It’s important to find travel friends willing to go to the airport at whatever unhinged time will make you feel better.

Oh why am I crying? Bc I made it to the Irish football corner of TikTok and I’ve been watching them celebrate their win and like full crying at how happy they are.

I cannot BELIEVE the amount of high profile actors they got to voice this Ken Burns American Revolution doc.

Had a blast with this one!

I couldn’t remember the name of the new Apple TV show I was looking for so I googled “con air but on Apple TV” and it’s called The Last Frontier in case anyone was wondering.

Me: Ohp, must be time for bed! Clock: Girl, it is 6:45.

SVU is so back, baby.

I forgot my headphones at home and I am not exaggerating when I tell you it has absolutely ruined my life.

I just don’t think that, as a culture, we talk about Barb and Star Go to Vista Del Mar as much as we should.

The fact that this French onion soup recipe says it will take “20 minutes” to golden cook the onions on medium/low heat is INSANE. Like, my sister in christ, just tell me the real amount of time, I can handle it.

Guys I’m going to a show at the Troubadour ON A SCHOOL NIGHT. I must have been thinking I was 25 years old when I bought these tickets.

Do you think the dork who approved the new slightly blurry iOS is far sighted so they just couldn’t tell

When Ilona Maher said that you wouldn’t understand rugby after the first or second time, boy, was she right. I’ve watched most of this tournament and only understand about 10%. What a game hahaha

Don’t forget to get your flu shot! And your COVID shot!! And also Tetanus (prn)!

Spoiler alert: I LOVED THIS MOVIE. PROTECT MY ANGEL BABY, DALE, AT ALL COSTS.

Not seen: me creating a whole ass PowerPoint Party so I could present on this book to my friends. (They loved it)

Sometimes I wonder if I lean on my phone reminders *too* much or if I’m just at the age where I need more reminders.

Join me on my journey to understand this sport in preparation for the World Cup next month!! Let’s all watch together!!!

I am not a good dresser and it is never more obvious than when I have a weekend trip where multiple outfits are needed.

I feel like we aren’t talking about Shoresy enough. What an absolute gem of a show.

On one hand? Love getting my hair chopped off. On the other? I don’t know what to do with it now.

I have kind of a lot of PTO, so I’m contemplating taking a random day off whenever my library holds all come in at once.

Guys you gotta check out our celeb guest this month. He’s THE BEST.

I’ve been in need of a haircut for a while now but I hate calling for the appointment. Finally today I just sucked it up and made the call. You want to know how long it took? 55 seconds. Less than a minute what is wrong with me

Oh fuck yeah let’s go hot santa @hereliescorri.bsky.social

Attempted to go for a run today, and you know what? I don’t think it’s for me.

Time to post it again.

Figured I should watch a Star Wars movie so I picked Rogue One and man this really is the best one.

What’s a line delivery you think about a lot? So of course I can’t find the gif, but right before this line, Keri Russell’s friend says “thats horrific” in this gagged manner and that sends me every time.

Jon Bernthal in a rom com WHEN? That man graduated with honors from Yearniversity and he would CRUSH an enemies to lovers story.

Not to brag, but my eye doctor told me that I have (and this is a direct quote), “beautiful retinas.”

“Watch The Pitt!” they say. “It’s the most accurate medical drama ever!” they say. “Noah Wyle is a hot doctor” they say. NONE OF YOU SAID HOW EMOTIONALLY DEVASTATING IT IS.

Do they have Emmys for just opening credits? They should.

Gawt damn

Has anyone read a good book about the Boer Wars?

My front door knob came off in my hand when I came home. Now, I’m not a door person but I don’t think that is supposed to happen.

😆😆😆 @lilemil.bsky.social

Scam text tried to get me by saying I had an overdue toll road charge like, buddy, I will literally go 20 minutes out of my way in order to not take a toll road of any kind.

Reading up Presidents in preparation for a party I’m going to tomorrow, and man, what a bunch of shitasses.

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Reading in bed and was feeling tired so I put my book down thinking, “must be time for sleep!” Check the clock: it’s 8:45.

YOU GUYS. Those astronauts are STILL STUCK. They won’t be home until April MAYBE.

My brain has too many tabs open today.

They are asking us to update our staff bios for the website which reminded me that for the question of “Favorite Quote” I just put something I say a lot instead something inspirational like a sane person.

Accommodation has two c’s AND two m’s. That is just too many letters.

I used to bounce back so much quicker whenever I got sick. Now I have to take to my bed for days like I have some kind of wasting disease.

No better feeling than recommending a book you love to a friend who ends up loving it as much as you do.

My mom has a face that makes strangers want to talk to her literally everywhere. It makes traveling with her difficult.

Guys, this movie was TENSE. But more importantly, how did MEW’s hair look so good the whole time??

It’s January 5th and I’ve read 4 books this year. This pace is untenable. Also…I think I should probably leave my house more?