Just saw the post office is going to release a Barbie stamp. Just another thing that bitch has that I don't!

Hubby has his buddies here so I went to the Kentucky Derby party by myself yesterday. As always wore a dress & heels. "My wife never dresses up for me like that," one of them said sitting there in ripped jeans & a stained sweat shirt. I can't imagine why 🙄

If I didn't want to speed I'd be driving a Prius not a V-8 Mustang 😉

Please feel free to be offended if you so choose to but if your gym selfie crosses my timeline I hit block. If you're seeking likes & affirmation perhaps Grindr is a better venue for you.

One has to wonder how much we have spent on this publicity tour of King Charlie & Queen Mistress? Considering the number of food insecure and homeless in America couldn't those funds have been better spent?

I don't know about the rest of you but if I had been the target of 3 alleged assassination attempts in the last 2 years I'd be speaking out against the gun culture here in America to feel safer, not advocating for a ballroom

Someone please explain to me like I'm 5 years old why I would want to follow back someone with zero posts? I'll wait

OK Bluesky! Someone out there has to know who this is. Do your thing and let's make him "famous!" 😉

Amazing how little it takes to get the "only solution to the country's problems is impeachment" crowd to block you.

To everyone screaming for impeachment. So you impeach him and a freakin' miracle happens & 2/3 of the Senate votes to remove him from office. You now have President JD Vance. What's your action plan now?

I'm not a fan of Hakeem Jeffries AKA Chuck Schumer Lite but let's be honest here you're not going to get 2/3 in the Senate so impeachment is a moot point. Rather than campaigning on impeachment talk about what you're going to shut him down & make sure a Donald Trump never happens again

Yea, she wrote this. 🤣😂🤣😂

You gotta love these "customer experience surveys." I went online & paid my bill. Like WTF?

Is it just me or does Jared Kushner look like he spent most of high school stuffed in his locker? 🤔

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Indigestion?

Post profusely !! Thank you for your attention to this matter.

Hubby washed the couple things in the sink while I went to the store. He broke my favorite "rocks" glass. He apologized profusely & promised to find me an exact replacement. What's the proper waiting period to tell him I bought it at the dollar store probably 10 years ago?

I see all the football posts & draft projections just adding to the noise.JFC guys! Give it a rest at least until training camp

Don't these gym rats realize if they're really looking for likes on their gym pictures they'd probably have more luck on Grinder?

Say all you want but Scott Dixon is by far the classiest act in indycar

#Palmdale, #CA: 20y/o LuMontre was last seen near the intersection of Barrel Springs Rd & Chesboro Rd on Mar 29 in a white shirt & red/green windbreaker, carrying a backpack & black leather pouch. He reportedly received a call for a ride around 11:45pm from an unknown person &

In spite of being raised Catholic I'm far from the religious type however given a choice as to who to look to for theological matters, JD Vance or the Pope do I even have say which I'm listening to? 🤔

Back in the 60s and 70s my father drove 4 door Lincoln Continentals. If you want to hide multiple bodies in the trunk that's the car for you

Trump deletes image depicting him as Jesus, says it meant to be 'me as a doctor' And I thought I was Miss America www.cnbc.com/2026/04/13/t...

Rainy, foggy, good day to take a shower & wash my hair. Turned the water on, feels fine so I proceeded to step into the shower still wearing my slippers. 🥺 So how's your day going?

Sitting here flipping back and forth between the Masters & Bristol. Max all snuggled in my lap and out of nowhere comes a very close lightning strike. I think Max jumped 10 feet.

At my funeral I want someone to take my phone and text everyone there "Thanks for coming, looking forward to seeing you soon"

Another cool poster they're everywhere!

It must be spring and the trees are starting to bud. Did I actually see it? No, difficult to see with my sinuses running and my eyes watering. 🥺

Today is National Pet Day. Say hello to Max & Butterscotch. Max is 8 & Butterscotch is 2. Both were barn kittens that rescued me

JD Vance, Jared Kushner, & Steve Witkoff getting ready to negotiate with Iran

Hubby said, "Let's go out for a nice dinner." I pulled on some tights, changed to an underwire bra, put on a nice dress, even wore heels. As I coming down the steps he says, "Maybe we should just order a pizza." Funeral arrangements will be announced after the coroner releases the body.

Is everyone else inundated with posts, replies, or reposts from "families in Gaza" or am I special?

Delta raises checked bag fees $10 amid jet fuel price surge www.cnbc.com/2026/04/07/d... Anyone want to bet these fees won't go away when or if fuel prices go back down?

The UConn fans are definitely active tonight

Having nachos for dinner because someone forgot to put taco shells on her shopping list. ☹️ Deal with it!

I'm starting a Go Fund Me to buy Eva Longorio a GPS. First she was looking for Mexico, then she was looking for Spain, now she's looking for France. That poor girl hasn't a clue to where she is.

Halle Berry?

Perhaps the good Congressman should be the first to get a new job. After the midterms, perhaps?

This! 👇 How do I know if I want to order before I see the menu? 🤔

If anyone really loved the Orange Buffoon they would have staged an intervention long before he went on national television and rambled on like Grandpa yelling at the squirrels to stay off the lawn

Just watching him walk out his limp is much more pronounced, his cadence is weak and he is gasping for breath.

With the advancement of stats in sports suddenly athletes are breaking "records" only the most hardcore sports fan knew existed John Doe just broke the record for the most singles by a left-handed blue eye rookie that wears a size 10 1/2 shoe 😂🤣😂🤣

They say you can't train cats. Every morning Max sits in my lap as I have my morning coffee and catch up on the news and weather. I hold up my cup and say "It's coffee time" and he climbs down and patiently waits until I make a fresh cup then climbs back into my lap.

Everyone seems to be missing a critical point in the Orange Buffoon's ball room. It is not his house to make structural changes to! Imagine if you owned a rental property and one day you discovered your renter tore it down & rebuilt it more to his liking?

Bag of Better Made potato chips says a serving is 17 chips. JFC! I eat more than 17 chips deciding if I want potato chips!

I can understand her not wanting this unflattering picture. I 100% agree we shouldn't repost this unflattering picture. OOPS

Cosplaying working class Rafael Cruz went to Princeton and Harvard. When he flees his constituents without power, he stays at the Ritz-Carlton. His wife, Heidi, is Managing Director at the fancy investment firm Goldman Sachs. They are not men & women with callouses on their hands. They are elites.