Big of heart, dumb of ass, home of sexual

When they put me down like a dog, make sure they give me a McDonald's hamburger first

I want to take a moment to post the link to my sisters gofundme. gofund.me/5b4de60fe

After 10 months of not writing anything, this has a quick update. It's a bit messy as I'm out of practice, but I'm hoping that we can make this a habit and finish this one up by Christmas.

I peaked here

Hello all, I'm still kicking just been feeling very quiet. Recently "celebrated" three years since getting doxxed back in October which is a wild wild thought. I've gotten super super into Cyberpunk 2077. For the first time in forever recently I've been thinking of Izzy Hands musings so that's cool

I can't watch true crime because no one ever asks for a lawyer. I ask for a union rep to get a damn compliment.

Not to sound like an extremist or anything, but I think all medication should cost $0

What sort of angst are EdIzzy cooking up right now?

My snake guys from @imrights.bsky.social came in and have joined the pile of love and bad financial decisions 🖤🖤🖤

Thinking about an Izzy who didn't really mind the toes or the leg because in his mind they weren't really his, he's always been Edward’s, every part of him, and if Edward saw fit to take, that was his right

If there was one fic of mine you could have me go back and work on, which would it be? Anything, even drabbles is fair game!

Ed's knee is actually perfectly fine and he wears the brace just for fashion and attention. No one can know that though, so Ed instructs Izzy to act like it is real and he's so brave for overcoming this obstacle. After a while, both of them forget that it's an act!

If kidnapped, what would you post that would alarm your followers without the kidnappers knowing that you're asking for help? "Anyone want some fluff?"

Adding a quick post at the top to say this is filthy, TW for dubcon, dacryphilia, mentions of some slight eye stuff? Have fun!

What if Izzy was never Hornigold's special boy? What if he had potential but Horni never saw it so he was thrown to his men. What if Izzy is so scared about being out back in that position that he becomes the special boy for Ed to protect himself.

I'm making modern AU Ed still shoot Izzy in the leg.

Guys, I had a pause but now I'm swinging back into ofmd hyper fixation. Don't know what that means for my mental health tbh

Does anyone know if anyone ever wrote fic about Izzy and his relationship with alcohol or even a fic where that gets addressed?

It's really bothered me for a long time that resto au lay unfinished with no inkling of motivation to rewrite and finish it but I think I have finally figured it out! Don't expect it any time soon, but I think I want to fully re write it set in my home town of St Augustine instead of a vague setting

When Ed walks onto the main deck in the morning and doesn't see Izzy, a hint of excitement blooms in his chest. The excitement only grows as Fang says he hasn't seen him all morning.

Teddy just stands for T boy Eddie don't worry. OFMD t4t Edizzy confirmed

I don't think I'm a big part of any rare ships for OFMD but I used to be a MCU Tony Stark/Phil Coulson, Tony Stark/Bucky Barnes and Sherlock/ Lestrade and I'm pretty sure those shaped me as a person

I'm currently watching all Disney animated movies in release order and after that I think maybe I'll do all the Marvels (MCU and others). Fuck it, you know, why not???

Tr**p/JD V***e fanfiction where T executively orders JDV to suck his- I am taken out by snipers. I am finally at peace.

My sister and her boyfriend just declined their invites to my wedding 🥴

My family recently went on a cruise for my dad's birthday/Christmas present and @moosetressofevil.bsky.social and I brought little Izzy by @imrights.bsky.social to the Pirate museum in Nassau!

It's not so much that Izzy hates that Stede loves Ed as Izzy hates how Stede is allowed to openly show that he loves Ed while Izzy was always forced to hide it.

I keep having a recurring dream where I am executed by Mickey Mouse.

10 New years resolutions: 1.) Watch more movies so I can log into letterboxd more! 2.) Go to the movie theatre more, let go of that trauma and start to enjoy it again! 3.) Continue eating healthier but not in a way that focuses on weight! 4.) Have more game nights!

Finished my craft for @thecanyoncraft.bsky.social need to snag a frame and it will be going to it's new home probably on the third! Based on @sausagecloud.bsky.social tweet :P

I love Ed who actually needs his knee brace... But I'm kinda living for an Ed who only wears it for the attention and style... There's a lot to do with that!

The cars I imagine Modern AU OFMD characters drive: a thread

Do you think Bob and Phil from White Christmas have explored each other's bodies?

It's their first Christmas as three and Izzy is secretly very excited. He's surprised but thankful that he was the first one up. It gave him enough time to brush his teeth and start the kettle while also giving his stomach time to come to terms with being awake so early.

Roach wipes bloodied hands onto his apron, his lips a grim line. "He's fine, y'know? Wasn't even too deep. Jest passed out before he could stop the bleeding." Ed felt all the horror and fear dissipate at once. "So he wasn't even trying to kill himself?"

For no reason, Izzy vs the diagnostic criteria :) #OFMD

I was systematically stalked, harassed, and the doxxed by a teenager because the non sexual Izzy Hands fanfiction I was writing on Twitter algorithmed onto their feed. I was then told it was okay that it happened because a minor did it, and it was my fault for not being more careful with my info :)

Something that really bothered me about s2 that I personally haven't seen mentioned, is the complete dropping of the red cloth as a metaphor. It was a strong one and I wish they either impractically found the original red cloth or got a new one.

Imagine for a moment that your husband/boyfriend/best friend meets someone you find insufferable. They want to date this awful person. It’s a terrible feeling, but if your partner is the kind of person who is going to do what they want, maybe you just let it run it’s course.

The gentleman pirate I presume?

Ed is the guy who NEEDS to be the most specialest princess in the room. He needs a gift on your birthday and to be allowed to blow out your candles. He needs equal or more attention when you're sick- God forbid you have a surgery or break a bone.

I hate the be the bearer of bad news, but Modern!AU Izzy Hands would like poppers a bit too much. Ed has never been known for his patience or foreplay.

Ed who actually feels guilty about the fact that he is secretly cheating on Izzy, but in a way where instead of stopping, he projects his guilt onto Izzy as paranoia

I think edizzy should get into an argument where Izzy snaps and yells about how Ed doesn't give him the room to think of anything but 'Ed'! and Ed screams back that that's funny because he doesn't think about Izzy at all.

I'm speaking my truth. Izzy hands is NOT a throat goat. My mans can't even brush his teeth without gagging. This is a huge point of contention in his and Eds relationship.

Ed and Izzy had a child once. After a while, the novelty of a baby wears off and Ed makes Izzy give them away on land to some rich folk. From them on, Izzy stops being at ease. If Ed could become bored of his own flesh and blood, what's keeping Izzy at his side?

Izzy finds out about the stupid Thanksgiving potluck the day before. The transfer of Ed's small team to Bonnet's company is brand new; he figures it would be a bad look to not make any attempt to participate. He worries over what he can throw together and bring all night as he closes the department.

You ever have something happen to you irl and immediately think, oof... Izzy is not going to like this one.