man I wish cats were real

why does toilet paper only ever come in ‘soft’ or ‘strong’. do we lack the technology to create a single hybrid paper that is both at once. or is this like a Tower of Babel Situation where we once had a true understanding but now that knowledge has been fractured

we love an utena reference on gdq

dreamt that somebody told me I smelled awful so after I woke up I went to go scrub down in the bath for like an hour and a half because that’s the way my brain works

[vague mental health(-) mention] my brain is in such a weird place these days

me, watching some kid walk by in the parking garage practicing with his nunchaku: “get a load of this guy” me, immediately heading home and practicing with the pair of tonfa I keep by my bed: “i am a warrior”

Don’t mind me just crying like a baby over the latest Vigilantes episode lol

Friendly reminder that you’re not contractually obligated to use American tech. Europe actually makes things too - Mastodon, for example. I started shifting over about a year ago. It’s slow going (yes, I’m still trapped on Substack), but progress is progress. If you’re attempting the same […]

PLEASE BE GOOD I'm not ride-or-die for many franchises, but .hack// will ALWAYS be something I'm a little too hyped for

Colored sketch commission for @jakethepuppen.bsky.social of Jake and Wuk Lamat trying on each others' clothes! #goattrain_art  #ffxiv

Look at this dork, how can you not love her? <3 (Original art by RollinRabbit here: https://www.tumblr.com/rollinrabbit/787382889651240960/wuk-lamat ) #ffxiv #wuklamat

Got a rejection letter for a longshot job I applied for and my gut reaction wasn’t disappointment that I didn’t get the job but rather gratitude that I got the letter at all since it’s been weeks since I’ve even seen *any* communication from recruiters/companies I’ve applied with lmao

Your 30s-50s are not "I'm old and irrelevant" not even close. It's more like "I'm refined and still able to learn and grow." Be thankful for every day you get. Every day is another opportunity to change and grow into something beautiful

houghhh suddenly it’s highly likely we’ll be moving to a new apartment complex across town within 2 weeks and I am so unprepared

If you write about the messy reality behind "free" internet services: we're seeing #OpenStreetMap hammered by scrapers hiding behind residential proxy/embedded-SDK networks. We're a volunteer-run service and the costs are real. We'd love to talk to a journalist about what we're seeing + how […]

my peanut allergy is mild enough that I discovered I can still eat delicious Thai curry without my throat swelling shut but alas, still enough that my digestive system tries to immediately rebel afterwards :blobcatmeltcry:

“I love MAGFest but I wish there was more furry stuff in the marketplace” said the guy consistently too nervous to attend any furry conventions

can’t wait for these incredible horse

six showers a day, two hours of sleep, and one meal a day. pretty sure that’s right. skin’s starting to get pretty dry around shower 3 or 4 tho

I’m at #Magfest2026 !! Come and see me! Just not right now as I’m going to a concert. I’ll be open again tomorrow! :D I’m next to the best person I could ask to be next to @weenietowne.bsky.social !

@goattrain.bsky.social Stopped at a cute cafe this morning that made me think of you for no particular reason whatsoever. :ablobcatangel:

I always get a little bummed when I start seeing holiday lights coming down. Let me have pretty night lights all year long, dammit

I love my wife

[current affairs] I am so sick of once more living in Unprecedented Times

Happy Birthday, 2026!

[the obvious macro/micro joke] aight whose balls’re droppin on me come midnight

God bless Valkyria Chronicles 4 and its lesbian rocket launcher-toting MILF

“harry potter chocolate frog fortnite back bling” - Statements dreamed up by the utterly Deranged

are you a chill person/animal/other who is interested in savage raid content in #ffxiv? are you looking for a LGBTQIA+ and furry friendly group that values keeping the experience fun and as stress-free as possible? i assure you my fairy and i will probably be able to keep you alive!* […]

Kim: “I think they used Cylon Cinnamon in my latte.” Me: “…I think you mean Ceylon Cinnamon. Cylons are the bad guys in Battlestar Galactica.” Kim: “Well, go ahead and toot that.” So say we all.

Happy Birthday to my wife, my best friend and guiding light during good times, bad times, and everything in between. :blobcatcouple:

Today is my birthday! If you feel so inclined, I’ve started a ko-fi account at ko-fi.com/kimswanner Life has been tricky this year, to say the least. But I’m thankful for all of the people who have been part of my life journey - you are keeping me going. <3

[mh-] me today

I am begging you not to call your own art slop. I 100% understand how hard it is to be confident in what you make, but if you made something, it's not slop.

today is. not a great day for me.

too bad I don’t get paid for every time I spill scalding hot coffee on myself, cause I’m a frickin’ pro at that

[mh-(?)] I genuinely and deeply appreciate the kindness of giving oneself, the dedication of helping out in another person’s home to try and make their lives easier but oh my god having someone stay with you who doesn’t ‘get’ your routine, or doesn’t understand your way of doing things, or […]

My mother-in-law is visiting for a week and watched Bird Box last night and unsurprisingly I had real fucked up nightmares last night lol

i love cranbo gingey

Apparently my cousin wrote a novel that just released to several five star reviews, so that’s kinda wild

The original Let It Die was famous for its absolutely amazing soundtrack. Akira Yamaoka went and got in touch with a HUNDRED of his favourite indie bands and commissioned each to do a track named 'let it die'. The result was borderline mystical. They're AI-generating the music here. Fuck that.

Can you believe it, guys? Christmas, just a week away!

ordered food here. the server did 7 frame-perfect turnarounds in a row and launched themselves through the door speeding past my table at 700km/h but the plate was perfect. 5 star service, would eat here again

Today I realized I am as old now as my mom was when I met my wife online for the first time. That’s wild as fuck.

the more I think about this joke the more it feels like the plot of Killer7 https://infosec.exchange/@grey/115510067983861528

[USPol, something that doesn't suck] And now for something that doesn't suck! SCOTUS rejects bid to overturn same-sex marriage https://bsky.app/profile/apnews.com/post/3m5bu5uriwg2j

imagine infinite granola

Current status: hangin’ in there (or trying to at least) thank you for the kind words, folks

me: “I really need to drink more water” also me: *immediately knocks over a full glass of water spilling it into my UPS and inside my PC* :blobcatmelt: :blobcatmelt2: :blobcatmelt3: :blobcatmelt4: :blobcatmelt5: :blobcatmelt6:

going to a coffee shop dressed as a cat yesterday and making so many people smile and stop and comment on it made me so happy in turn https://fed.brid.gy/r/https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:uoh2piljtykncocv3oudvuko/post/3m4itu5ub222j