win and like full crying at how happy they are.

I cannot BELIEVE the amount of high profile actors they got to voice this Ken Burns American Revolution doc.

Had a blast with this one!

I couldn’t remember the name of the new Apple TV show I was looking for so I googled “con air but on Apple TV” and it’s called The Last Frontier in case anyone was wondering.

Me: Ohp, must be time for bed! Clock: Girl, it is 6:45.

SVU is so back, baby.

I forgot my headphones at home and I am not exaggerating when I tell you it has absolutely ruined my life.

I just don’t think that, as a culture, we talk about Barb and Star Go to Vista Del Mar as much as we should.

The fact that this French onion soup recipe says it will take “20 minutes” to golden cook the onions on medium/low heat is INSANE. Like, my sister in christ, just tell me the real amount of time, I can handle it.

Guys I’m going to a show at the Troubadour ON A SCHOOL NIGHT. I must have been thinking I was 25 years old when I bought these tickets.

Do you think the dork who approved the new slightly blurry iOS is far sighted so they just couldn’t tell

When Ilona Maher said that you wouldn’t understand rugby after the first or second time, boy, was she right. I’ve watched most of this tournament and only understand about 10%. What a game hahaha

Don’t forget to get your flu shot! And your COVID shot!! And also Tetanus (prn)!

Spoiler alert: I LOVED THIS MOVIE. PROTECT MY ANGEL BABY, DALE, AT ALL COSTS.

Not seen: me creating a whole ass PowerPoint Party so I could present on this book to my friends. (They loved it)

Sometimes I wonder if I lean on my phone reminders *too* much or if I’m just at the age where I need more reminders.

Join me on my journey to understand this sport in preparation for the World Cup next month!! Let’s all watch together!!!

I am not a good dresser and it is never more obvious than when I have a weekend trip where multiple outfits are needed.

I feel like we aren’t talking about Shoresy enough. What an absolute gem of a show.

On one hand? Love getting my hair chopped off. On the other? I don’t know what to do with it now.

I have kind of a lot of PTO, so I’m contemplating taking a random day off whenever my library holds all come in at once.

Guys you gotta check out our celeb guest this month. He’s THE BEST.

I’ve been in need of a haircut for a while now but I hate calling for the appointment. Finally today I just sucked it up and made the call. You want to know how long it took? 55 seconds. Less than a minute what is wrong with me

Oh fuck yeah let’s go hot santa @hereliescorri.bsky.social

Attempted to go for a run today, and you know what? I don’t think it’s for me.