Derek Hawkins
@wrytersblockdh.bsky.social
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Failed writer. Long-suffering Beta reader/editor. Shenaniggator Extraordinaire.
"I've made plenty of friends on social media by chatting with strangers." True. That's how she got stuck with me for the last 16 years on an entirely different SM platform. (be careful what you ask for L ....) 😜🤣🤣
#NoLessonsLearned
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8 days ago
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And when I Beta read/edit I charge a dollar for every one of these errors I find and mark. If somebody actually paid me for the last 12-16 years of work I could retire! 🤣
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I've been under a rock for the last houyr-ish. Is Youtube having issues? The app on my tv doesn't even have my account info. I can log in on a browser, but the yt main page for my account doesn't load. History is there and works tho....?
about 1 month ago
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50 Ways To Leave Your Lover
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about 2 months ago
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Young Frankenstein (Fronken-shteen)
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about 2 months ago
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You'll need to work on that immortality thing again....
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2 months ago
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Done in part to balance out the uncounted multiverses she slaughtered in1 trilogy of books. 😜
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2 months ago
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reposted by
Derek Hawkins
Stephen Blackmoore
3 months ago
Leo: Today you will be cast out of the tribe to wander the wastelands alone with nothing but your wits and the clothes on your back. But that's okay. That tribe was full of assholes, anyway.
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Liana Brooks
3 months ago
My newest release!
#ChristmasMermaid
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Liana Brooks
3 months ago
Go buy my book!
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You will be visited by 3 spirits.... of radio
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4 months ago
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Insert a movie into another movie InnerspaceBalls
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4 months ago
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Insert a movie into another movie New Jack City Slickers
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4 months ago
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My gress is con.
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6 months ago
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reposted by
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Rebecca Enzor
6 months ago
You leaned to Speak The Ocean. You dove deep to See The Depths. Now it's time to... SEEK THE SHORE! The final murderous mermaid book will drop 3/27! Preorder your copy today!
rebeccaenzor.com/sto3-cover-a...
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Subtly downgrade a band: KiloDeath
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6 months ago
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Subtly downgrade a band: Prince Cobra (from King Cobra, a little more obscure mid-80s act, most notable for the title track to the 1986 movie "Iron Eagle")
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6 months ago
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10 of my favorite movies, no particular order. No context given. :P - Dogma (1999) - Casino Royal (2006) - The Empire Strikes Back - Better Off Dead (1985) - My Cousin Vinnie - The Final Countdown - Mel Brooks' History Of The World (1981) - Father Goose (1964) - The Fifth Element - Up In The Air
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6 months ago
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Smash 2 movies together to make a new movie The Empire Strikes Back To The Future
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7 months ago
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Age verification: Disney World only had two parks in Florida. And Epcot had only been open less than 60 days when I was there.
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7 months ago
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Better Off Dead One Crazy Summer Grosse Point Blank
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7 months ago
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Make a band singular: Glenn Miller
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7 months ago
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Make a band singular: The Pet Shop Boy.
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7 months ago
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Age verification? You could buy vehicles without factory installed air conditioning. Same vehicle also came with a factory installed Am/Fm 8-track player.
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7 months ago
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Slightly diminish a band… BD-FD
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7 months ago
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Movie you’ve watched more than six times using gifs. (“Hard mode” no Star Wars, Star Trek, or LOTR)
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7 months ago
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Two things you never want to go cheap on because they will fail you when you most need them. Bread & Toilet paper.
7 months ago
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And that's price per taco. And even that is getting expensive.
7 months ago
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Descriptive text on earthquake imagery: Fault text
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7 months ago
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@carriehelen13.bsky.social
Damn. I really thought you were in town. So every time I've flashed thru LC I was no where near you.
7 months ago
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@carriehelen13.bsky.social
Damn. Hit me twice in one repost, why don't you? LOL
7 months ago
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Make a band food: Smashing Pumpkin Pies
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8 months ago
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*LQQks pointedly in
@cmdrsue.bsky.social
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8 months ago
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What gif pops up for your name? no comment.
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8 months ago
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Liana Brooks
8 months ago
I clicked my tongue, nodded, and held open the door in the classic Midwestern gesture that said, “Leave before I get my shotgun.” The stranger probably misinterpreted it because he was from the west coast where pointing at the open door meant, “Please come in and sit a spell.”
#Romance
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Diminish a band name: Echo & The Buggymen.
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8 months ago
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Diminish a band name: Beagles
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8 months ago
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Slightly diminish a band The Beatless
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8 months ago
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@lianabrooks.bsky.social
One ping only, Vasily. (x2)
8 months ago
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Post a fuck you song this one has one of my favorite FY lines. 🔥
www.youtube.com/watch?v=sUzM...
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8 months ago
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Avery Flynn
8 months ago
Ok. This is weird but so am I. For reasons I can’t explain yet, I’m looking for romance author friends I know who are in Western Maryland, West Virginia, Ohio, Indiana, Illinois, and Kentucky. DM me!
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And I have Beta Read/Edited for Liana FOR YEARS. These could be in the same one scene.
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8 months ago
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"Life is short. Eat dessert first." ~me as a therapist
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9 months ago
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Let’s turn this around: Five authors by whom I’ve read more than ten books: Michael Stackpole Clive Cussler Gail Carriger Harry Harrison Harry Turtledove bonus: Gini Koch Kevin Hearne
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9 months ago
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Ten authors by whom I've read more than five books: Liana Brooks Barbara Hambly Gail Carriger Jaye Wells Genevieve Cogman Gini Koch Michael J Martinez Jim C Hines Kevin Hearne Michael Stackpole
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9 months ago
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If you see this, quote with a robot that isn’t from Star Wars, Star Trek, Doctor Who, or Transformers.
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9 months ago
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Well, if something happens, you call the company and they bring you another car (I think). Something to look into.
9 months ago
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Liana Brooks
9 months ago
I know it's the weekend stateside but I'd love to hear something by Monday. Do you need an editor?
#LianaEdits
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Megan E. O'Keefe
9 months ago
quietly begging writers who set stories in real places to please hire beta readers who actually live there
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Post a song from the year you turned 12.
youtu.be/wTP2RUD_cL0?...
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